Uranus is so 'fine' [wtf 12]. Beware of Carlos.. vlei' tun tact Due to extreme pressure and temperature, it literally rains diamonds on Neptune and Uranus cem. How to make diamonds, in 4 easy steps. 1, Obtain a piece of coal. 2, Stick it up your butt. 3, Play an online pvp game with random teammates 4, Wait for your bu

Uranus is so 'fine' [wtf 12]

Beware of Carlos.

vlei' tun tact
Due to extreme pressure and
temperature, it literally rains diamonds
on Neptune and Uranus
cem
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#46 - pappathethird (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#2 - sinusername (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It rains diamonds in your anus
#3 to #2 - niteghost (07/19/2013) [-]
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#32 - europe (07/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
How to make diamonds, in 4 easy steps.    
   
1, Obtain a piece of coal.    
   
2, Stick it up your butt.    
   
3, Play an online pvp game with random teammates    
   
4, Wait for your butt to unclench.    
   
Your diamonds are ready.
How to make diamonds, in 4 easy steps.

1, Obtain a piece of coal.

2, Stick it up your butt.

3, Play an online pvp game with random teammates

4, Wait for your butt to unclench.

Your diamonds are ready.
User avatar #11 - mrloki (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Who Wants to be a Millionaire" blooper <- just watch it !
#71 - triggathepirate (07/20/2013) [-]
Extreme pressure and temperature on uranus?
#31 - insaneflame (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I guess you could say that uranus is so uptight it makes diamonds
I guess you could say that uranus is so uptight it makes diamonds
#14 - breinke (07/20/2013) [-]
hmm, theres a pick up line here... or perhaps a rap lyric... " you call me neptune cuz i be rainin diamonds on uranus.." ?
User avatar #50 - annogram (07/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
no it doesn't
#61 to #50 - garymuthafuknoak (07/20/2013) [-]
yes it does   
   
you don't really deserve that profile pic
yes it does

you don't really deserve that profile pic
#27 - fallentoast (07/20/2013) [-]
bitches be so fine , diamonds rain from their anus
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#94 to #86 - childeroland (07/20/2013) [-]
doimonds in the skoi
#57 - timesmath (07/20/2013) [-]
MFW I already knew what other people didn't
User avatar #39 - thedarkestrogue (07/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So If we can somehow colonize Neptune or Uranus, diamonds wont be worth jack **** .
User avatar #42 to #39 - iliekbats (07/20/2013) [-]
maybe, but right now diamonds are still worth enough you'd probably let me colonize Uranus if I offered you plenty of them.
User avatar #13 - deltoraquest ONLINE (07/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ******* WHOA diamonds are super compressed carbon right? and carbon is apparently the main ingredient in organic matter...so there's life on Uranus and Neptune possibly?
User avatar #19 to #16 - deltoraquest ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
yeah I kinda had an anon moment just there...I withdraw my statement
#98 - scantoz (07/20/2013) [-]
In the future... Diamonds will be valueless...
#40 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well fiddle me this; how is the temperature high enough for diamond formation on planets with atmospheric temperatures of as low as 50 Kelvin?
User avatar #58 to #40 - romneykun (07/20/2013) [-]
I will touch you.
#22 - rmoran (07/20/2013) [-]
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mfw diamond rain
User avatar #6 - dafuqz (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If I could make it rain diamonds from my anus I would be so happy
#44 - funnygiggles (07/20/2013) [-]
First thing that came to mind.
We all have that inner child
#12 - upyoursnumbnuts (07/20/2013) [-]
Well that explains the burning sensation.
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