Translate in German: Water = BIER !

No, you'll find that in the real water section

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Thers Warsteiner so...no

That was a good one, though. +1 for you.

yeah even their slogan refers to piss, You're In (URINE) For A Good Time

It's description even says it's also made with virgin urine too. XD

Drive drunk into a pier.

Man beachte die Produkte darunter.

ironie... *hust*

Über einen Text super herauszukennen... *hust*

To the German: In America it's extremely rare to see water or anything non alcoholic in anything but plastic bottles

To everyone else: Every drink that I bought in Germany came in a glass bottle including water and apple juice

Apparently you drink beer like water.

I know possibly 10 german words. 9 of them accidently. And I get the joke.
There is alcohol in the "water" isle.

im german, but we dont drink water that much. Even at 90% of all workplaces beer is the drinking standart

I've been to Germany before. See, I was staying in Austria (much to my dismay we weren't anywhere near Fucking), it was okay during the day but night life sucked, so we drove into Germany every night.

I didn't see a single laderhousen wearing beer drinker. You let me down...

A german joke that american and also britain beer isn't strong and tastes like piss.
Pisswater

I saw your profile picture in the thumbnail, and thought it was i who posted that.



Have i just been trolled?

oh man thats good

Depends. If it's Pils, the german. If it's Guiness, the irish.

But honestly, i live in germany and been to ireland..they're ahead of us from what i've seen and drank with locals.

depends on the drinker

pils, lager - german
dark beer - irish

Czech man

depends on what youre drinking.

Neither, they'd both pass out as the Russian was finishing his warm up.

what about russian man and a finnish man?

If the beverage is vodka, that would be a contest for the ages.

A Russian man.

You're not really the ones drinking the most statistically. Sorry to say.

germans drink the most in total, we drink the most PER HEAD, think (read) before you ink

That was exactly what I was saying. You do not drink the most per person statistically. If you are so certain it is that way, I will need some conclusive proof, because I'm pretty sure you don't drink the most per person.

you say that yet you don't present any proof to support YOUR argument, also have a look at this

Ehh not very conclusive. And I don't need to support my statement, as it is only an antistatement. I don't need to prove my own innocence.

i can post more of these but it would be hella easier if you just looked things up before spewing bullshit, right now you're trying to argue with me on matters you obviously don;t know much of, and it's making you sound stupid, google it and then come back, no point in talking with you if you're just gonna base your arguments solely on what you think and not on actual facts. Also how is that pic not conclusive? It's written right on the top that it shows the average beer consumption per capita and we're clearly the first... seriously dude, just admit you were wrong