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Stretching gets you bitches (and food)
This is the result of too much internet in your brain while attending biology class.
I lied. There's no such thing as 'too much internet'.
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brenton (02/21/2013) [+]
(17 replies)
Whoever made this does not know how to evolution. Stretching has nothing to do with it, because stretching isn't genetic and can't be passed down. It's simply the fact that giraffes with shorter necks starved before they could reproduce, so the ones with slightly longer and longer necks would win out when trying to shag the sheraffes.
#66
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attentivecrane (02/21/2013) [+]
(8 replies)
**attentivecrane rolls 99** dubs and I play runescape again.
#107
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biggieboy (02/21/2013) [-] ah, giraffes, such majestic creatures, do peaceful
OH SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
OH SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
#113
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physicsdude (02/21/2013) [+]
(5 replies)
Seeing that noone has called bullshit on this yet. Giraffes does not need long necks to reach their food, it's a myth. If you ever watched a giraffe eat in the wild they generally have to lower their head to eat.
The best explaination given so far for the long neck is that they use them to fight for females. (This might not be the case as males probably would have longer necks than females).
Also giraffes have short necks in relation to their legs, as they can't drink water without spreading their legs. So obviously it makes no sense that their necks were shorter, unless their legs were aswell, as they wouldn't be able to drink water.
Source Q.I.
The best explaination given so far for the long neck is that they use them to fight for females. (This might not be the case as males probably would have longer necks than females).
Also giraffes have short necks in relation to their legs, as they can't drink water without spreading their legs. So obviously it makes no sense that their necks were shorter, unless their legs were aswell, as they wouldn't be able to drink water.
Source Q.I.
#85
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finni ONLINE (02/21/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
Everyone knows that this isn't how evolution works, right?
#9
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neiharakon (02/20/2013) [+]
(5 replies)
giraffes elongated their necks in order to better use them as whip-like weapons to win the affection of their mates. This is also why they have horns on the top of their head.
#124
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hystericalparoxysm (02/21/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
At first I was like, yeah okay, it makes sense, until I realized that this is all supposed to be happening in the life span of one giraffe and that all giraffes supposedly go through it (at least that's what I got), and then I'm like wait what. And the I sat there for a moment and then remembered how evolution works. I'm an idiot and I need sleep.
#88
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rollcore (02/21/2013) [-] **rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #685077 at Friendly **
