Stretching gets you bitches (and food). This is the result of too much internet in your brain while attending biology class. I lied. There's no such thing as 't do You Even stretch
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Stretching gets you bitches (and food)

This is the result of too much internet in your brain while attending biology class.

I lied. There's no such thing as 'too much internet'.

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#7 - icameheretotroll (02/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I can't stop laughing
#27 - xrainbowdashx (02/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i was waiting for a "nope" referance
#30 - brenton (02/21/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Whoever made this does not know how to evolution. Stretching has nothing to do with it, because stretching isn't genetic and can't be passed down. It's simply the fact that giraffes with shorter necks starved before they could reproduce, so the ones with slightly longer and longer necks would win out when trying to shag the sheraffes.
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#66 - attentivecrane (02/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
**attentivecrane rolls 99** dubs and I play runescape again.
#26 - mattdoggy (02/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Giraffes without long necks are just lame horses
Giraffes without long necks are just lame horses
#4 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
False. There is no way for the act of stretching your neck to be imprinted into your genes; therefore, it is impossible for the length of the neck to be passed down to the next generation. The result of the length of a giraffe's neck was due to years upon years of natural selection favoring giraffes with longer necks.
User avatar #10 to #4 - joefakes (02/20/2013) [-]
Yes, but this an illustration of Lamarck's theory of inheritance, which was the theory before Dawin's theory of Evolution.
#71 - dchamp (02/21/2013) [-]
#1 - snowshark (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sadly, evolution is nothing when compared to ingenuity.
#94 - puredeliciousness (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Be advised.
#107 - biggieboy (02/21/2013) [-]
ah, giraffes, such majestic creatures, do peaceful   
   
OH 						****					 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
ah, giraffes, such majestic creatures, do peaceful

OH **** WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
#113 - physicsdude (02/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Seeing that noone has called ******** on this yet. Giraffes does not need long necks to reach their food, it's a myth. If you ever watched a giraffe eat in the wild they generally have to lower their head to eat.
The best explaination given so far for the long neck is that they use them to fight for females. (This might not be the case as males probably would have longer necks than females).
Also giraffes have short necks in relation to their legs, as they can't drink water without spreading their legs. So obviously it makes no sense that their necks were shorter, unless their legs were aswell, as they wouldn't be able to drink water.
Source Q.I.
#80 - setsann (02/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Do you even stretch?
Do you even stretch?
User avatar #85 - finni (02/21/2013) [-]
Everyone knows that this isn't how evolution works, right?
#9 - neiharakon (02/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
giraffes elongated their necks in order to better use them as whip-like weapons to win the affection of their mates. This is also why they have horns on the top of their head.
#88 - rollcore ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
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#76 - glenbluez (02/21/2013) [-]
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#2 - fiocinelli (02/20/2013) [-]
Do you even lift?
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