Science

The awkward moment when his palms get itchy.

looks like his head is a potato

okay, you got me.

That made me lol for like 5 minutes

Thumb twice

minimum trolling...

albert einstein, you obvious troll

animated. WITH SCIENCE!

bill nye joined funnyjunk while you were away

...did he really or...?

sure did

so... no.
joined june 1st :/

Same with me... I've been busy solid for the last 24 hours moving back home from uni for the summer, and it feels like I've moved into an unknown world.

fucking awesome show! too bad it was only a small thing and had one or two seasons :/

i think you have the wrong number...

*brind

Holy shit thats adorable.

Dawnbreaker from Skyrim which in this situation I'm fucking glad I have it.
My friend Jean
and Bacon :D

Best Zombie apocalypse ever.

master sword, the girl i like, and bacon????

Yes, you get all of that

A dratini?

a sub-machinegun from san andreas, cute girl i have a crush on, and a brekfast burrito. i think i'll be ok.

Ice arrow+ice bow (Ashe from League of Legends), my brother, and chocolate fudge cheesecake. YES.

Terraria: Spear
Cinnamon Poptarts
One of my best friends/also a crush.

Wambambalam.

MA5B assault rifle (awww yea) tacos? and my best bro he he he this gonna be fun

minecraft diamond sword :3
toblerone :3
and my mother -.-

Well, I'm not very sure:
I was playing Super Mario, fireballs does count? If not, it would be a weapon from Final Fantasy TA. As I just started playing, probably my weapon would be a muggler sword, a normal rod, or something like that.
An Italian girl would be my partner.
I would eat little muffins.
I think it's okey.

This bad boy?

all of zero's weapons on megaman zero the last person i texted was my cousin (male) and the last thing i ate was m&m cookies, seemes like a pretty good apocalypse

Spaceship with Lasers, Missles, Bombs, an Expirimental Super weapon that destroys everything in it's path other than the ship and contents
My best friend who is a Black Belt in Karate
Pizza
FUCK YEAH!!!

sword, from minecraft......

Fuck.

oh also, cute girl from college and a salami sammich.

I'm good

Pyro's Falmethrower!

a dagger, a stalker chick, and a french fry. Crap.

Plasma pistol, stoner buddy, scrambled egg.

TF2: Soda Popper
Hotdogs and water
and I have no phone D:

IM's count too

weald poleax from Aion. top ramen noodles.and my submissive.

Dreamwalker sword from vindictus >.> (no one but me knows about this game on this site)

Gmod gravity gun, my cousn, macaroni,

i used a sword in minecraft, the last person i texted was a black chick, and the last thing i ate was ramen, i am fucked