Reason to be a scientist

**mrsodasexy rolled a random image posted in comment #161 at Side View Generator ** my reason for being a scientist

bohr didnt know shit about electron probability, he just layed out the path and said "fuck it, its somewhere up in there"

and then heisenburg and schrodinger came along and they were like "nigga, da fuck you talking about, the electron's position is best represented by shrodingers equation. And then they were all like "damn nigga, thats mad smart, lets represent electron shells by orbitals and subshells"

And then Pauli came along and hes like "you stupid fuckers, how do you think the electron spin changes when something is being oxidized? Well check this shit out, its called Pauli's exclusion principle and it actually shows that the 2 electrons in an orbital have to spin in opposite directions.

Aufbau came along and he was all like "where the fuck do you think those electrons go when they arrive. Have you retards even thought of the order in which they line up when being put in different ionic states? No, you havent you stupid fucks. Well, let me tell you that they will half fill the orbitals until the specific subshell is completely filled with half full orbitals, then it will fully fill the orbitals.This does not necessarily start with the principal energy level and go on from there.

This is how four retards started to find probable electron configuration/position, using each others shit to go off of.

**iamtheblackgoat rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at Religion Part 2 ** my reason for being a scientist

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**tuckthisphit rolls 33** SPONGEBOB OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

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**samboy rolled a random image posted in comment #267 at Tall people suck **

mfw science

and he never contributed to science again

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<reason why I want to be a scientist

When I saw the really long number (17483028) in the picture, I thought the bottom half of the picture was going to say "Because you were too lazy to read that number" or something...So I wasted time in actually reading that number....MFW bottom half didn't give a fuck about that number

Reason #12348866: I hear NASA fun to work with... when there aren't budget cuts.

Reason #83742194832 you are not a scientist:
You didn't read the number

god i love science.
bitches love science.