Reason to be a scientist. Tags.. bohr didnt know about electron probability, he just layed out the path and said " it, its somewhere up in there" and then heisenburg and schrodinger c Its science
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - mrsodasexy
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**mrsodasexy rolled a random image posted in comment #161 at Side View Generator ** my reason for being a scientist
#8 to #2 - maxismahname
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**maxismahname rolled a random image posted in comment #528494 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** my reason
#85 to #2 - hairibar
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**hairibar rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Damn straight ** I hope my reason's not a ******* pony
**hairibar rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Damn straight ** I hope my reason's not a ******* pony
#3 to #2 - mrsodasexy
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considering all the other possiibilities, i am okay with this
User avatar #17 to #2 - danniegurl
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this website is surprisingly easy to get sucked into.
User avatar #25 to #2 - IMMAFIRINMAHVACCUM
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I put scientist in and got testicles for the side view.
#204 to #2 - usernameistoolong
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I think i win...
User avatar #70 to #2 - awesomanium
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Put in "hitler" got "lolita" out.
What the ****?
User avatar #143 to #70 - jtastic
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I put "jews" and I got ""burned"
#157 to #2 - usernameistoolong
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this is what happens...
#182 to #157 - nexuser
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Try capitals
#160 to #157 - usernameistoolong
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soak anus
#162 to #160 - usernameistoolong
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I'm very bored...
#165 to #162 - sweateagle
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#90 to #2 - mooghens
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**** im in the wrong line of work
**** im in the wrong line of work
#22 - IceViper
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bohr didnt know **** about electron probability, he just layed out the path and said "**** it, its somewhere up in there"

and then heisenburg and schrodinger came along and they were like "*****, da **** you talking about, the electron's position is best represented by shrodingers equation. And then they were all like "damn *****, thats mad smart, lets represent electron shells by orbitals and subshells"

And then Pauli came along and hes like "you stupid *******, how do you think the electron spin changes when something is being oxidized? Well check this **** out, its called Pauli's exclusion principle and it actually shows that the 2 electrons in an orbital have to spin in opposite directions.

Aufbau came along and he was all like "where the **** do you think those electrons go when they arrive. Have you retards even thought of the order in which they line up when being put in different ionic states? No, you havent you stupid *****. Well, let me tell you that they will half fill the orbitals until the specific subshell is completely filled with half full orbitals, then it will fully fill the orbitals.This does not necessarily start with the principal energy level and go on from there.

This is how four retards started to find probable electron configuration/position, using each others **** to go off of.
#123 to #22 - anon id: 5bae5f73
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you should consider being a professor.

like seriously if you were a prof in class i'd totally listen to you
User avatar #172 to #22 - TwistedBamboozler
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and then we were like "**** ****** we still can't pin point an electrons location, maybe they are at two places at once!"

Then we started theorizing about parallel universes and **** and thus the multiverse theory was born.
#197 to #22 - Reeon
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Thier fw they realise it
Thier fw they realise it
User avatar #158 to #22 - herpesboy
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I can tell your're lying you see how can Heisenburg be in the story if he was cooking meth?
User avatar #55 to #22 - iraniie
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************, if my chemistry teacher taught this **** like you do, I would have straight A's.
#99 to #22 - philss
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Aufbau is no person.
Aufbau is German and it means composition, setting or structure in English.
User avatar #130 to #99 - IceViper
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if you are all assuming that i am a ******, then how could i possibly be %100 correct
User avatar #106 to #99 - chopyourhandoff
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HA! that picture cracked me up.
But you're right. Afbau means composition in english
User avatar #57 to #22 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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"If the scientists in the world were *******"
User avatar #53 to #22 - ViXi
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If textbooks could rap.
#31 - iamtheblackgoat
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**iamtheblackgoat rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at Religion Part 2 ** my reason for being a scientist
#34 to #31 - craazhy
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User avatar #32 to #31 - RidgeRacer
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The ****
#35 to #31 - albiwankenobi
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Mind blown with sweet roll
Mind blown with sweet roll
#44 to #35 - ruuna
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#41 to #31 - trojandetected
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**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #733204 at Friendly ** My reason is better.
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #733204 at Friendly ** My reason is better.
#5 - lovrotheunicorn
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TO ALL OF MY FJ BROTHERS
#154 - personone
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This is an app called IBeer. It is free.
This is an app called IBeer. It is free.
#207 to #154 - anon id: 54e7a180
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k
#62 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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Looks like he was bohrn to win
#88 to #62 - reddeadtroll
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#109 - tuckthisphit
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**tuckthisphit rolls 33** SPONGEBOB OUT OF ******* NOWHERE
#111 to #109 - tuckthisphit
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YES
User avatar #117 to #109 - rokulda
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is dat sum dubz?
User avatar #114 to #109 - davidavidson
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#133 to #109 - anon id: 00e51444
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**anonymous rolls 288** ******* are too mainstream
#124 to #109 - abrume
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**abrume rolls 617** Dubs are too mainstream.
User avatar #125 to #124 - tuckthisphit
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#126 to #125 - abrume
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#128 to #126 - abrume
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well, dubs are fine.
#132 to #109 - lesmiserables
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#134 to #132 - lesmiserables
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So close!
#135 to #109 - commanderpancake
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**commanderpancake rolls 533** dont trip chocolate chip
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#205 to #135 - IceViper
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your swag is far too weak for trips
your swag is far too weak for trips
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#186 to #170 - askbuk
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Bohr was danish and lived in Denmark. Pretty sure he wasn't affected by the american prohibition.
User avatar #189 to #170 - bigmanfifty
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not in Denmark
#194 to #170 - anon id: 73bdfdad
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i like how you instantly imply he was an american after being a nobel prize winner and renowned scentist.
#174 - nhardner
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**nhardner rolls 66**
#119 - samboy
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**samboy rolled a random image posted in comment #267 at Tall people suck **

mfw science