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#55 - soapybox (01/18/2013) [-]
Bribe guard(s) into helping break stand saying you will split the money and bring entire case home. Go to rock bottom high school chemistry teacher and ask help in using liquid nitrogen or muriatic acid and break open top half of case being sure not to touch money. Split profit, end up taking maybe 1 and a half million or kill all involved and dissolve in muriatic acid. Or if used nitrogen instead of acid, bury bodies deep in forrest, use yogurt to speed decomposition and place pet collar around cross to fool into a dog burial. Boom you just took home 3 million dollars.
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