Not an Octopusy. . Okay, nature, we need to talk about this. See, this isn' t okay. You do not take a 2 metre long octopus and then attach a goodamn supervillai science bitch octopus
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Not an Octopusy

Okay, nature, we need to talk about this.
See, this isn' t okay. You do not take a 2
metre long octopus and then attach a
goodamn supervillain cape.
You' re being too harsh." Shut the
hell up and listen. A blanket octopus is the
evil genius of the underwater world.
It' s immune to the stings of a
This is where shit goes down. The
blanket octopus will RIP OFF the stinger:
at a and use them as a
motherfucking whip. I' m gonna ask you
to let that image sink in for a second.
This thing Just goes around lashing the
fuck out of everything else.
You wanna know how it breeds? The
male fills a tentacle with sperm, then RIPS
IT THE HELL OFF and gives it to the female.
If humans did that, it would be like -
nonononono I' changed my mind I' m
not going there.
At level 50 it evolves into a broken.
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Views: 53781 Submitted: 12/08/2013