Not an Octopusy. . Okay, nature, we need to talk about this. See, this isn' t okay. You do not take a 2 metre long octopus and then attach a goodamn supervillai
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Not an Octopusy

Okay, nature, we need to talk about this.
See, this isn' t okay. You do not take a 2
metre long octopus and then attach a
goodamn supervillain cape.
You' re being too harsh." Shut the
hell up and listen. A blanket octopus is the
evil genius of the underwater world.
It' s immune to the stings of a
This is where **** goes down. The
blanket octopus will RIP OFF the stinger:
at a and use them as a
************* whip. I' m gonna ask you
to let that image sink in for a second.
This thing Just goes around lashing the
**** out of everything else.
You wanna know how it breeds? The
male fills a tentacle with sperm, then RIPS
IT THE HELL OFF and gives it to the female.
If humans did that, it would be like -
nonononono I' changed my mind I' m
not going there.
At level 50 it evolves into a broken.
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#2 - mudkipfucker (12/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
capes?
capes?
#17 - zergiel (12/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#6 - licestr (12/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Kinda looks like a dude with a dress and a mask just standing there.
#13 - charming (12/09/2013) [-]
Cracked has an article that mentions this beast. Here's their conclusion.

That's right: The blanket octopus actively seeks out and dismembers one of the most dangerous creatures in the sea just to use its limbs as weapons. That's like you waking up one day to find you've evolved an immunity to slash wounds, then immediately leaping out of bed and sprinting off into the woods so you can use your newfound abilities to hunt down a grizzly bear, rip its claws off and start beating wolves with them.

Read more: www.cracked.com/blog/5-terrifyingly-advanced-ways-animals-know-how-to-kill_p2/
#21 - vivadelsol (12/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Holy **** .
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#61 - iviagic has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#62 to #61 - aslypancake (12/09/2013) [-]
Someone with time and who's literate.
#56 - iAmNothing (12/09/2013) [-]
"At level 50 it evolves into the Kraken"
#24 - ogg (12/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
this eats man o wars, or jellyfish not sure at the moment, enhanses the poison or toxins and then stings other creatures with it
#39 - thewasteland (12/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>At level 50 it evolves into a kraken
So this must evolve into motharak at some point right?
#29 - crzylion (12/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"male dies shortly after sex"

wiki
suddenly less cool
#73 - malhaloc (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh my 						*******					 god! I just looked it up and that bit about using the man o' war's tentacles as a weapon is true!
Oh my ******* god! I just looked it up and that bit about using the man o' war's tentacles as a weapon is true!
User avatar #66 - zeroxnight (12/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
but if you give it the mystic stone of the ancients after it becomes a kraken, it becomes the avatar of Cthulhu
#87 - iitoxictz (12/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#45 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
technically the Man O' War isn't a jelly fish..
#30 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You don't even understand how much italic and bold fonts make something LOOK interesting even when it ISN'T!
#35 to #30 - dontknowmeatall (12/09/2013) [-]
Your comment.

Hey, you're right!

Fag.
#50 - ompalomper (12/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
am i the only one that saw this?

no one else seems to have noticed
#1 - dogemasterrace (12/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**dogemasterrace rolled a random comment #30 posted by justleaving at perfect timing ** :Here, have this
**dogemasterrace rolled a random comment #30 posted by justleaving at perfect timing ** :
Here, have this
#85 - solarisofcelestia (12/09/2013) [-]
The ocean is scary.
The ocean is scary.
#83 - datswag (12/09/2013) [-]
I saw this and thought OP was going to talk there being a penis-headed fish.
User avatar #38 - matrixone (12/09/2013) [-]
I do the same, without the ripping part. And female.
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