Not an Octopusy. . Okay, nature, we need to talk about this. See, this isn' t okay. You do not take a 2 metre long octopus and then attach a goodamn supervillai science bitch octopus
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Okay, nature, we need to talk about this.
See, this isn' t okay. You do not take a 2
metre long octopus and then attach a
goodamn supervillain cape.
You' re being too harsh." Shut the
hell up and listen. A blanket octopus is the
evil genius of the underwater world.
It' s immune to the stings of a
This is where shit goes down. The
blanket octopus will RIP OFF the stinger:
at a and use them as a
motherfucking whip. I' m gonna ask you
to let that image sink in for a second.
This thing Just goes around lashing the
fuck out of everything else.
You wanna know how it breeds? The
male fills a tentacle with sperm, then RIPS
IT THE HELL OFF and gives it to the female.
If humans did that, it would be like -
nonononono I' changed my mind I' m
not going there.
At level 50 it evolves into a broken.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - mudkipfucker
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(12/08/2013) [-]
capes?
capes?
#8 to #2 - anon id: d9c7ffc8
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where the **** did you get that reaction pic you ******?
User avatar #10 to #8 - mudkipfucker
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(12/09/2013) [-]
i googled 'no capes'
#11 to #10 - anon id: d9c7ffc8
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(12/09/2013) [-]
really? cause i saw THE EXACT SAME reaction pic some days ago... on some comment on a content that reached frontpage... you sure you did not get it from there?
#12 to #11 - mudkipfucker
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(12/09/2013) [-]
no, got it off google, the other person must've done the same
#23 to #11 - thehumor
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(12/09/2013) [-]
Wait. So we can't use relevant reaction images if they're "Reposts"
Wait. So we can't use relevant reaction images if they're "Reposts"

#82 to #23 - tony
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(12/09/2013) [-]
lmfao seems alright. not like thats how you GET REACTION IFS or anything. they're passed around the internet sheesh.
#17 - zergiel
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#31 to #17 - anon id: d0be577c
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(12/09/2013) [-]
this never gets old
#32 to #17 - anon id: d0be577c
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(12/09/2013) [-]
i wish someone would replace the caption with "Ben Tennyson, I've come to kill you and conquer your world!"
#79 to #17 - oceanfrank
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(12/09/2013) [-]
this pic is obligatory at this point
#6 - licestr
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(12/09/2013) [-]
Kinda looks like a dude with a dress and a mask just standing there.
#41 to #6 - anon id: 7efb36d7
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(12/09/2013) [-]
Mindflayers!
#55 to #6 - devourhim
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(12/09/2013) [-]
Maybe a pope ?
#71 to #6 - urinalofjustice
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(12/09/2013) [-]
close enough
User avatar #19 to #6 - skeptical
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(12/09/2013) [-]
*ood
#18 to #6 - tonyredgrave
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(12/09/2013) [-]
like this?
#33 to #18 - licestr
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(12/09/2013) [-]
just my thought actually
User avatar #90 to #18 - robotvoice
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(12/09/2013) [-]
i had to go kill alduin
went to install DLC i'm the dragonborn it takes me awhile
i come home
there are cultists in my living room.
#13 - charming
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(12/09/2013) [-]
Cracked has an article that mentions this beast. Here's their conclusion.

That's right: The blanket octopus actively seeks out and dismembers one of the most dangerous creatures in the sea just to use its limbs as weapons. That's like you waking up one day to find you've evolved an immunity to slash wounds, then immediately leaping out of bed and sprinting off into the woods so you can use your newfound abilities to hunt down a grizzly bear, rip its claws off and start beating wolves with them.

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#21 - vivadelsol
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(12/09/2013) [-]
Holy ****.
User avatar #97 to #21 - takesomemorewater
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(12/10/2013) [-]
Also, dude, are you ready for the reboot of the first game?
User avatar #72 to #21 - ifeelbatman
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(12/09/2013) [-]
That game scared the **** out of me as a child. But it was fun.
#96 to #72 - takesomemorewater
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(12/10/2013) [-]
When these ************* appeared out of nowhere I shat my pants...
#68 to #21 - takesomemorewater
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(12/09/2013) [-]
YES! YES! ... fukken YES!!
One of my favourite PS1 games EVER! Glad to know I'm not the only one around here.
#22 to #21 - felex
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(12/09/2013) [-]
This nostalgic feeling...    
   
Thank you sir
This nostalgic feeling...

Thank you sir
#61 - iviagic
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User avatar #74 to #61 - riverofchex
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(12/09/2013) [-]
Heh, he looks like he's gonna drool
#80 to #61 - vgmddg
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(12/09/2013) [-]
I AM A POTATO!
YOU ARE A POTATO!
WE ARE ALL POTATO!
YEAH YEAH YEAH!
He's a troll.
User avatar #63 to #61 - Darianvincent
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(12/09/2013) [-]
Reading that took less than ten seconds, I'd wager the comment took more. Unless you can't into english.
#69 to #61 - holyfool
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(12/09/2013) [-]
Bait
#91 to #69 - pudingcade
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Comment Picture
#62 to #61 - aslypancake
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(12/09/2013) [-]
Someone with time and who's literate.
#56 - iAmNothing
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(12/09/2013) [-]
"At level 50 it evolves into the Kraken"
#24 - ogg
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(12/09/2013) [-]
this eats man o wars, or jellyfish not sure at the moment, enhanses the poison or toxins and then stings other creatures with it
#52 to #24 - anon id: 360b2c66
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(12/09/2013) [-]
They sting other creatures as a defense mechanism or just because he's an asshole and fell like it?
User avatar #75 to #52 - sanguinesolitude
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(12/09/2013) [-]
just complete jerks
User avatar #26 to #24 - mikalm
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(12/09/2013) [-]
This creature reminded me of Yveltal from pokemon Y
User avatar #27 to #26 - brokentrucker
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(12/09/2013) [-]
A shiny Legendary.
User avatar #25 to #24 - spermanentthreat
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(12/09/2013) [-]
Glaucus Atlanticus is the most awesome looking creature in the ocean!
#39 - thewasteland
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(12/09/2013) [-]
>At level 50 it evolves into a kraken
So this must evolve into motharak at some point right?
User avatar #54 to #39 - devourhim
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(12/09/2013) [-]
moths are soooo cute <3
User avatar #48 to #39 - dsgbiohazard
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(12/09/2013) [-]
That moth is actually fake btw.
#94 to #48 - thewasteland
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(12/10/2013) [-]
LIES AND SLANDER LALALA NOT LISTENING
#81 to #48 - derperherp
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(12/09/2013) [-]
We can dream cant we?
#70 to #39 - holyfool
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(12/09/2013) [-]
Atlas Moth...
#43 to #39 - leonhardt
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(12/09/2013) [-]
You mean Mothra?
Yeah.
It's a bitch getting the right IVs for them, though.
#29 - crzylion
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(12/09/2013) [-]
"male dies shortly after sex"

wiki
suddenly less cool
User avatar #34 to #29 - kanatana
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(12/09/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, had Snuu Snuu.
#60 to #34 - crzylion
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(12/09/2013) [-]
ripping your dick off and letting the female giant consume it, not much of snuu snuu

the females grow up to be two meters, the males are 2.5 cm (so the females are about 100 times bigger)