Why thank you, but be prepared to be thumbed down to Oblivion for posting a pony picture. People tend to flip out about that sort of stuff.

I could afford to take a few red thumbs, I still don't understand why people get butt hurt about posting ponies. Anyways hows life going for and such. Also hows the army thing?

Well for the Army, I start in 43 days. Life's okay I guess, trying to get a girlfriend is harder than I thought, though.


If you post ponies
You're gonna have a bad time!

I remember I almost made front page with this content. 43 days you excited? and getting a girlfriend really does seem like a pain in the ass. Also I'm too lazy to properly punctuate

**perfectcomment rolled user FrankReal ** You just got summoned, bitch. Why? Because fuck you, that's why.

That image is amazing. And yeah, I'm excited, but I don't want to go in without a girlfriend of some sort. Someone to be there for me when I'm in/when I come out.

**lazylazarus rolled user reican ** And so we start summoning people and how long are you gonna tour(I think that's what they call it)

you called?

**perfectcomment rolled user themanwithnoplan ** is a bear.

Well after my training, I could go on a 6 month tour to Afghanistan. Something I actually look forward to, really.

You're damn right I'm a bear.

Rawr Rawr bitch. Where all the picnic baskets at?

**lazylazarus rolled user xxhardrocker ** is my best friend
So what made you so interested in the miltary?

Well, it started 7 years ago when the Army came and visited me in junior school. I thought it looked awesome, and I told my mum I wanted to be in the Army straight away. She told me I could be a chef (At the time I LOVED to cook.) and I then wanted to be in the Army, as a chef.
That later changed when I went to high school; I wanted to be in the Royal Artillery then. Not much changed for a few years, except my weight which got increasingly higher. I still said I wanted to be in the Army, but it didn't seem like I was going to be able.
In year 11, when I turned 16, I was offered a place at a Army Pre-Training facility. One in which I still go. I've been going there for a year and 4 months now, and I have lost 4-5 stone in fat, plus put a lot more muscle on.
Now, thanks to them, I will start the Army in only 43 days. I sign my contract (Hopefully 30 years) in 30 days too, signing me to the job for the allotted time.

Erm... Ya.

30 years?!

But of course.

So what does the royal artillery do? and that TF2 reference made me lol for no reason

Oh, it appears I forgot some information. I went from Royal Artillery to Royal Signals, to Ammunition technician, to HR and Finance. The first ones I just mentioned were really suited for me, but my left eye failed me in the tests. So, I am going into HR and Finance, where I will handle money.

Sorry about your left eye. I would probably suck at that job due to me being disorganized and not really being a people person.

I'm the same!

Pic isn't me.

Oh I know how you look for I watch you sleep at night.

Haha xD

You did tell me your entire name and I have you on facebook Mark >=D