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User avatar #31 - snowshark (03/16/2013) [-]
All you bitches complaining that we are all insignificant. FFS, let me school you bitches so that you drop this emo BS asap.

You are infinitesimally minuscule when compared to certain celestial bodies and the known universe is full of massive and amazing things that just make us feel small. However small does jot mean insignificant because, unlike all of those celestial bodies you are a ******* human being.

You are one of 7,000,000,000 human beings on one of 8 planets in one of 100,000,000 solar systems in one of 100,000,000,000 galaxies in the known universe. But despite all of that. You are completely unique. You look different to everyone else, have your own fingerprints, your own state of mind, your own dreams, loves, fears and failures. You are a creature that is so inconcievably tiny compared to the grand scheme of things that it hurts to think about for too long but even then you have more capacity in your future for change and emotion and feeling and creation than any of those massive celestial bodies.

You are a human ******* being. You carve faces into mountains because you feel like it, jump 1000s of metres for ***** and giggles and have the capacity to make the life of other unique, beautiful human beings so much better.

We are human beings and we say **** you to the universe, because we are the most amazing things that we have ever found to exist!
User avatar #71 to #31 - maxismahname (03/16/2013) [-]
"Humans are ******* awesome"- humans
#74 to #71 - swagbot (03/16/2013) [-]
What's the problem with that?
User avatar #75 to #74 - maxismahname (03/16/2013) [-]
nothing, just saying
#34 to #31 - creepyunclebob (03/16/2013) [-]
Well, YOU would think that, but I think you're a bit biased. Because you're a human.
User avatar #36 to #34 - snowshark (03/16/2013) [-]
So what if I'm biased? If literally everything else in existence has a problem with it then let's hear their opinions.

Oh wait, we can't, because we are the only thing in the known universe that has language. But we humans are so ******* badass that we didn't stop with just one, no, we went and made so many languages that it can be genuinely inconvenient at times.

Suck on that, Alpha Centauri.
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