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User avatar #347 to #146 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (01/30/2013) [-]
My IQ is approximately 137.

Too bad I'm a lazy **** .
#375 to #347 - nikahol (01/30/2013) [-]
I have an IQ of 142. I have accomplished nothing.
User avatar #194 to #146 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
I have an I.Q. of 119, and am currently a published author, making thousands of dollars worth of investment deals (most, if not all of which are turning out exceptionally well), writing research papers on how you can tell someone's place of origin, age, gender, and personality (on some level) all based upon HOW they type, and am currently writing a literal instruction manual to life and how to handle things (Chapter 1: Relationships, and half of Chapter 2: Fighting are already finished), and I'm only 18

It's not about how smart you are, but how you APPLY your intelligence. Life isn't going to hand you opportunity's just because you believe you deserve them, you have to go out and find them yourself. Think positive, look far, and get your ass in gear; you'll see very quickly just how great life can treat you
#258 to #194 - thegreatmateusbear (01/30/2013) [-]
What's your name so I can look up your works?
User avatar #262 to #258 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Would you prefer my facebook? All of my short stories are on there
#263 to #262 - thegreatmateusbear (01/30/2013) [-]
I don't like using Facebook for anything other than messaging. I want to see what's already published.
User avatar #274 to #263 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
I have a feeling you're not interested in my works, but more so if there's any truth behind what I say. I'm sorry to disappoint you, sir; but I don't have any personal books out; only short stories in anthologies (Gems of British Columbia: Volume 4) and another anthology coming out in a few months or so, courtesy of my local collage (Thompson Rivers University). I'm aiming to have my first novel, and book of short stories out by this summer

My name is Quinn Rae. A pleasure to make your acquaintance
#279 to #274 - thegreatmateusbear (01/30/2013) [-]
Stop saying "sir," the internet is ruining it via overuse. I wasn't suspicious, just interested. There's plenty of writers to scourge this Earth with ****** literature, because everyone thinks what they have to say is relevant. I wanted to make sure you weren't one of them.
User avatar #283 to #279 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Indeed, I didn't want to sound pompous or anything, my goal was only to inspire one to take action, rather than hope action is taken on their behalf and blame whatever they can when they miss out.

For the record I've been saying "Sir" and "Madam" before the internet was even here, because I was raised with proper manners.
#290 to #283 - thegreatmateusbear (01/30/2013) [-]
Proper manners aren't about what you say. It's about what you do. It's always good to be humble and modest, better to show extreme humility than anything.
#202 to #194 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
Well IQ isn't a measure of intelligence, it's a measure of potential intelligence; one's ability to learn, retain and apply information.
User avatar #214 to #202 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh? I always thought it was a measure of Aptitude (how quickly you absorb and retain information). Knowledge (how much you know), Wisdom (how refined your intelligence becomes) and Aptitude combined all equal intelligence
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