Upload
YouTube Videos Funny Pictures Funny GIFs Funny Text Funny Movies
Login or register
  • Your Posts
  • Login or register
    Login / Create Account
    Create Account
    Email is optional and is used for password recovery purposes.
     
    Click to Create Account
    Login to FJ
    reset password
    Click to Login
    Log in/Sign with Facebook.
    Log in/Sign up with Gmail.
  • Create Channel 4chan animemanga politics Tumblr-Content aww vidyagaems WholesomeMemes dank-webms starwars marvel UnlimitFateWorks dccomics OneForAll s-c-p CartoonGoodness RainbowSixSiege oc-comic-makers DankHistory FJNN videogames polandball warhammer40k Raven dungeons-n-drags Conspiracytime animals cat-channel wallpapers elderscrolls bendingtime zawarldo cat overwatch-time furry tf2 erma DokiDokiClub stevenuniverse pokemon Daily-Jokes Gondola ponytime runescapetime
    Home
    Reset viewedpages
    Sort: ThumbsTrending
      New!Lazy trust fallLazy trust fall
      429
      3 hrs ago
      New!Happy parentHappy parent
      299
      3 hrs ago
      New!Bitch got servedBitch got served
      456
      3 hrs ago
      New!Cutest Hug Ever!Cutest Hug Ever!
      285
      3 hrs ago
      JOKEJOKE
      860
      5 hrs ago
      adhesive optimal wakeful Cormorantadhesive optimal wakeful Cormorant
      719
      6 hrs ago
      New!MacropenisMacropenis
      359
      3 hrs ago
      New!DadDad
      241
      1 hr ago
      New!Anon explains difference between STEM and non-STEMAnon explains difference between STEM and non-STEM
      344
      2 hrs ago
      New!Fembot makes good pointFembot makes good point
      393
      3 hrs ago
      New!Anon dates a furryAnon dates a furry
      286
      2 hrs ago
      New!romantic rigid Rookromantic rigid Rook
      425
      3 hrs ago
      New!Anon's favorite weaponAnon's favorite weapon
      293
      2 hrs ago
      New!Capybara like..Capybara like..
      196
      2 hrs ago
      This is why I have trust issuesThis is why I have trust issues
      537
      5 hrs ago
      New!---htclub Girl---htclub Girl
      251
      2 hrs ago
      UK Police Say Not ‘Cost Effective’ to InvestigateUK Police Say Not ‘Cost Effective’ to Investigate
      577
      5 hrs ago
      ---- You Tony---- You Tony
      938
      7 hrs ago
      breezy hospitable Elandbreezy hospitable Eland
      1090
      8 hrs ago
      New!Kink ShamingKink Shaming
      207
      3 hrs ago
      New!powerful magenta Wombatpowerful magenta Wombat
      245
      3 hrs ago
      Aircraft emergency slide deploying slow moAircraft emergency slide deploying slow mo
      345
      4 hrs ago
      organic far-flung redundant Armadilloorganic far-flung redundant Armadillo
      497
      6 hrs ago
      Travel time in 1914 from LondonTravel time in 1914 from London
      355
      4 hrs ago
      New!Accidental RenaissanceAccidental Renaissance
      149
      2 hrs ago
      Puzzle BoxPuzzle Box
      336
      4 hrs ago
      New!I like trainsI like trains
      218
      3 hrs ago
      Just a Seal catching a ride on top of a rudderJust a Seal catching a ride on top of a rudder
      341
      5 hrs ago
      Abnanad phoneAbnanad phone
      684
      7 hrs ago
      Brain reboot successfulBrain reboot successful
      425
      5 hrs ago
    Newest Uploads
      Dads compDads comp
      0
      11 snds ago
      Change my mindChange my mind
      0
      2 mns ago
      UnstoppableUnstoppable
      3
      3 mns ago
      Last BillLast Bill
      2
      4 mns ago
      Revolver OcelotRevolver Ocelot
      5
      5 mns ago
      Cancer survivorCancer survivor
      4
      6 mns ago
      UltimateBattle.mp3UltimateBattle.mp3
      3
      6 mns ago
      Leaked e3 gamesLeaked e3 games
      2
      6 mns ago
      Moth CamouflageMoth Camouflage
      5
      7 mns ago
      AT STAT ST
      5
      8 mns ago
    User Rankings Funny Pictures Videos / MP4s HD Gifs/Soundless MP4 Animated GIFs YouTube Videos Text Posts
    About us
    • Advertise on FJ
    • Copyright/DMCA Removal
    • Report Abuse/Harassment
    • Report Spam
    • Contact Us
    • Unsubscribe from newsletter
    Remaining character count: 4000
    Spoiler Image
    Shortcuts: "C" opens comments. "R" refreshes comments.
    Record voice message?
    0:00 Click to start recording.
    Scroll to comment?
    Back to the content 'How much do you weigh on Mars?'
    Refresh
    Options
    asd
    2 new threads. 1 new replies.
    #4 - eddio#462 on commentsRank#462
    Reply+329
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    I was actually really hoping to find out how much I weigh on other planets.   
   
Thanks for shattering my dreams.
    I was actually really hoping to find out how much I weigh on other planets.

    Thanks for shattering my dreams.
    User avatar#181 to #4 - eddio#462 on commentsRank#462
    Reply0
    (07/28/2013)[-]
    Oh god so many thumbs.
    #179 to #4 - anon id: 91f2fdcc
    Reply0
    (07/28/2013)[-]
    ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
    They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

    Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
    Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

    Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
    User avatar#129 to #4 - tomorrowsnightmare
    Reply0
    (07/28/2013)[-]
    There are scales in the New York Natural History museum that calculate it for you.
    #66 to #4 - anon id: fad27a02
    Reply0
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    Dude just find the mass and multiply it by your weight.
    #45 to #4 - charleyman
    Reply0
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    I know the feel, my cowboy brother.
    I know the feel, my cowboy brother.
    User avatar#23 to #4 - warioteam
    Reply+2
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    just watch that one episode of the magic school bus
    #5 to #4 - mangoa
    Reply+24
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    For science!
    For science!
    User avatar#128 to #5 - glasssmasher
    Reply+1
    (07/28/2013)[-]
    I weigh to much to know

    my dreams
    #134 to #128 - abysmalshadow
    Reply0
    (07/28/2013)[-]
    Divide a value for the planet you want to know by the value in the same column for Earth to get a ratio. Multiply that ratio by your weight on Earth to get your weight on that planet.   
   
Multiply the pair, divide the spare, bro.
    Divide a value for the planet you want to know by the value in the same column for Earth to get a ratio. Multiply that ratio by your weight on Earth to get your weight on that planet.

    Multiply the pair, divide the spare, bro.
    User avatar
    #133 to #128 - fuzzysixx
    Reply0
    (07/28/2013)[-]
    We can figure it out! Math is the answer.
    #95 to #5 - mymissiondaytwo
    Reply-2
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    Yo momma's so fat, Jupiter weighs 100 pounds on her.
    #113 to #95 - pwnmissilereborn**User deleted account**
    Reply0
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    Fool, learn to science.   
   
If Jupiter weighs 100 pounds on her it means she weighs 100 pounds on Jupiter. When it comes to gravity, the smaller body and the larger body exert the same force on each other, when it comes to planets however this is not noticeable as 100 pounds would barely move something so massive.    
   
So Jupiter weighing 100 pounds on her means everything is completely normal, except for the fact that she has the weight of a small child
    Fool, learn to science.

    If Jupiter weighs 100 pounds on her it means she weighs 100 pounds on Jupiter. When it comes to gravity, the smaller body and the larger body exert the same force on each other, when it comes to planets however this is not noticeable as 100 pounds would barely move something so massive.

    So Jupiter weighing 100 pounds on her means everything is completely normal, except for the fact that she has the weight of a small child
    #117 to #113 - mymissiondaytwo
    Reply0
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    Maybe it's a bit too late down here and I can't really understand your logic, so I'll just point out to my logic and train of thoughts.

    Imagine Jupiter were a human being and yo momma's a planet. An intuitive guess of the chart shown up 2 thread leads me to believe that we weigh more or less depending on the mass + size of the planet we are on.

    Jupiter's weight is 1.9 x 10^27. For it to weigh 100 pounds on something would mean that the other something should have a gravity field sufficiently strong to attract the before mentioned Jupiter, and for it to be able to be manipulated as you would a 100 pound object on Earth, on yo momma.

    That would mean that yo momma is considerably larger than Jupiter.
    #120 to #117 - pwnmissilereborn**User deleted account**
    Reply0
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    I'll try to explain it better then, try to follow me here.

    Weight is the force applied on a body due to the action of gravity. So when you say that Jupiter weighs 100 pounds on her, it means that she is exerting 100 pounds of force on Jupiter.

    Gravity's force depends on the mass of both bodies multiplied by each other, so the amount of force both objects apply on each other is equal. For example, if you weigh 100 pounds on Earth, it means that you are also attracting the Earth with 100 pounds of force, but this is not noticeable due to the Earth being too massive.

    If the mass of my momma was considerably larger than Jupiter, Jupiter's weigh would be even larger than because the more massive both objects are, the larger the force of gravity becomes.

    So if she is exerting 100 pounds of force on Jupiter, it means Jupiter is also exerting 100 pounds of force on her, which, as my point was, means she is still smaller than Jupiter.
    User avatar#65 to #5 - youraccountsucks
    Reply+1
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    7.5 pounds on Pluto, cool.
    #10 to #5 - anon id: 22240448
    Reply0
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    THOSE ARE MASSES, WHICH ARE CONSTANT!
    That means your mass in, say pounds or kg, is the same no matter where you are (ignoring relativistic effects).

    It's your WEIGHT, measured in NEWTONS, that changes.
    Your weight is equal to the product of your mass in kg and the planet's gravitational constant. For example, someone who has a mass of 75kg weighs 75*9.81=735.75N on Earth, but 75*3.61=270.75N on Mercury.

    Physics rant over.
    #74 to #10 - tabarzins
    Reply+2
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    we all know how mass works   
you just don't know how pounds work
    we all know how mass works
    you just don't know how pounds work
    #40 to #10 - adu
    Reply+3
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    In the US Imperial system pounds can be used both as mass and weight/force. Why do you think we use pounds for PSI?
    #28 to #10 - Broku
    Reply+5
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    Actually you just don't know the Imperial system, Pound (Force) is an actual thing, it is equal to 1 Pound (Mass) times 32.174049 Ft/Sec^2 or 1 Slug Ft/Sec^2
    #11 to #10 - tedfoo
    Reply-7
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    Damn right. Started to rage a bit there.
    Damn right. Started to rage a bit there.
    User avatar#7 to #5 - rzrback
    Reply0
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    I'd way slightly over 9 lbs on pluto... Sweeeet!
    User avatar#6 to #5 - eddio#462 on commentsRank#462
    Reply+9
    (07/27/2013)[-]
    And my smile's back
    Back to the content 'How much do you weigh on Mars?'

    Top in 24 Hours

    • Lazy trust fall
      Lazy trust fall

      429
      3h ago
    • Happy parent
      Happy parent

      299
      3h ago
    • Bitch got served
      Bitch got served

      456
      3h ago
    • Cutest Hug Ever!
      Cutest Hug Ever!

      285
      3h ago
    • JOKE
      JOKE

      860
      5h ago
    • adhesive optimal wakeful Cormorant
      adhesive optimal wakeful Cormorant

      719
      6h ago
    • Macropenis
      Macropenis

      359
      3h ago
    • Dad
      Dad

      241
      1h ago
    • Anon explains difference between STEM and non-STEM
      Anon explains difference between STEM and non-STEM

      344
      2h ago
    • Fembot makes good point
      Fembot makes good point

      393
      3h ago
    • Anon dates a furry
      Anon dates a furry

      286
      2h ago
    • romantic rigid Rook
      romantic rigid Rook

      425
      3h ago
    • Anon's favorite weapon
      Anon's favorite weapon

      293
      2h ago
    • Capybara like..
      Capybara like..

      196
      2h ago
    • This is why I have trust issues
      This is why I have trust issues

      537
      5h ago
    • ---htclub Girl
      ---htclub Girl

      251
      2h ago
    • UK Police Say Not ‘Cost Effective’ to Investigate
      UK Police Say Not ‘Cost Effective’ to Investigate

      577
      5h ago
    • ---- You Tony
      ---- You Tony

      938
      7h ago
    • breezy hospitable Eland
      breezy hospitable Eland

      1090
      8h ago
    • Kink Shaming
      Kink Shaming

      207
      3h ago
    • powerful magenta Wombat
      powerful magenta Wombat

      245
      3h ago
    • Aircraft emergency slide deploying slow mo
      Aircraft emergency slide deploying slow mo

      345
      4h ago
    • organic far-flung redundant Armadillo
      organic far-flung redundant Armadillo

      497
      6h ago
    • Travel time in 1914 from London
      Travel time in 1914 from London

      355
      4h ago
    • Accidental Renaissance
      Accidental Renaissance

      149
      2h ago
    • Puzzle Box
      Puzzle Box

      336
      4h ago
    • I like trains
      I like trains

      218
      3h ago
    • Just a Seal catching a ride on top of a rudder
      Just a Seal catching a ride on top of a rudder

      341
      5h ago
    • Abnanad phone
      Abnanad phone

      684
      7h ago
    • Brain reboot successful
      Brain reboot successful

      425
      5h ago
    • Did I just meme someone into Christianity?
      Did I just meme someone into Christianity?

      107
      1h ago
    • Silverback Just Wants to Play!
      Silverback Just Wants to Play!

      165
      3h ago
    • Kids crying over nonsense
      Kids crying over nonsense

      468
      5h ago
    • future lethal complex Quail
      future lethal complex Quail

      581
      7h ago
    • Be nice to others
      Be nice to others

      164
      3h ago
    • far testy devilish ---htingale
      far testy devilish ---htingale

      404
      6h ago
    • Who doesn't like sausage?
      Who doesn't like sausage?

      273
      4h ago
    • yielding permissible Raven
      yielding permissible Raven

      367
      6h ago
    • posting this while it is still relevant
      posting this while it is still relevant

      612
      7h ago
    • 4chan comp. #99
      4chan comp. #99

      235
      3h ago
    FunnyJunk, LLC - Copyright - Privacy Policy - Terms of Service - Community Guidelines - Copyright Removal Request