I'll try to explain it better then, try to follow - #98605868 added by pwnmissilereborn at How much do you weigh on Mars?

#4 - eddio

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(07/27/2013) [-]

I was actually really hoping to find out how much I weigh on other planets.

Thanks for shattering my dreams.

#181 to #4 - eddio

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(07/28/2013) [-]

Oh god so many thumbs.

#179 to #4 - anon id: 91f2fdcc

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(07/28/2013) [-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!

#129 to #4 - tomorrowsnightmare

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(07/28/2013) [-]

There are scales in the New York Natural History museum that calculate it for you.

#66 to #4 - anon id: fad27a02

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(07/27/2013) [-]

Dude just find the mass and multiply it by your weight.

#45 to #4 - charleyman

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(07/27/2013) [-]

I know the feel, my cowboy brother.

#23 to #4 - warioteam

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(07/27/2013) [-]

just watch that one episode of the magic school bus

#5 to #4 - mangoa

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(07/27/2013) [-]

For science!

#128 to #5 - glasssmasher

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(07/28/2013) [-]

I weigh to much to know

my dreams

#134 to #128 - abysmalshadow

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Divide a value for the planet you want to know by the value in the same column for Earth to get a ratio. Multiply that ratio by your weight on Earth to get your weight on that planet.

Multiply the pair, divide the spare, bro.

#133 to #128 - fuzzysixx

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(07/28/2013) [-]

We can figure it out! Math is the answer.

#95 to #5 - mymissiondaytwo

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(07/27/2013) [-]

Yo momma's so fat, Jupiter weighs 100 pounds on her.

#113 to #95 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**

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(07/27/2013) [-]

Fool, learn to science.

If Jupiter weighs 100 pounds on her it means she weighs 100 pounds on Jupiter. When it comes to gravity, the smaller body and the larger body exert the same force on each other, when it comes to planets however this is not noticeable as 100 pounds would barely move something so massive.

So Jupiter weighing 100 pounds on her means everything is completely normal, except for the fact that she has the weight of a small child

#117 to #113 - mymissiondaytwo

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(07/27/2013) [-]

Maybe it's a bit too late down here and I can't really understand your logic, so I'll just point out to my logic and train of thoughts.

Imagine Jupiter were a human being and yo momma's a planet. An intuitive guess of the chart shown up 2 thread leads me to believe that we weigh more or less depending on the mass + size of the planet we are on.

Jupiter's weight is 1.9 x 10^27. For it to weigh 100 pounds on something would mean that the other something should have a gravity field sufficiently strong to attract the before mentioned Jupiter, and for it to be able to be manipulated as you would a 100 pound object on Earth, on yo momma.

That would mean that yo momma is considerably larger than Jupiter.

#120 to #117 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**

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(07/27/2013) [-]

I'll try to explain it better then, try to follow me here.

Weight is the force applied on a body due to the action of gravity. So when you say that Jupiter weighs 100 pounds on her, it means that she is exerting 100 pounds of force on Jupiter.

Gravity's force depends on the mass of both bodies multiplied by each other, so the amount of force both objects apply on each other is equal. For example, if you weigh 100 pounds on Earth, it means that you are also attracting the Earth with 100 pounds of force, but this is not noticeable due to the Earth being too massive.

If the mass of my momma was considerably larger than Jupiter, Jupiter's weigh would be even larger than because the more massive both objects are, the larger the force of gravity becomes.

So if she is exerting 100 pounds of force on Jupiter, it means Jupiter is also exerting 100 pounds of force on her, which, as my point was, means she is still smaller than Jupiter.

#65 to #5 - youraccountsucks

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(07/27/2013) [-]

7.5 pounds on Pluto, cool.

#10 to #5 - anon id: 22240448

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THOSE ARE MASSES, WHICH ARE CONSTANT!
That means your mass in, say pounds or kg, is the same no matter where you are (ignoring relativistic effects).

It's your WEIGHT, measured in NEWTONS, that changes.
Your weight is equal to the product of your mass in kg and the planet's gravitational constant. For example, someone who has a mass of 75kg weighs 75*9.81=735.75N on Earth, but 75*3.61=270.75N on Mercury.

Physics rant over.

#74 to #10 - tabarzins

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(07/27/2013) [-]

we all know how mass works
you just don't know how pounds work

#40 to #10 - adu

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(07/27/2013) [-]

In the US Imperial system pounds can be used both as mass and weight/force. Why do you think we use pounds for PSI?

#28 to #10 - Broku

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Actually you just don't know the Imperial system, Pound (Force) is an actual thing, it is equal to 1 Pound (Mass) times 32.174049 Ft/Sec^2 or 1 Slug Ft/Sec^2

#11 to #10 - tedfoo

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(07/27/2013) [-]

Damn right. Started to rage a bit there.

#7 to #5 - rzrback

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(07/27/2013) [-]

I'd way slightly over 9 lbs on pluto... Sweeeet!

#6 to #5 - eddio

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(07/27/2013) [-]

And my smile's back