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He makes the stars shine rm.''' "f
yet He cannot be seen
He is noble, abundant
and fills the Universe
He can lift you into the sky
and bring you gently down
He can take many forms
He can help heal
He can help kill
He can help create
and He can help destroy
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#15 - hellbird (08/15/2013) [+] (92 replies)
Why is everyone so obsessed with trying to prove god is not real and that the universe was just a random freak accident. Seriously where did the laws of nature come from without a creator to do the math. If you believe in spontaneous life from inorganic material you should really do more research on the subject. No one has ever created life without using life. I understand that religion is a hard thing to accept when you listen to people telling you that it is illogical and all war comes from it, but jesus only preached about peace and loving one another. Even an atheist should agree that it is a good lesson. Even if you have a hard time accepting "faith" you should still try and read the bible for the message that it carries. I know a lot of people believe that christians try and scare people into believing, many do, but the bible doesn't. It even mentions in the bible about how many of the things from the old testament were strictly for that time period, not for today. I'm tired of the bible getting such a bad rap because everyone thinks it has been disproven. It hasn't. Not one thing in the bible contradicts science. Genesis literally tells exactly how the universe was made in terms that even a scientist would agree on. I know that people like to credit christians as being stupid, but it's simply not the case. Atheism is also a belief system. It takes a lot of hope and pessimism to look up to the stars and think that it was random. You know that gas is invisible because it is still a substance, but what is it that makes something real? My idea of god is that he is everything, he is all substance and material in one body. God is the universe and everything beyond it that we have yet to observe. I do not use the god of the gaps argument because I realize that god cannot leave gaps. If it is god's omnipresence that is intimidating you need to realize that you can't compare the infinite to the finite. Think of a cell, it does what it does without your consent.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hazths (08/15/2013) [-]
I just wanted to post a post about helium
User avatar #1 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (08/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
post this on facebook without the last two sentences.
then expect a christian female to comment something like "amen" or "jesus makes our life brighter" (i dunno)
and then post the last two sentences.
either they will feel tricked or they don't understand it because they are uneducated pieces of **** .
User avatar #47 - Zaxplab (08/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Helium was one of the key elements in the creation of the universe.


We use it to fill up balloons.
#54 - jedimast (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
He is everywhere
In the heavens and the Earth

He makes the stars shine
yet He cannot be seen

He is noble, abundant
and fills the Universe

He can lift you into the sky
and bring you gently down

He can take many forms

He can help heal
He can help kill

He can help create
and He can help destroy

Praise be unto He
Cthulhu
User avatar #62 to #54 - dirtybadger (08/15/2013) [-]
just ruins the joke since He is the symbol for Helium
#72 - slickestblack (08/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Helium is found in the sun, sun is love, sun is life.
#107 - gibroner ONLINE (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**** YOU!!!!! you filthy heathen you praise xenon or you go to hell!!!!!! praise be to Xe!!!!!!!!
#30 - evenx (08/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
... Helium doesn't make the stars shine.... the stars shining make helium...
... Helium doesn't make the stars shine.... the stars shining make helium...
#81 - Hiago (08/15/2013) [-]
He is everywhere
In the heavens and the Earth

He makes the stars shine
yet He cannot be seen

He is noble, abundant
and fills the Universe

He can lift you into the sky
and bring you gently down

He can take many forms

He can help heal
He can help kill

He can help create
and He can help destroy

Praise be unto He
Helium
Dio
#26 - DisgruntledTomato (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Gaben is everywhere
In the heavens and the Earth

Gaben makes the stars shine
yet Gaben cannot be seen

Gaben is noble, abundant
and fills the Universe

Gaben can lift you into the sky
and bring you gently down

Gaben can take many forms

Gaben can help heal
Gaben can help kill

Gaben can help create
and Gaben can help destroy

Praise be unto Gaben
Gaben
User avatar #24 - fukkendragonite (08/15/2013) [-]
He can give you a really squeaky voice and your mother won't take you seriously when you say that she doesn't understand your pain.

He can kill you painlessly.
#100 - ohmyford (08/15/2013) [-]
As soon as I started reading, I skipped right to the end, I don't think I need to read anything in between
#163 - grasman (08/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Helium actually was an egypt god.

Helium
Ancient egypt god

Characteristics:

- Born by a virgin.
- Worked miracles like healing the sick or walking on water.
- He had 12 disciples.
- Was crucified at age 30.
- It's told he rose from the dead after 3 days.

As you can see he was pretty much the prototype for a fictional character named jesus that was introduced centuries later.
User avatar #172 to #163 - greensideup (08/19/2013) [-]
strange that you used a picture of ra
-2
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User avatar #60 to #48 - analleakage (08/15/2013) [-]
0/10
#22 - frysfrys (08/15/2013) [-]
**frysfrys rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Cheer Me Up Challenge ** he is everywhere
User avatar #4 - cmcdftw ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
For some reason I thought this was gonna end with praise Gaben, Half life 3 confirmed.... Too much FJ I guess.
User avatar #171 - greatgranpapy (08/17/2013) [-]
But I thought helium was just a byproduct of the fusion in stars.
#63 - baconslapped (08/15/2013) [-]
**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #5667430 at Bronysexuals ** MFW Helium
**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #5667430 at Bronysexuals ** MFW Helium
#8 - knowstoomuch (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I thought it was going to end in Phanact
#12 to #8 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
so fanni joke
#7 - bonnienique (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought this was going to end with the doctor...
User avatar #2 - leagueoflawl (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He is everywhere
In the heavens and the Earth

He makes the stars shine
yet He cannot be seen

He is noble, abundant
and fills the Universe

He can lift you into the sky
and bring you gently down

He can take many forms

He can help heal
He can help kill

He can help create
and He can help destroy

Praise be unto He
Helium
#10 to #2 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
Asante sana!
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