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Teacher: the gnu see God?
Class: He
Teacher: the you inner: God?
Class: He
Teacher: Then there isn' t a God!
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Sir, can we see gear brain?"
Teacher: He
goudere: Can gnu teeth your brain?
Teacher: He
Student: ah dang. w gnu cien' t have a
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Put this as your status if you believe in GED
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Consider the follwing:
You can absolutely see and touch your bran. N one would need e
an MRI machine to do so. MRI, or magnetic resonance imagine,
machines vii give we a fantastic look at your bran through
magnetic fields and radio waves without that pesky radiation
from Sprays. Not enough? Try out a fancy FMRI machine, which
uses simfar techniques to pant an even clearer picture of active
parts of the bran through reading the magnetic properties of stuff
in your blood. You rean want more? Scream it out louder, because
it' s about to get painful. Given a sufficient cutting tool and a
ricki:: eless threshold fer pan, we can very easiy open up your own
head and look in the mirier. This e not recommended.
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brain' s existence. whie saving that being unable to see and touch
the medically means that there en' t one e a bad argument,
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appropriate assertion would be that the cannot be directtv
observed, therefore cannot be proved or disproved with
current methodology), applying these criteria to someting that
can directtv and corrosively be observed, ike the bran, does not a
vadd argument make.
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#2 - pappathethird (05/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)


but honestly, that was pretty cool
User avatar #3 - helljeez (05/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Can you see farts? Can you touch farts? No?
Therefore there are no farts
#13 - teenytinyspider (05/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#91 - Cleavland Steamer (05/27/2013) [+] (26 replies)
#119 - crosskill (05/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
A Princeton University profressor was a militant atheist and he told all of hsi students that they shouldnt belive in God and tried to prove theres no God.

"If God were exist" he said "this chalk would not break when I drop it. God would want to prove his existance so he would make the chalk not break" and then the profressor drop the chalk and it broke.

He did this every day in class until a student stood up and said that he believed in God. the Princeton profressor smiled and said "Oh yeah, well how can you explain the chalk." and the profressor laughed and then said "i'll up the ante. If god exists then to prove his existence he will come down to earth to this very classroom and give me a blowjob." And then the ceiling opened and God came thundering down and did exactly that. "No homo" god said

- Genesis 4:13-27
#27 - afreeti ONLINE (05/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
replace brain with conscious and he might have a better arguement
User avatar #113 - fyaq (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
man someone felt high and mighty writing those paragraphs

congrats you smug bastard, you outsmarted a 13 year old girl on facebook.
User avatar #194 - deathcampforjewtie (05/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So, I never hear Christians complaining about Atheists on here.
Just Atheists complaining about Christians.
#117 - kevman (05/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Who needs a cutting tool when you have syler?
#230 - ishouldplayzelda (05/27/2013) [+] (17 replies)
agnosticism is the most interesting system of philosophy by far. at it's purest form, it acknowledges that given existences' possibility of infinity, anything is possible given enough rolls-of-the-die and enough time. so basically, if it hasn't been disproven then it is possible, no matter how unlikely. this means that if the universe and time are actually infinite then parallel realities are real and there are an infinite amount of them. that means that if existence is actually infinite then every fictional universe ever conceived exists somewhere or somewhen.   
   
it takes a lot of suspension-of-common sense to actually believe this is possible, which it completely is but after you accept it, it gives you a hell of a lot to think about when you have nothing else to occupy your mind.
agnosticism is the most interesting system of philosophy by far. at it's purest form, it acknowledges that given existences' possibility of infinity, anything is possible given enough rolls-of-the-die and enough time. so basically, if it hasn't been disproven then it is possible, no matter how unlikely. this means that if the universe and time are actually infinite then parallel realities are real and there are an infinite amount of them. that means that if existence is actually infinite then every fictional universe ever conceived exists somewhere or somewhen.

it takes a lot of suspension-of-common sense to actually believe this is possible, which it completely is but after you accept it, it gives you a hell of a lot to think about when you have nothing else to occupy your mind.
User avatar #168 - lightarcanine (05/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#250 - HumbertoL (05/27/2013) [-]
Or you could just have your head cracked open.
#183 - fullofgoodshitt (05/27/2013) [-]
!!BUT I THOUGHT ASIANS COULD READ MINDS!?!!!
!!BUT I THOUGHT ASIANS COULD READ MINDS!?!!!
User avatar #14 - spikethepony (05/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Why the **** can't we just live in harmony, Atheists? The Pope said we can, so back the **** off of theists, and I'll just sit here letting you disbelieve to your heart's content.
Unless the theists are being retarded ******** and shoving religion down your throats. Although if you just ignore them, they're certain to do something else.
User avatar #19 to #14 - rhiaanor ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
he didn't even ******* start it, and who said he was even an atheist, he was simply shoving that argument back into the ass of whoever posted it.
#10 - gameshredder (05/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Same would go for the student, so they don't have a brain either.
Same would go for the student, so they don't have a brain either.
#229 - thisotherdude (05/27/2013) [-]
If god is real, than he's real and quite frankly neither side would change all that much since he still doesn't bother meddling in our affairs all that much.

Atheists: 0
Christians: 0
Retarded cuntblasts: Still think it's worth arguing despite no one else caring
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
That guy is an arrogant asshole just try to sound smart. You should respect people's beliefs and try not to undermine them just to show off how "smart".
User avatar #41 to #38 - smittywrbmnjnsn (05/26/2013) [-]
He didn't undermine her beliefs at all.
He didn't say "god isn't real", he simply picked apart her argument that people without her belief are stupid.
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