Germany MFW

Baking soda volcano. Duh!

Your name is contradictory.

I hope someone gets the reference

Fucking love Phineas and Ferb.

yes

You glorious bastard
Today got fourth
Tomorrow got fifth

Potato Alarm Clock did obvs.

i read that in Professor Farnsworth's voice...

worl-wide wireless electricity

world*

Almost certain it's Abraham Lincoln.

Nikola Tesla, invented the Tesla Coil. Does this very thing

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cough iwasntreplyingtoyou cough

oh yeah. well im pretty sure anon's just trolling anyway.

Germany looks like a fat train conductor.

No, it's pacman.

train conductor of the train that leads everyone to ausschwitz

Can't unsee...

Holland broke off !

cannot unsee
damn you loppytaffy

I live is a lie

Or they google'ed it.

everyone posts that image when they have something stupid to say

fuck you

A few hours on Wikipedia and anyone can be.
You'll also learn the history of the Soviet Union.

The only reason I don't like science posts is because of the comments

Such a horrible war in the history of Science... Edison thought that his current was better only because he had spent a lot of money on the project while Tesla's actually was more efficient. So Edison used dirty tricks with his companions that, as you said, killed animals with Tesla's current.

But then! Tesla used very high voltage and allowed his current to flow through himself, proving that very high voltage meant that it was safe. And so, efficiency won the battle.

Sadly, Tesla became poor after dropping out from the company he was in or something like that, because he wanted to save it.

In the end of Tesla's life he was crazy, having been driven into ridiculous fears such as women with pearl necklaces. The only thing he wanted to socialize with was pidgeons. And when his favorite pidgeon died he was in great sorrow.

And so, Tesla died, poor, crazy and lonely. Even if the fact remains that without him we would have electricity stations all over and it would all be really messy because of Edison and his stupid current.

Tesla should have been honored and kept with money and people around him. Poor Tesla...

Edison was a fucking asshole. Tesla was holding a carnival or someshit to promote some of his discoveries and inventions, but Edison didnt want that so he told Tesla that he couldnt use any of his bulbs. Without the bulbs the whole thing would go under. In a matter of days, Tesla created the florescent bulb. Fuck you, Edison.

amen.
its hte amps that get you, the voltage jsut hurts
harvisting energy from the ionisphere...who think of shit liek that? stoners, and tesla!

Yep, for example, when you hurt yourself through a static shock when touching a person or an object that shock has hundreds of volts in it. To us it is harmless with that much voltage but for a computer part it can be fatal.

we had a van-d-graph generator in our phSICKs class. they teacher broke his neck and is in a wheelchair, but even before this he was boss and does not give a fuck... encouraging us to drop out and that we cant let the retards out number us.

after blowing up a beaker with a fuck ton of sodium, we were getting good 4 to 5 foot sparks out of it. the air was probably dry... northeast montan in the summer is classified as a desert, but still...

We need to recollect ALL of Tesla's works, and get some people to look at that shit and see if they can figure something out. It's a longshot, but even if we can't get kick-ass electric towers, maybe we can at least understand him and his work better.

Unfortunately most of his plans and schematics and stuff burned when his workshop was set on fire, undoubtedly by one of Edison's cronies.

Then we build a time machine and kill Edison!

It was 'dismissed' because westinghouse, which was an electric company at the time, would lose their business because Teslas invention would send free electricity wirelessly. They blew up his tower with dynamite, and had none other than Albert Einstein destroy the patent. (He worked in the patent office at the time) Tesla couldnt get the funding for another tower, because whoever was funding him at the time thought that radio technology was a better investment.
Science, bitch.

Here's a quick and easy way to make money with a Tesla tower:
1) Build a tower in a heavily populated area.
2) Charge the local property owners a monthly fee for its use, like a utility bill.
3) If they all don't pay, threaten to remove the tower.
4) Laugh all the way to the bank as you hold the local population by the balls.

Most property owners would probably choose wired power at that point.

Tell me more about how you would charge the entire population of the world, as tesla planned to give free electrisity to everyone.

Well, someone's gotta build the things--they have a finite effective range, like cell phone towers, so there'll need to be lots of them. And if someone builds the towers, that means someone had to pay for it, which means someone can own the towers. And if you own the towers, you can remove the towers if your conditions aren't met.

But the towers were doomed to fail even if they did succeed at first. They might have worked great if the only things that required electricity were lightbulbs, which was the case back in 1905. But those towers would have reeked havoc on modern electronic devices. Imagine all of the electricity needed to power a first-world nation coursing through the air. Remember those EMP bombs from Call of Duty? Yeah, something like that. Modern devices require the precise control of electric currents, which Tesla's towers couldn't provide.

Well, I know they weren't pretty efficent, but if we worked on that technology we might have improved it..?

The whole point of Tesla's towers is that they harness and release electricity out in all directions, without using any moving parts. The electricity would come from natural sources in the atmosphere, which tend to be uncontrollable. Once you start trying to control how it releases electricity, it would probably become cheaper and more effective to just use generators and power lines like we do now.

Funny enough - Anyone viewing or maintaining the "uncensored internet" is still on the planet Earth - therefore must follow the laws of the jurisdiction they fall under. Just because the server is in space, doesn't legalize the use of the server on Earth.

who's talking about legal usage of the internet? it says uncensored

It's irrelevant.

What does it mean to be uncensored exactly? What's cool about, tell me some benefits? You still can't put child porn or anything on it. The uploader would be on Earth - therefore in legal jurisdiction. The viewers would still be on Earth - therefore in legal jurisdiction.

Just because the server is legal, doesn't mean the clients are. An uncensored internet does absolutely jack SHIT, because whoever uses or maintains it is still bound by censoring laws.

thanks

Oh you know, just your average MOTHERFUCKING BAKING SODA VOLCANO!

Dude, fuck those guys. Fuck them. I made cheese from scratch, and detailed it scientifically from the first step. THIRD PLACE BEHIND THE VOLCANO AND ANT FARM.

I did a study on the entire ecosystem of my backyard. Everything from the birds and squirrels to the motherfucking fungus. And what did I fucking lose to?

"Which bleach REALLY make your whites whiter?"

Bitch, you can take that bleach and fucking drink it.

Dude, I feel your pain. I did literal food science, you did biology, and what recognition did we get???

I actually remember this as the moment that crushed my hopes of becoming an ornithologist. I mean literally. After this I had no desire to pursue science as a career anymore.

**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Holy shit ** Don't let them see your tears, old boy. It's still not too late.

nice

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just like your comment

You told him!

Just like Nicola Tesla ...

wait.... u srs?

mechanical vs electromagnetic energy

Thats like the only kind of air they cannot work with.

Thief!

No, inductance is the method used.