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Submitted: 02/10/2013
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#2 - cubanpedro (02/10/2013) [+] (9 replies)
How is this funny? If that **** gets in your lungs you can die.
#39 - slenderchild (02/11/2013) [+] (13 replies)
for people who dont understand it:
di= 2
mono= 1
dihydrogen monoxide = H2O = water
User avatar #53 to #39 - aproudpatriot (02/11/2013) [-]
but if we look deeper into it...
di=2
mono=1
2+1=3
Half-Life 3 confirmed
User avatar #15 - danniegurl (02/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
there's a human behavior experiment where the experimenter calls to "ban dihydrogen monoxide" and gives various water-related deaths and hazards and sees how people react.
most people sign the petition.
User avatar #18 to #15 - giguelingueling (02/11/2013) [-]
"This petition is for the complete ban of Dihydrogen monoxide.

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:
- is the major component of acid rain
- contributes to the "greenhouse effect"
- it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
- contributes to erosion
- accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals
- may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes
- has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

Despite the dangers, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant.
- in nuclear power plants.
- in the production of styrofoam.
- as a fire retardant.
- in many forms of cruel animal research.
- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal.

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use."
#72 - cobrien ONLINE (02/11/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#13 - alawabidingcitizen (02/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
List of Evil People who drank water:
- Adolf Hitler
- Benito Mussolini
- Vladimir Lenin
- Josef Stalin
- John Wilkes Booth
- Judas Iscariot
- Osama Bin Laden
- Saddam Hussein
- Ted Bundy
- Charles Manson
- Your math teacher from Middle School. You know the one.

Further research suggests that every one of these people was at least 70 - 80% water, and that all the water their bodies ever contained is now floating in every source of water in the world.
Take the hint: Don't drink water.
EVER.
#38 - mrmamric (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#85 - hellsjester (02/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
never touch the stuff... fish **** in it
+25
#89 - truekiller has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#30 - ninjabadger (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It keeps stupid people from swimming I guess.
#80 - yourbaus (02/11/2013) [-]
someone help! i found water in my water!
#59 - twelveinchessoft (02/11/2013) [-]
Dihydrogen Monoxide
>also known as hydric acid
>is a main component of acid rain
>contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape
>accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals
>can cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of car brakes
>has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients now

PLEASE HELP STOP THE HORROR

oh and when you're done delete system32 from your computer because its a virus
#57 - personone (02/11/2013) [-]
Just made this sign.
#31 - deletedmyaccount (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
At least there's no 02 in the air.
#51 - trollinggenius (02/11/2013) [-]
That stuff is dangerous if you inhale too much of it.
#117 - nephrithotroll (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
di(2)hydrogen(H)mono(1)oxide(O)
H2O
User avatar #64 - loonytic **User deleted account** (02/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
It has been scientifically proven that everyone who has drunk dihydrogenmonoxide has died
User avatar #63 - chillinwithbears (02/11/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

lol not water silly kids
#50 - telmarine (02/11/2013) [-]
dude that stuff has killed so many people
#54 - WitchKingTroll (02/11/2013) [-]
Hazardous to inhale, but nourishing to drink...
Hazardous to inhale, but nourishing to drink...
#42 - followtheworms (02/11/2013) [-]
DANGER! HYDROXIC ACID IN WATER!
DANGER! HYDROXIC ACID IN WATER!
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