Danger. H2.. How is this funny? If that gets in your lungs you can die. O
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#2 - cubanpedro
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(02/10/2013) [-]
How is this funny? If that **** gets in your lungs you can die.
User avatar #3 to #2 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account**
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Not to mention that tumors are made up out of dihydrogenmonoxide for approximately 70%.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lexarcommander
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And in a recent study, its been shown to cause excessive sweating and urination.
User avatar #6 to #4 - fuckya
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Also, any person who has been contaminated by dihydrogenmonoxide is pretty much doomed. They haven't found a cure yet.
User avatar #7 to #6 - crawlerz
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I heard once you've been exposed, its addictive and the withdrawl symptomps are fatal in 100% of all cases.
User avatar #48 to #7 - maxismahname
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(02/11/2013) [-]
Took me way too long to figure out the joke.
User avatar #116 to #48 - infamoustrapper
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what was the joke. death by dehydration?
User avatar #143 to #116 - maxismahname
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no I mean of the picture, the fact that dihydrogenmonoxide is water
User avatar #144 to #143 - infamoustrapper
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(02/12/2013) [-]
ohh gotcha
#96 to #7 - wundermelon
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#39 - slenderchild
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for people who dont understand it:
di= 2
mono= 1
dihydrogen monoxide = H2O = water
User avatar #76 to #39 - friendlysniff
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i feel like an idiot. I thought it was just a sign that was hard to pronounce and I felt superior because I could pronounce it.
#147 to #76 - slenderchild
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(02/13/2013) [-]
hahaha chemistry is hard ****
User avatar #148 to #147 - friendlysniff
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im in honors atm I have like a B- kinda wish I could get that A but i never do my hw
#150 to #148 - slenderchild
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im in my sohpomore year of HS so im in chem 1 right now.. not planning on taking chem 2
User avatar #151 to #150 - friendlysniff
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I plan on taking AP bio next year. Looks good on transcript.
#152 to #151 - slenderchild
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oh man i hated bio.. just not what im interested in
User avatar #153 to #152 - friendlysniff
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I'm going into the field of medics, all the good looking science credits I can get. I wanna be a psychiatrist. Prescribe medicine to people, fairly easy. More of a cerebral realm of work opposed to bronze and and petty tasks.
#155 to #153 - slenderchild
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damn, nice dude
User avatar #53 to #39 - aproudpatriot
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but if we look deeper into it...
di=2
mono=1
2+1=3
Half-Life 3 confirmed
#58 to #53 - Enternal
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#65 to #53 - topoftherock
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#137 to #53 - simfar
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even got fan art
#114 to #53 - kaboomz
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User avatar #15 - danniegurl
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there's a human behavior experiment where the experimenter calls to "ban dihydrogen monoxide" and gives various water-related deaths and hazards and sees how people react.
most people sign the petition.
User avatar #101 to #15 - CobraStrike
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw

It was on Penn and Teller
User avatar #18 to #15 - giguelingueling
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"This petition is for the complete ban of Dihydrogen monoxide.

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:
- is the major component of acid rain
- contributes to the "greenhouse effect"
- it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
- contributes to erosion
- accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals
- may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes
- has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

Despite the dangers, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant.
- in nuclear power plants.
- in the production of styrofoam.
- as a fire retardant.
- in many forms of cruel animal research.
- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal.

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use."
User avatar #125 to #18 - bratfish
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Breivik admits to have taken dihydrogen monoxide just before the events on July 22nd 2011.
#72 - cobrien
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#82 to #72 - anon id: 898dde0f
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This, my friends is how you get people believing in 9/11 conspiracy theories.
User avatar #132 to #82 - CrashingSea
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Technically everything he said is true... it's not a conspiracy nor a theory...
#90 to #82 - swagbot
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stfu anon
#119 to #90 - evilwheatleycore
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stfu asshole
#149 to #119 - swagbot
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills...................................
User avatar #104 to #72 - ludislavonac
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Funny thing is you actually can die from drinking too much water
User avatar #126 to #104 - RandomAnonGuy
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And for those who are thinking "Duh, drowning", he's referring to water poisoning. Water is toxic to us in high amounts.
Just like literally everything else
#13 - alawabidingcitizen
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List of Evil People who drank water:
- Adolf Hitler
- Benito Mussolini
- Vladimir Lenin
- Josef Stalin
- John Wilkes Booth
- Judas Iscariot
- Osama Bin Laden
- Saddam Hussein
- Ted Bundy
- Charles Manson
- Your math teacher from Middle School. You know the one.

Further research suggests that every one of these people was at least 70 - 80% water, and that all the water their bodies ever contained is now floating in every source of water in the world.
Take the hint: Don't drink water.
EVER.
User avatar #115 to #13 - MadCon
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Another little known fact is that 100% of the people who drink water die.
User avatar #36 to #13 - wastelandgunner
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I liked all my math teachers in middle school...

On the other hand, I ******* hated my 8th grade English teacher.
User avatar #37 to #36 - teoberry
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i hated mine. site related You need to login to view this link

i don't even know how i found that lol
User avatar #56 to #37 - rplix
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That guy looks like a dick
User avatar #62 to #56 - teoberry
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eh, he was only a dick to two or three people so I didn't mind.
#38 - mrmamric
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#69 to #38 - masterofanon
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#85 - hellsjester
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never touch the stuff... fish **** in it
#95 to #85 - mmmilovemeth
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#121 to #95 - secretdestroyers
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#87 to #85 - rbpwn
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#89 - truekiller
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#103 to #89 - abdullahmag
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OP's mother's sexual partner.
#133 to #89 - pixy
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That seems awful small to be a blue whale...
#30 - ninjabadger
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It keeps stupid people from swimming I guess.
User avatar #47 to #30 - maxismahname
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But... I didn't get it at first
#107 to #47 - anon id: 8e6c8928
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Stay awake in chemistry next class. Di, mono, and hydrogen are extremely easy to recognize.
#80 - yourbaus
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someone help! i found water in my water!