Blew my mind. Did you know?.... did you know? You are never actually touching anything, Your atoms' tolm: terorist repel when they are meters away from you, but I like peanut bu
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - teutoburg
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by that logic you could say that your body doesn't touch itself since no atoms are actually in direct contact
User avatar #7 to #4 - revanmal
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Technically, that is correct. Your atoms are eternally almost-but-not-quite touching. You can't touch yourself.
User avatar #15 to #7 - thefunnyside
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Not with that attitude you can't
User avatar #10 to #7 - sekretsauce **User deleted account**
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You can't stop me.
#18 to #7 - anon id: b1f7199d
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So technically its not rape
#41 to #4 - anon id: f8064377
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you can touch something if you chemically react with it, so you are touching yourself
to touch the ground you would have to bond with it

= FLYING
User avatar #136 to #4 - Lilstow
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my physics professor this term talked about how we're all just "empty space"
User avatar #150 to #4 - namesboo
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or when you rape someone say "i didnt touch her"
#131 to #4 - hillbillypowpow
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But isn't that repulsion what touch is?
#67 to #4 - aklidic
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User avatar #11 to #4 - settlwlvs
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You are nothing more than an extremely dense cloud of magnetically attracted atoms. How does that make you feel?
User avatar #25 to #11 - mathes
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horny
#34 to #11 - sadistikal
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#111 to #11 - anon id: 722ebd76
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>Magnetically attracted


Nope.
User avatar #184 to #111 - settlwlvs
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Sorry, haven't had chemistry since 10th grade so my knowledge of atoms is a tad rusty. Molecules are held together by the electron bonds, am I correct? One atom has a few extra electrons while another (or a few others) don't have enough to balance out electrons:protons. They stick together because the attraction balances out.

Correct me if I'm wrong.
#28 to #11 - anon id: 8de2b05b
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It makes me feel like a dense ************
#22 to #4 - sadistikal
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So, when I touch myself at night, I'm not actually touching myself?
User avatar #70 to #22 - wilddittoappears
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hooverfap
User avatar #55 to #22 - angelious
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no.the good feeling you get is actually just your atoms in your hand repulsing the atoms in your weewee.
#79 to #22 - thefunnyside
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Samantha....
Samantha....
User avatar #129 to #22 - foxxywithpaws
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I would love to tickle your anus, but I can't quite touch it...
#174 to #22 - scaredfury
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I asked my teacher bout this in class, well the answer is/was no, Well, i like this theory!
I asked my teacher bout this in class, well the answer is/was no, Well, i like this theory!
#3 - allnamesrtaken
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Tfw I never touched a girl
Tfw I never touched a girl
User avatar #44 to #3 - thepouchka
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Cant blame everything on science my boy
#148 to #44 - anon id: 65701ac4
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EVEN YOUR SEXUALITY????
#160 to #3 - splattercrap
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Actually you have, if you have a twin you've touched them and you've also touched your mother.   
   
Pic unrelated. unless you want it to be
Actually you have, if you have a twin you've touched them and you've also touched your mother.

Pic unrelated. unless you want it to be
User avatar #17 to #3 - flushfactor
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or felt the force of resitance of one
#156 to #17 - gardenmanly
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I felt their resistance, but it wasn't enough to stop me
#153 to #17 - hurrdurka
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He felt himself being repelled.
#2 - mauerman
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So.. I would never actually rape anybody?
User avatar #8 to #2 - gidmp
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I like the way you think
#9 to #2 - anon id: 90659e02
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you still feel the resistance
User avatar #13 to #9 - lightninghorse
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it wouldn't be rape of she didn't resist ;)
User avatar #12 to #2 - settlwlvs
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I've thought about using this explanation in court before if I was ever charged with assault. It would mean admitting guilt, but hopefully the judge would think it was clever enough to let me off easy.
#133 to #2 - turbodoosh
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They're still feeling the force of it.
#21 to #2 - alexanderh
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Well, since the definition of rape doesn't actually include atoms getting into direct contact with each other, it would still be rape.
#26 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account**
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User avatar #145 - OperationValkyrie
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I ******* hate when people use this and say you're never touching anything. It just changes the definition of touching.
User avatar #112 - implosay
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Yo momma's so fat, she actually touches the chair
#78 - manbearpiglet
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Then how does glue work?
#85 to #78 - dookaargetman
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Educated guess, the atoms in the glue react with the object by attaching to the object's atoms, after hardening, the object is still attached to the glue, forming a vice, if you will.
Educated guess, the atoms in the glue react with the object by attaching to the object's atoms, after hardening, the object is still attached to the glue, forming a vice, if you will.
User avatar #115 to #78 - manbob
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the polarity of the glue molecules cause a weak electrostatic force to occur causing the objects to stick together.
source: www.explainthatstuff.com/adhesives.html
User avatar #125 to #78 - chickenspwn
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The lord works in mysterious ways
User avatar #98 to #78 - breadbasket
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Magic
#14 - fuckinfuckinfuck
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Do people really not know this?
#35 to #14 - anon id: 259dd193
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Do you know that you deepthroat cock every day?

Exactly.
User avatar #60 to #14 - AreyouSerious
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Basic Physics, my friend.
User avatar #62 to #14 - tragono **User deleted account**
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Why did people thumb him down?
This is basic physics.
How can you not know this?! The weirdest part is that someone insulted you, got thumbs up, people insulted him, also got thumbs up.
User avatar #19 to #14 - TheHutchie
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Yes, some people don't know that.

And unless you know absolutely everything ever, your argument is hypocritical.
#36 to #19 - aiicii
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>everything ever
really?

if i was surprised that someone didn't know for example that ice cream is a dairy product would it make me a hypocrite?
User avatar #71 to #36 - TheHutchie
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It would if you acted like everyone in the world SHOULD automatically know it, yes.
#83 to #71 - aiicii
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everyone in the world? i think that everyone on this site should at least know. also, if you have time to browse fj, you should have time to educate yourself about some more unconventional things
User avatar #187 to #83 - TheHutchie
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Yeah, and pretty much everyone here does educate themselves on unconventional subjects, but not always the same subjects.

We all know unusual stuff, but it's different unusual stuff from the next guy. I just think it's an unhealthy stance to automatically assume that everyone else knows whatever you know.
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#30 to #19 - anon id: b9bbd154
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Except for the simple fact that anyone who went through high school pretty much has to know this, and a lot of people should have learned it in middle school.
#23 to #19 - anon id: 65ca1c51
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didn't realize he had an argument?
it was a question bud. chill
User avatar #158 - mostlyshits
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If this is true how come when I touch things they have different textures? If I never actually touch anything, why don't all things feel the same? I need science.
User avatar #135 - bboyman
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so in order to levitate we need to increase this force... well scientists, get working
#147 to #135 - anon id: fed16ee9
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If your want to levitate you must join the japanese new messiah Aum Shinrikyo and his holy church of Aum Shinrikyo.
It may require doing stuff with sarin gas, but its worth for the greater good.
#151 to #147 - anon id: fed16ee9
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Here is a nice jewtube video of your new scientiforeligious leader.

IT CONTAINS ANIME. So you will watch it.

http : // www . [url deleted]
hope it works.
#152 to #151 - anon id: fed16ee9
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crap...

http : // www . youtube . com / watch ?v = IVnscHsPfR4

remove the damn spaces urself
#137 to #135 - furrylove
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hate to be that guy, and I could be wrong, but wouldn't increasing the negative force without the positive (and increasing the positive too will just negate the effect) just cause your body to repel itself and blow itself apart? (I don't have that head explosion gif)
hate to be that guy, and I could be wrong, but wouldn't increasing the negative force without the positive (and increasing the positive too will just negate the effect) just cause your body to repel itself and blow itself apart? (I don't have that head explosion gif)
#140 to #137 - neutrino
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That is correct. Also, the constants that determine the strengths of these forces are...well...constants -- they aren't really subject to change (Nobel prizes would shower down upon thee if you did change them). Also the electric force is already orders of magnitude stronger than gravity. It really doesn't need to be getting stronger.

And there are easier ways to levitate.