Axe

"Axe"

people say I'm really slow .. but let me tell yo..

And you have my Ax.

he's gonna smell like an 8th grader for the rest of his life.

Now get Micheal Bay to direct film this, be a shit load of camera angle changes and explosions before he hits the can

Gotta love the slow mo guys. I'm hearing the music they use in slow mo right now.
Also he was wearing a gas mask at the time so he doesn't die from the sent of pure concentrated douchebag

>Be 2009
>Sitting in family room watching Susan Boyle slowly become an internet phenomenon.
>All of a sudden the loudest fucking bang ever.
>We all thought it was my brothers air rifle firing by accident.
>Try to run into the hall to see what had happened.
>Start choking just being in the hallway.
>Look to my right.
>Someone had left a can of Lynx on the radiator.
>Someone else had switched all the radiators on with the central heating system.
>MFW

Axe

Imagine the horrible taste he'd have when he inhales...

I did that in middle school once. Except I stole it from some kids locker, stabbed it with a pen, threw it in the phy ed teachers office, and then ran like hell.

Can you imagine the smell?
He won't have to shower for two weeks after that.

Did you know that this spray is actually called "AXE in some countries?

Oh, fuck, I bet that smelled horrible after words...



BUT HOLY SHIT YOU CAN NOW LIGHT THE AX BLADE AND CHOP SHIT WITH YOU'RE BRAND NEW AX OF FLAMES.

we heard you like axe

FUCK YA
SLO - MO GUYS

And that's how he went blind.

Less Bendingtime, more of this.

Is that where headlight fluid comes from?
Get it?
Get it?
'Cause Gavin is from Slow-Mo Guys and he though headlight fluid was real?
Get it...?
I'll just sit in the corner, then.

And then that guy smelled like a 12 year old for the rest of the day.