Amazing Plants. Science!.. So nobody has died from a poisonous death tree with exploding fruit yet they get killed by coconuts. Are you even trying sandbox tree? plants rare cool science WTF
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#23 - kyuubey (09/18/2013) [-]
So nobody has died from a poisonous death tree with exploding fruit yet they get killed by coconuts. Are you even trying sandbox tree?
So nobody has died from a poisonous death tree with exploding fruit yet they get killed by coconuts. Are you even trying sandbox tree?
User avatar #45 to #23 - yusay (09/18/2013) [-]
They mean the seeds haven't killed anyone.
User avatar #24 to #23 - cdsams (09/18/2013) [-]
No one that was recorded that is...
#34 to #24 - alexandervascus (09/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, something like ths.
Yeah, something like ths.
User avatar #29 to #23 - jarofdirt (09/18/2013) [-]
Probably because the locals are smart enough to stay the **** away from those trees.
#14 - motherfuckingkenji (09/18/2013) [-]
***** , the largest flower in the world is the rafflesia.
It also smells like rotten meat and can get like, 6 feet wide.

And yes, it is the thing on Vileplume's head.
User avatar #81 to #14 - kilik (09/19/2013) [-]
isnt that also the **** that grows in animal crossing wild world when your town gets really ****** up?
User avatar #47 to #14 - hourlyb (09/19/2013) [-]
That guys face says, "Take the picture before I puke in it"
#30 to #14 - yourinvisiblegf (09/18/2013) [-]
That's cute... :3
User avatar #33 to #30 - bladebites (09/18/2013) [-]
Is that the one in the post? I'm interested.
":3" this smiley bothers me more than it should
User avatar #60 to #33 - Dwarf (09/19/2013) [-]
:3
#15 - kaboozle123 (09/18/2013) [-]
Mautam (or bamboo death) is a phenomenon that occurs every 48 years in the northeastern Indian states of Mizoram and Manipur (which are covered by 30% bamboo forests apparently) all the bamboo plants flower and then die. every one!

the problem with this though is the excess of seeds creates a rat problem where rats feast on these seeds, which increases their population drastically which creates a resulting famine.
User avatar #16 to #15 - covered (09/18/2013) [-]
If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?
User avatar #17 to #16 - kaboozle123 (09/18/2013) [-]
if a blind person has to testify are they still called an eye witness
User avatar #18 to #17 - covered (09/18/2013) [-]
How much poon would a coon's coon coon if a coon could swoon some poon?
User avatar #19 to #18 - kaboozle123 (09/18/2013) [-]
you hear about my weekend camping? man that was in tents
User avatar #20 to #19 - covered (09/18/2013) [-]
My only question to you is do you know I pikachu in the shower?
User avatar #65 to #20 - Hreidmar (09/19/2013) [-]
These puns are really quite bad but I enjoyed them. Thank you fellas.
#9 - jermi (09/18/2013) [-]
the sandbox tree is ******* brutal
User avatar #37 to #9 - allcontent (09/18/2013) [-]
Nearly impossible to find seeds for too.
User avatar #6 - harala (09/18/2013) [-]
the vodoo plant is a serious ingredient for ninjas n ****
User avatar #7 to #6 - harala (09/18/2013) [-]
*tool
#41 to #6 - John Cena (09/18/2013) [-]
Or rapists.
User avatar #28 - chuffberry (09/18/2013) [-]
i saw a corpse flower bloom once. it actually didn't smell as bad as i thought it would. i was expecting a nauseating, dry-heaving stink of the gods, but it just kinda smelled like body odor. huge letdown.
User avatar #76 to #28 - novabird ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
i had one in my yard and they get far worse when you pour water in them, the one i had could be smelled blocks away.
#11 - fuckyeahpidgey (09/18/2013) [-]
Horticulture-related post on FJ?

FINALLY SOMETHING I CAN RELATE TO
#73 to #11 - ladymanlady (09/19/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
User avatar #21 - alalalalalong (09/18/2013) [-]
down my street i saw the angels trumpet plant 0_0 I am going to do much evil with it.
User avatar #36 to #21 - allcontent (09/18/2013) [-]
MY neighbors have a huge one lol.

remember there are multiple forms of angels trumpet
User avatar #43 to #36 - alalalalalong (09/18/2013) [-]
I saw the picture and it looks very similar to the one down my street, white flowers hanging down,looks creepy!
User avatar #87 to #43 - allcontent (09/20/2013) [-]
Theyre very pretty plants. They grow massive and occasionally have different colored
flowers. Brugmansia and datura. both identical, but one more deadly/potent
#38 - lolerbot (09/18/2013) [-]
When I saw the white angel trumpet, all I wanted to do was rape someone with it.
#39 to #38 - wakami (09/18/2013) [-]
I just thought of people I could ask to kill themselves.
I just thought of people I could ask to kill themselves.
#66 to #39 - cattaneo (09/19/2013) [-]
You actually can't use it to control people. It pretty much just makes you go momentarily insane, no "stab people" insane, more "cut of your on dick insane. It can also knock you out and put you into a really short coma.
#32 - nebraskaom (09/18/2013) [-]
An average of 150 or less? That doesn't seem like very helpful information. Is it 140? 10? 0?
User avatar #35 to #32 - allcontent (09/18/2013) [-]
Do you know what average means?
#83 to #35 - nebraskaom (09/19/2013) [-]
I'm not sure you do.... an average is still a number. Saying an average of 150 or less doesn't provide useful information. You could say an average of 150 million or less and have the actual average be 150, without making a false statement. The or less part makes it completely useless.
Obviously if its an average it could be less or more than that, but they way he worded it made it seem like the average was 150 or some unknown number smaller than that.
User avatar #88 to #83 - allcontent (09/20/2013) [-]
k
#31 - sanguinesolitude (09/18/2013) [-]
150 or less
150 or less
User avatar #26 - iizsimon (09/18/2013) [-]
id like to have a few angels trumpet plants. if you know what I mean.
User avatar #1 - ragingspacepanda (09/18/2013) [-]
why do we not use bamboo for everything? it would be so much better
User avatar #42 to #1 - idoliam ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Comment #15
#2 to #1 - John Cena (09/18/2013) [-]
you just answered your own question... certain powerful people would lose profit
User avatar #27 to #2 - rbpwn (09/18/2013) [-]
Because it's TOTALLY easier and cheaper to produce a larger amount of materials, instead of just using a plant that can grow over 3 feet in a single day

Because companies that don't adapt/use new, better technology are ALWAYS the dominant ones and they have a international assassins league that the Cave Rat told me through radio signals in my teeth
#4 to #2 - John Cena (09/18/2013) [-]
LOL. Here is your tinfoil hat, sir, you dropped it when you lost your ******* mind.
#5 to #4 - slowstuff (09/18/2013) [-]
Here are your blinders, please ignore the man behind the curtain...
#8 to #5 - John Cena (09/18/2013) [-]
Here is your edgy comment back, sir, it lost all importance when you tried to defend a lunatic.
#10 to #8 - slowstuff (09/18/2013) [-]
There is no conspiracy or lunacy in companies spending money to maintain the status quo, trying to deter use of competing products, or lobbying for proposals that favor them. It is a reality of the business world, and to say otherwise is to be blind.
#40 to #10 - John Cena (09/18/2013) [-]
omg you better not let Big Paper see all this **** , they will have the men in toilet paper make you disappear.
#74 - jacktherabbitwhite (09/19/2013) [-]
Could you hand me the sauce on the angels trumpet? For reasons.
#53 - hopskotch (09/19/2013) [-]
>Bamboo can grow up to 3 feet per day

>3 feet per DAY

>What the actual ****

<And then there's THIS asshole
User avatar #71 to #53 - agrofenlas (09/19/2013) [-]
That, is a money tree. It is suppose to bring good fortune, not grow three feet in a day.
User avatar #90 to #71 - allcontent (09/20/2013) [-]
wrong. its a cane family plant. its more related to sugar cane than any bamboo.
User avatar #93 to #90 - agrofenlas (09/20/2013) [-]
I never said it was related. I said it was a money tree.
User avatar #94 to #93 - allcontent (09/20/2013) [-]
its not a tree.
User avatar #95 to #94 - agrofenlas (09/22/2013) [-]
I never said it was a tree, that's its common name.
User avatar #89 to #53 - allcontent (09/20/2013) [-]
Thats actually not bamboo. Its a cane plant. More closely related to sugar cane than bamboo.
User avatar #67 to #53 - Shitthatscrazy (09/19/2013) [-]
thats a funny looking asshole you got. you should probably get that checked out
#98 - deadlove **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
very good , i love mother nature lol
User avatar #96 - afrodemon (10/01/2013) [-]
anyone else who feels a need to hit a grenade fruite with a baseball bat?
User avatar #97 to #96 - allcontent (10/02/2013) [-]
mmmm face shrapnel
User avatar #78 - lordreginald (09/19/2013) [-]
I want an Angel Trumpet. :o
User avatar #75 - kangaroorat (09/19/2013) [-]
"Hm. This smells exactly like decaying flesh."
#64 - greycommotion (09/19/2013) [-]
A grenade fruit. The concept alone is terrifying.
A grenade fruit. The concept alone is terrifying.
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