Morbid for parkour athletes. We hate that .. >Be parkouring in mall > Paul Blart rentacop comes up >"Ya best knock it off now ya hear boy!" in thick southern accent > .gif >Vault o red fucking bull
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#1 - listenherebitch (07/30/2012) [-]
>Be parkouring in mall
> ******** Paul Blart rentacop comes up
>"Ya best knock it off now ya hear boy!" in thick southern accent
> ************ .gif
>Vault over a railing, run for it
>Paul Blart calls for back up
>About 5 rentacops on segways chasing me around
>Go downstairs
>They have to take elevators, because of morbid obesity and segways
>Smoothcriminal.jpg
>Nobody ever caught me
>Mall cops sometimes look at me suspiciously at mall
>And not a **** was given that day
#2 - Ken M (02/04/2013) [-]
Actually sand is really nice for flipping into, but, whatevs.
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