Bluffing when I'm out of counters in MTG. When I'm out of counterspells while playing Magic and I don't want them to know. True story.. bluffing like Senior Chang in magic the gather
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Bluffing when I'm out of counters in MTG

When I'm out of counterspells while playing Magic and I don't want them to know.
True story.

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#4 - hongkong (10/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#78 - Ulmer (10/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I call my blue deck "mother may I?"

Because my opponent casts a spell and asks "mother may I?"

And my counters say "no."
#7 - crycamellia (10/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
mfw someone plays grixis control
mfw someone plays grixis control
User avatar #48 - retardedboss ONLINE (10/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**** BLUE DECKS! All blue cards are basically "hmm how big of a dick can I be today?".
User avatar #16 - itrinx (10/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What is MTG ?
User avatar #18 to #17 - itrinx (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm such a retard for not knowing that since i bought some boosters yesterday.

SAPROBIONITES ERRYWHERE
#104 - mightypen (10/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
PLANECHASE MASTER RACE!
User avatar #106 to #104 - adolphhipster (10/23/2013) [-]
For when you want the game to not rely on skill, great cards, or smart plays but on pure luck.
#99 - skyggen (10/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That moment when you see the hope vain from your opponent's eyes
#42 - ZalgotheImminent (10/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I mainly run an Esper Artifact deck. Every card in that deck is an artifact or a land except for Identity Crisis, Blood Baron of Vizkopa, Infinite Reflection, Sanguine Bond, Shadow Slice, and I think I have a Mind Funeral in there.

My friends don't like that deck due to its premise being "Be unblockable, stay unblockable, and gain life while doing it."

3 Glassdust Hulks, 3 Ethercaste Knights, 2 Whispersilk Cloaks, and Venser's Journal. No planeswalkers in there yet, but if I had to put one in there, it'd either be Karn or Tezzeret. More likely Tezzeret because I really like his effects. I mean, yeah, Karn'll give me pretty much everything my opponent controls, but I doubt I'd be able to get him up to the number of Loyalty counters required to do that very quickly. Plus, look at how sexy that Tezzeret is.
User avatar #85 - nommonsterbaa ONLINE (10/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I have a friend with an elf dick, he gets 50 1/1 elfs on the field quickly, and eventually we cap him at 1000 1/1 elfs, and he gains 1-2 life each turn for each elf he has. We cap him at 1000 life, he's lost maybe twice
User avatar #87 to #85 - ThpiderMan (10/23/2013) [-]
I have a very simular elves deck, It's pretty damn mean. It's probably my 4th best deck, my first being my angels, which revolves around life-gain effects, my 2nd being my gorgons return-from-the-grave deck, which I only just recently made because of the awesome new gorgons in Theros, and my 3rd being my unblockable ninja deck. I have 14 decks, all of them pretty powerful.

It's funny, since I was about 10 I bought magic cards all the time, just because I thought they looked awesome, and then a few years ago when I went to college and everyone was playing I got really into designing intricate decks. I only have 3 mono-color decks, the elves (green) snakes (green) and my monoblack which is just cruel. I've got two Lillianas in it, the one that gets you an emblem to basically quadruple black mana, and I've done consume spirit for 80 direct damage to a player and healed myself 80 at the same time.

I really wish there were more people to play magic with around here, I live in ************* nowhere wisconsin, and I get together with a friend of mine about once a week to play, but he always has to use one of my decks because even my weakest deck is too much for his strongest.
#128 - gewehr (10/23/2013) [-]
Mfw almost everyone on Funnyjunk seems to be a complete noob at magic... back to /r/magictcg
Mfw almost everyone on Funnyjunk seems to be a complete noob at magic... back to /r/magictcg
#108 - legitlolz (10/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Mfw every mtg player that has posted a decklist on Funnyjunk sucks massive balls.
> Losing to Stormtide Leviathan. (Oh god why?)
> Playing Mono White Angels. (Oh God, Why?)
> 90+ card decks. (OH GOD, WHY?)
#88 - ThpiderMan (10/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW tons of cards and decks to play with but no one to play with.
MFW tons of cards and decks to play with but no one to play with.
User avatar #67 - warrenzthehero (10/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I recently made a monoblack Standard deck out of Theros and M14 cards and I gotta say, it's one of my best yet. Which is strange, because Black is not my color. I'm primarily a blue/white control or a green stompy, but this black control works really well.
4x Agent of the Fates
2x Whip of Erebos
4x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
2x Sanguine Bond
1x Erebos.
That's all I really need.
#74 to #67 - kentthebest (10/23/2013) [-]
**kentthebest rolled a random image posted in comment #107718 at Brony board ** im making a r/b control burn elementals would recommend
User avatar #36 - biograde (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Think for a moment... hm should I counter that? Nah go ahead

on a side note, who else is excited for the Commander 2013 set!!!
User avatar #25 - koga (10/22/2013) [+] (10 replies)
i play green
and when i play the card "incoming"
all the people i play with fold
i ****** love this card
.....i hope someone knows what card im talking about.
#21 - tweetieh (10/22/2013) [+] (12 replies)
ironically enough, i'm actually striving to get work from Wizards as one of the illustrators for MTG xD
User avatar #134 to #133 - savirleo (10/23/2013) [-]
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goddamnit
User avatar #15 - splinfinity (10/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I've got a friend who has one deck (we all play casual, so no banlist). I swear, he's got upside of 20-25 responses, whether counters, controls, or lockdowns. It is exceedingly frustrating... And then he plays Stormtide Leviathan and auto-wins.
User avatar #38 to #37 - adolphhipster (10/22/2013) [-]
Dash Hopes BB
Instant
When you cast Dash Hopes, any player may pay 5 life. If a player does, counter Dash Hopes.
Counter target spell.
User avatar #120 - nittsurri (10/23/2013) [-]
I've played MTG for awhile. I'm not ashamed to say that I'm terrible at it. Link = My best deck:

User avatar #113 - SirWinkler (10/23/2013) [-]
all hail Memnarch
#41 - flufzor (10/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I play flavor. Every combo that you can put a ******** story on, is a good combo.
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