Doom of Civilization. This is why we haven't gone to Mars.. try PM A MATH TEACHER. I ," caulk;. Minimum wage in the U.S. averages about 7.75$/hr. With a standard 40 hr work weak working 52 weaks a year that turns out to be 16,120$/yr for minimum wage. Only math Money wages teachers
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Doom of Civilization

This is why we haven't gone to Mars.

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Submitted: 05/22/2013
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#15 - dehymenator (05/22/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Minimum wage in the U.S. averages about 7.75$/hr.  With a standard 40 hr work weak working 52 weaks a year that turns out to be 16,120$/yr for minimum wage.  Only missouri and idaho have starting average anual salaries less than 30,000 yr.  And the actual average salary of teachers in the the U.S. is inbetween 50 and 55 thousand a year.  Keep in mind these people also have health and dental taken care of by the government so theres several thousands in savings that they get a year as well.   Not to mension having most of the summer off every year and basically the best job security in the nation once you actually get a teaching job.  Teachers have it pretty good in the U.S. asshole.
Minimum wage in the U.S. averages about 7.75$/hr. With a standard 40 hr work weak working 52 weaks a year that turns out to be 16,120$/yr for minimum wage. Only missouri and idaho have starting average anual salaries less than 30,000 yr. And the actual average salary of teachers in the the U.S. is inbetween 50 and 55 thousand a year. Keep in mind these people also have health and dental taken care of by the government so theres several thousands in savings that they get a year as well. Not to mension having most of the summer off every year and basically the best job security in the nation once you actually get a teaching job. Teachers have it pretty good in the U.S. asshole.
User avatar #45 - brettd (05/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Most teachers are **** at their job.
User avatar #1 - dabronydude (05/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
this but with sports...
#51 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Give teachers a flat salary of 30k them give them bonuses for churning out good grades, you can't honestly say that some asshole with a 60% fail rate deserves more or even the same as someone with 90% passing.
#55 to #51 - angelusprimus (05/23/2013) [-]
Congratulations.
You just created a generation of morons.
If you teach for the standardized test, you get kids who don't understand **** , kill of creativity and ability to improvise.
Its brilliant plans like this that got us in this craphole in the first place.
User avatar #4 - deadlove **User deleted account** (05/22/2013) [-]
this is partly due to who pays for each. public funds pay for teachers and private companies (sometimes multi-national companies) and the government can't decide on which is more important atm... so that does't help.
#78 - newtoast (05/23/2013) [-]
This comic is suggesting that either the government is paying for soda adds, or soda advertisers are paying teachers.

#74 - sxxxxxxx (05/23/2013) [-]
Most teachers suck anyway. And I don't know what you're talking about, because teaching is a great job with lots of benefits.
User avatar #85 - eatingmachine (05/23/2013) [-]
Teachers aren't hired to meet any sort of "bottom line". The education system does not run for profits. To pay teachers more, the government requires a larger budget which has to come from somewhere, this 'somewhere' is typically your pockets.

The advertisement industry, however, makes bank and sells **** with the intention of making oodles of money. So paying some model to advertise soda in the hopes it will increase sales is business.

Don't make this a question of who deserves more money. That's a question everyone knows the answer to.
#56 - lolerbot (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You know FJs being serious when theres more text than pictures in the comments.
You know FJs being serious when theres more text than pictures in the comments.
#3 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I live in cali, and the teachers around here make much more than minimum wage.
User avatar #9 to #3 - springbok (05/22/2013) [-]
You live everywhere! As well as being every race, religion and nationality!
User avatar #43 - SgtObvious (05/22/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Teachers don't work for 3 months of the year. After 3 years they can get tenure and make over $70,000 a year. In fact, I know a ****** Latin teacher in my school that's 27 or 28 and makes in the $80,000s. A teacher that works for like 20-30 years can make six figures. A principle usually makes six figures or close to it off the bat. Teachers are ******* overpaid crybabies (at least where I live in NJ).
User avatar #58 to #52 - mylazy (05/23/2013) [-]
The majority of teachers use the same plans year after year. I have seen teachers give us notes to copy that they made 15 years ago. I have seen other teachers that don't have a lesson plan, but rather a bunch of notes/competitions saved on his computer that he puts up in the order that they were made each day. And the plans that they do have, most teachers make during a free period they have each day, not during the summer so.....

And as far as teachers wages, they aren't really all that close to minimum wage. My mother makes minimum wage and it totals about $10,000 a year all together. Their are only two forms of teachers that don't make over 30,000 a year on average and those are teachers aides and daycare teachers (Found at the site listed below). In fact most teachers earn an average of around a $50,000 pay check per year. Not quite as low as minimum wage. I will grant you though that it is a lot less then most people with the same type of degree in different fields will make, but also keep in mind that this is only an average so there will be people that make more and people that make less than this.

http://www1.salary.com/Teacher-salary.html

tl;dr Teachers don't really use that much time on lesson plans and get paid more than minimum wage, but less than they should be all together.
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#23 - snickerbones (05/22/2013) [-]
Looks like this guy from Shark Tank
#12 - dakkenly (05/22/2013) [-]
# of teachers vs. high paid models
User avatar #88 - lulchux (05/23/2013) [-]
Teachers are hired as part of a union (Usually) and it is the Taxes that go to pay them and the staff. It's not the President or any other leading form of power that pays for Sexually Induced advertisement. The leading form of power and the Tax payers pay the Staff and teachers not some Company. So, if you just so happen to have a great figure and a great pair of TNA then go into Advertisement or Modeling. If you are looking at being a teacher then be a teacher. Unless you are in a private system where the teachers are paid more and they are not unionized (I ******* hate unions). But you can't complain when someone gets paid more for doing less **** , it's how the world works.
User avatar #87 - LocoJoe (05/23/2013) [-]
Close to minimum wage? The **** you talking about? They make $40K at least and get 3 months of vacation.
#82 - unoriginalaccount (05/23/2013) [-]
Implying the same person who makes soda ads also pays the teachers.
Minimum wage will get you 13k a year in Florida.
Teachers easily make around 50-60k depending on how long they've been teachers.
Ads and commercials pay more because it's not government funded, it's privatized.
Only a dumb ass thinks this comic is logical.
#10 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Well if people have a problem with people they decide are unworthy of the money then stop buying the stuff they advertise and if you want teachers and public servants to make more then put the money you would spend on the products and donate and pay more tax (i dont know how you can do the latter though) its fairly simple
User avatar #8 - ctenop (05/22/2013) [-]
Teachers turn over no profit, and are actually a loss (in the short run). A model for advertising is guessed to pull in a large profit. A company with more money and higher profits etc, will be able to pay their workforce higher. What you do means **** all, it's who you work for. How do people not understand. I.e. "Pay soldiers more, footballers get payed too much", do they not understand that they cannot afford to pay soldiers £100,000's, but the football industry is worth enough pay footballers loads, if you don't like it, work somewhere else?
User avatar #2 - ineptinevitability (05/22/2013) [-]
Hey, they're only gunna give what people want. People want tits and ass. There's more financial value. People wanting stupid **** is why civilization has been doomed since the dawn of its existence. If one rich guy doesn't do it, some entrepreneur will. Don't blame the employer.
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