why i carry. . My girlfriend asked me last night why I carry my gun around the house, what am I afraid of? I looked her straight in the eye and said, "The Decep
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why i carry

My girlfriend asked me last
night why I carry my gun around
the house, what am I afraid of?
I looked her straight in the eye
and said, "The *************
Decepticons." She laughed, I
laughed, the toaster laughed, I
shot the toaster, it was a good
time.
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User avatar #2 - charagrin ONLINE (06/25/2014) [+] (23 replies)
Except that every form of Transformers media in the history of ever has shown that a human weapon is as useful against a transformer as a dentist drill is against a mountain.
#8 to #2 - citruslord (06/26/2014) [-]
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#17 - zerith (06/26/2014) [+] (8 replies)
GIVE ME THUMBS!
GIVE ME THUMBS!
User avatar #18 to #17 - luddethebunny (06/26/2014) [-]
nooooo
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#15 - sekundab has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#14 - springbok (06/26/2014) [-]
I will easily blend into your human society
#16 - metajunky (06/26/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Now's my chance

Grimlock is the best transformer
#28 - chaosmaxis (06/26/2014) [-]
Tumblr.
#38 - thesilentwindow (06/26/2014) [-]
hfw shooting the toaster
hfw shooting the toaster
#59 - xxazeritsxx (06/26/2014) [-]
HFW toaster laughs.
User avatar #41 - gaydolph (06/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this is the most reposted joke in all of repostia.
User avatar #55 - frenulum (06/26/2014) [-]
>inb4 stan smith shooting a toaster gif
#43 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
He must be stoned as **** . Thinking he got a girlfriend.
User avatar #40 - foamytesquirrel (06/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
You're an idiot who clearly made this up. We all know that transformers don't exist.
#1 - shallowandpedantic (06/25/2014) [-]
**shallowandpedantic rolled image** Tv's face when
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