why i carry. . My girlfriend asked me last night why I carry my gun around the house, what am I afraid of? I looked her straight in the eye and said, "The mothe why i carry My girlfriend asked me last night I my gun around the house what am afraid of? looked her straight in eye and said "The mothe
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why i carry

My girlfriend asked me last
night why I carry my gun around
the house, what am I afraid of?
I looked her straight in the eye
and said, "The motherfucking
Decepticons." She laughed, I
laughed, the toaster laughed, I
shot the toaster, it was a good
time.
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Views: 33011 Submitted: 06/25/2014