The Fable of The Happy Pilot. Not really guns, but this seemed the most fitting channel.. The Fable Of The Happy Pilot upon a time. a pilot asked a beautiful pr

The Fable of The Happy Pilot

Not really guns, but this seemed the most fitting channel.

The Fable Of The Happy Pilot
upon a time. a pilot asked a beautiful priestess, "Will you marry me'?"
The princess said, "No!"
and the pilot lived happily ever after and flaw fighters an over the world and drove hot
ears and chased skinny flight attendants and hunted and
fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank
German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard hitching and
never paid amid support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate am leftovers.
potato ships and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he
was at work and all his friends and family thought he was thuggin' soot.
And he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up,
The End
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Submitted: 12/18/2012
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User avatar #1 - reican (12/18/2012) [-]
Damn. The tale of a hero.
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