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#6 - xadakk (02/07/2013) [-]
This bad ass ran into combat with a motherfucking claymore, a bow , and a fucking bagpipe. Took nearly 20 Germans by himself after the rest of his squad...you know fucking died. When the Germans found him later on he was sitting in a shell hole playing the bagpipes. When he was shipped off to a POW camp he got bored and just walked out. He was of course captured again but he got bored again and you know...fucking walked out again. Ladies and gentlemen...Jack fucking Churchill.
User avatar #97 to #6 - JoshBauer (02/08/2013) [-]
Yes, you read Cracked, we all saw it too.
#93 to #6 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
I like this thread.
User avatar #90 to #6 - failtolawl ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
and he got all of his squad member's killed and should have been put on trial for it.
#51 to #6 - jordanthebored (02/07/2013) [-]
just read the wiki page on him, the guy was amazing
' In retirement, however, his eccentricity continued. He startled train conductors and passengers by throwing his attaché case out of the train window each day on the ride home. He later explained that he was tossing his case into his own back garden so he wouldn't have to carry it from the station.'
#24 to #6 - gisuar (02/07/2013) [-]
i prefer those stories of british and german soldiers celebrating christmas together in the middle of WWI
User avatar #64 to #24 - thestolensweetrole ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Yeah I always thought that was awesome. Ya know until they were all arrested.
User avatar #14 to #6 - NotAsWackoJacko (02/07/2013) [-]
And when the war ended he was disappointed and said " If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years"
#12 to #6 - anonymous (02/07/2013) [-]
He would the last time he was POW be executed, but a german division under Wichard von Alvensleben had protected the prisoners from the SS
User avatar #7 to #6 - lolwatthe ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
not to mention he captured the Germans one by one at night then marched them back to camp.
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