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#6 - xadakk (02/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)

This bad ass ran into combat with a motherfucking claymore, a bow , and a fucking bagpipe. Took nearly 20 Germans by himself after the rest of his squad...you know fucking died. When the Germans found him later on he was sitting in a shell hole playing the bagpipes. When he was shipped off to a POW camp he got bored and just walked out. He was of course captured again but he got bored again and you know...fucking walked out again. Ladies and gentlemen...Jack fucking Churchill.

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#14 to #6 - NotAsWackoJacko (02/07/2013) [-]

And when the war ended he was disappointed and said " If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years"

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#7 to #6 - lolwatthe (02/07/2013) [-]

not to mention he captured the Germans one by one at night then marched them back to camp.

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#24 to #6 - gisuar ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]

i prefer those stories of british and german soldiers celebrating christmas together in the middle of WWI

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#64 to #24 - thestolensweetrole (02/07/2013) [-]

Yeah I always thought that was awesome. Ya know until they were all arrested.

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#51 to #6 - jordanthebored (02/07/2013) [-]

just read the wiki page on him, the guy was amazing
' In retirement, however, his eccentricity continued. He startled train conductors and passengers by throwing his attaché case out of the train window each day on the ride home. He later explained that he was tossing his case into his own back garden so he wouldn't have to carry it from the station.'

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#93 to #6 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]

I like this thread.

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#12 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (02/07/2013) [-]

He would the last time he was POW be executed, but a german division under Wichard von Alvensleben had protected the prisoners from the SS

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#90 to #6 - failtolawl (02/08/2013) [-]

and he got all of his squad member's killed and should have been put on trial for it.

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#97 to #6 - JoshBauer (02/08/2013) [-]

Yes, you read Cracked, we all saw it too.

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#10 - savannahijack (02/07/2013) [-]

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#27 - nowitspersonal (02/07/2013) [-]

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#35 - darkjustifier (02/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)

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#50 to #35 - N. Korean citizen (02/07/2013) [-]

Fuck your ponies you cocksucking faggot!

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#52 to #50 - darkjustifier (02/07/2013) [-]

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#83 to #52 - ironhidethegreat (02/07/2013) [-]

I'm not a huge fan of ponies,but you're awesome.

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#61 to #52 - geofalke (02/07/2013) [-]

Aaaaaand Justie's back!!! XD

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#58 to #52 - someponynew (02/07/2013) [-]

Oh justifier... you never cease to amaze me...

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#59 to #58 - darkjustifier (02/07/2013) [-]

hmm?

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#60 to #59 - someponynew (02/07/2013) [-]

cool, calmheaded

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#77 to #60 - darkjustifier (02/07/2013) [-]

oh ol

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#22 - lordnerevar (02/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Oh neat, a war post

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#48 to #22 - mrnoodlez (02/07/2013) [-]

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#72 to #48 - lordnerevar (02/07/2013) [-]

Thank you for being the only person here who understands.

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#42 to #22 - thewitchking (02/07/2013) [-]

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#32 to #22 - piobaireachd (02/07/2013) [-]

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#38 - ibleedbmx (02/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)

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#62 to #38 - lookatmyhouseofwax ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]

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#98 to #62 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/08/2013) [-]

Spiderman thread!

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#49 - cptneckbeard (02/07/2013) [-]

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#9 - shards ONLINE (02/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)

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#31 to #9 - ftk (02/07/2013) [-]

whats even better is that the commissar would actually say that in Dawn of War 2, if you put him in a transport.

it made me lol

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#63 to #31 - deliciousdee ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]

If you upgrade a guardsmen squad with a special weapon one of them will say "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!"

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#5 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (02/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)

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#26 to #5 - bakuraandmarik (02/07/2013) [-]

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#16 to #5 - fapperdefap ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]

is this from the original or from brotherhood?

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#18 to #16 - N. Korean citizen (02/07/2013) [-]

Brotherhood. I don't remember anything abou Briggs happening in the original, actually.

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#21 to #18 - fapperdefap ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]

ok, i've just finished the first 4 episodes of brotherhood

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#81 to #21 - ayero (02/07/2013) [-]

Ah, enjoy it. Brotherhood was a lot better in my opinion.

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#75 - deathrinder (02/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)

Imperial Might all up in this bitch.

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#110 to #75 - savannahijack (02/08/2013) [-]

Humanity at its ~~worst~~ best

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#85 to #75 - warzon (02/07/2013) [-]

The real reason why aliens havent visited.

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#95 to #85 - holycrapimacupcake (02/08/2013) [-]

Dude if I was an alien I'd shit my pants if I landed here!

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#96 to #95 - warzon (02/08/2013) [-]

Id probley just leave.

And continue to make cropcircles to fuck with them.

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#102 to #75 - blackrookfiend (02/08/2013) [-]

Think you'll do any better than your friend Kryptman, ant?

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#101 - GeorgeBush (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)

FUUUCKA YOU DOLPHRIN. FUUUCKA YOU WHRALE!

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#105 to #101 - krome (02/08/2013) [-]

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#8 - hardekoning (02/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)

Bf: heroes anyone?

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#28 to #8 - Bradbull (02/07/2013) [-]

Don't you mean Pay To Win:The Game

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#47 to #28 - hardekoning (02/07/2013) [-]

Yeah heard it became a pay 2 win game.. That's a pity, it used to be loads of fun a couple of years ago.

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#20 to #8 - plainarcane (02/07/2013) [-]

That's exactly the first thing that came to mind for me.

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#11 - frenchfryy (02/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)

p-40 Warhawks, awesome beasts, they provided defense for China against the Japanese, those pilots, as we come to know them, are the Flying Tigers!

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#13 to #11 - N. Korean citizen (02/07/2013) [-]

No one cares.

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#17 to #13 - philliyoMLB (02/07/2013) [-]

...I care.

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#29 to #13 - Hreidmar (02/07/2013) [-]

I found it interesting.

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#36 to #13 - darkjustifier (02/07/2013) [-]

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#54 - konradkurze (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)

axis taxi service right here

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#66 to #54 - freespeech (02/07/2013) [-]

That's what I as thinking

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#1 - xtremecream (02/07/2013) [-]

hfw

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#43 - derpyhuman (02/07/2013) [-]

Battlefield Heroes?

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#23 - xoyv (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)

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#67 to #23 - bonkboy ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]

Pretty much the crude definition of Imperial Guard tactics.

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#106 - combatarms (02/08/2013) [-]

Oh Jack Churchill, you crazy.

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#87 - basham (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)

**basham rolled a random image posted in comment #171640 at Ponyville ** mfw

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#114 to #87 - levye (03/05/2013) [-]

**levye rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Spiderman, Spiderman ** MFW YFW

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#109 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]

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