Expanding the gun rap fixed. sorry for that picture up this is expanding the rap about guns no stupid comments they get deleted best raps get sticked leave pict
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Expanding the gun rap *fixed

sorry for that picture **** up
this is expanding the rap about guns
no stupid comments they get deleted
best raps get sticked
leave pictures of your guns

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Submitted: 10/01/2013
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#11 - kaisermike (10/01/2013) [-]
Guten tag kameraden
Get ready to start blasting
First in the world Ich nicht playing
You'll see helmets fly when my muzzle's flashing
Dropping Commies
Dropping Tommies
My son's a G3
Your's a .223
His Bro's an AK
My best friend is a Flak
Or which one is yours?
I can't distinguish all those different versions
Maybe put on some pants and walk over to Magpul's
Go hide behind the ACR and ask for help sessions
My Name is Sturm
Not "Sorry" Garand
My name is Gewehr
Jusr roar no bark
Eight kurz is for the grand
The number's 44 mein freund
Auf wiedersehen und gut nacht!
#16 - tlstheseen (10/17/2013) [-]
HOLD UP *************
IT''S ABOUT TO GET TROPICAL
BORN IN THE 50s
AND YOU KNOW I'M STILL TOPICAL
VIETNAM COULDN'T HANDLE ME
I KICK LIKE A MULE
AND I CRUSHED VIETCONG
AND THE PUNKS IN KABUL
I'LL PUT A HOLE IN YOUR DOOR
THAT'LL BLOW OFF YOUR FACE
MY DADDY'S A GARAND
BUT I AIN'T PINGIN IN THIS PLACE
THEY PUT A MAG ON ME AND CALLED ME ENHANCED BATTLE RIFLE
TAKE THAT M4, YOU'RE NUMBERS, WHAT A TRIFLE!
THE M16 ONLY STUCK AROUND CAUSE COLT HAD A DEAL
IF THEY KEPT ME AROUND, V-DAY IN NAM WOULD HAVE BEEN REAL
IT'S TIME TO LEARN SON,
NOT THE SPRAY AND PRAY
ONE SHOT THREE KILLS, THE MARINE WAY
IF YOU STAND AGAINST ME, THERE'S NO WAY TO WIN
SO SUCK MY GLORIOUS WOULD FINISH
AND THIS RAP IS FIN
#4 - trollofhalo (10/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hey, M240 here with a special T.V. offer!
Put down hundreds of bullets in your little Petty Officer!
Putting bodies down like it's $19.69!
They even use me on games, and make little kids cry!
I don't care what you do, I make 7.62 millimeter holes
Creating valleys in your chest like they're ************* bowls!
'Murica, bitch! Freedom's what makes you be Rushin'
But if you double cross me even once, remember:
"No Russian."
#5 - doubledisme (10/01/2013) [-]
Im the M4A1
get ready for an invasion of a middle east nation
this gun exceeds your expectations
you think I jam?
you're in for a surprise
my gun is pointed right at your eyes
BAM!
I make sure the Taliban dies
my shot groups are tighter than an ant's ass
my bullets go fast
max range 500 meters
I got picatinny rails for those cool features
im used by the USA, british SAS , and Israel to name a few
I go pew pew
put bad guys in there graves
flush'em out of their caves
I'll tear your organs in three pieces
your causality rate increases
because you know what happens when you mess with the best
YOU DIE LIKE THE REST!
#2 - doubledisme (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
its me the IMI galil
the rifle from israel
in service since 1972
do nothing but protect jews
I have nothing to fear from you
I killed PLO and Syrians at the same time
guess what? victory was mine!
I eat twigs and sand like the AK can
but I can actually hit my target
so I can protect my house wife, Margret!
#13 - liquidz (10/02/2013) [-]
Glorious AK is Glorious!
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#3 - improbablyyourdad (10/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Tec-9"

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