AK vs AR vs Mosin. I thought it was funny anyway.. Written by Head of the old , com, also known as "Ezra Coli" on the vermin message boards. Stuff' you know if
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AK vs AR vs Mosin

I thought it was funny anyway.

Written by Head of the old , com, also known as "Ezra Coli" on the vermin message boards.
Stuff' you know if you
h t ant
You have per mains special
synthetic
infused oil for openning.
Cheap mags are Rm to buy. Cheap mags melt.
You safety out be heard You on silently flip " the safety
away. with your finger on the trigger.
Your nifle comes with a cheap Youtr rifle has a. 9 point stealth .
mi; yo m a goo mm Esau; Ste}; hula. y ll p Your bayonet is longer than your g.
You can knock down everyone elem
target just from the shock wave of
your bullet going downrating,
It works though you have never
cleaned it, Ever.
You out put a BO" hole through 12" You can put one hole in a paper
of oak, if you on hit it, target at with 30 rounds.
When out of ammo, your rifle will When out of ammo, your rifle H out of , your rifle makes a
pass as a oiih. makes a great whiffs bat,
supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent
pole, or Linwood.
Your sight adjustment goes to 'IO', Your sight adjustment is
and you’ never bothered moving incremented in fractions of minute
it. of andl e.
Your rifle can be used by any two Your rifle is used by elite fumes
bit nation' s most illiterate worldwide to fight two bit nations
to fight elite taros worldwide. most illiterate conscripts.
Your rifle won the mid war. Your rifle won a pole vault event.
You paid . You paid , You paid . 95.
You lovingly reload precision You dig your ammo out of is ' s
You buy cheap ammo by tbe case, mm rounds one by one. field in Ukraine and it works just fine.
You on bayonet your the on the other
You can inf midis your foe with Your foes laugh when you mount id fthe . ith ,
Your sight adjustment goes to 12
miles and you' actually tried it,
Your rifle has fought against itself and
won every time,
Service life, so years. | Service we so years. Service Life, no years.
You can change emu dge sizes lhu hell??? no teat Pt?. would dare
Its easier to buy a new rifle when risk the minds of his friends by
with the push of a maple of pins suggesting there is anything but
you want to change cartridge sizes.
and a new upper, 7. ,
...
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#15 - onlyzero (03/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I will just leave this comment on urban cambat with a bolt action (if memory serves), riffel...
#20 to #19 - onlyzero (04/08/2013) [-]
That unit won WW2 and the internet... 70 years of being awsome..

Heres to 70 more..
#1 - solarisofcelestia (12/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
AK you mean like the gun? AK-47?
#13 - natteulven (02/14/2013) [-]
No such thing as cheap ammo and cheap mags for AKs anymore.....

Pic related...She's starving....
User avatar #8 - chiefrunnyjeans (12/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I love my mosin! It's a 1943 model and it has real markings that designate it as a sniper. With any cheap surplus 147 grain steel core ammo I get 1/2 moa with iron sights! I can put a bullet through the same hole at 50 yards! Of course I also have a mini 14 w/ 40rd mag and a mini 30 with 30rd mag to complement it in case a herd of deer looks at me wrong or some wise guy decides to kick down my door at 1am. My mosin is the most reliable though.
User avatar #14 - mrfourtysevenman (02/27/2013) [-]
its shorter to just call the ak-47 a kalishnikov
User avatar #7 - biggrand (12/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
$350 for an AK = WASR = pretty good chance it wont last long, they've even been known to blow up in peoples faces on their first few shots
#4 - xsveyx (12/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Actually there is a safety on a Mosin,pull the tail end of the bolt back and twist it to the left.
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