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13 Rules of Gunfighting

CJ Grisham

These Are The 13 Rules Of Gunfighting Everyone
Should Know
1) Guns have only two enemies: rust and phoneticians.
In It' s always better be judged by 12 than carried by tr.
S) Chops carry guns pretend themselves: net you.
4) Never let someone er something that threatens yen get inside arm' s
length.
5) Never say "I' get a gonf" If yen need use deadly f arce: the first
seend they hear sheild be the safety clicking eff.
6) The average Dispense time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response
time efa is 1400 feet per second.
7) The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if
necessary- r - ' I
8) Make yew attacker advance threeoh a wall of bullets _ _ _Teu may get killed with your own gun, but
he' ll have beat yen death with it, cause it' ll be empty.
9) If in a gun fight;
If net sheeting: yen sheild be leading.
If net leading: yen sheild be miving.
If net sheeting: miving er leading: probably dead.
IO) In a life and death situation, samething_ _ _It may be wrong, but samething!
l 1) If yen carry a gun, peeple call yen paranoid. New ewe! If yen have a gun, what yen have ta be
paranoid ab out?
12) You can say ‘step’ er 'alto' er any other werd: but a large here muzzle painted at ' s head is
pretty much a universal language.
13) Ten cannot save the planet, but yen may be able save yews elf and yew family.
Peace is that brief glorious moment in histery when everybady stands around railroading," - Themes
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#1 - lafuriaroja ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (14 replies)
This might be the trashiest thing I've ever read.
This might be the trashiest thing I've ever read.
#5 - draxdiesel ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - imofcnotharveydent (08/01/2013) [+] (10 replies)
To bad you don't live in a glorious country like mine where guns aren't necessary to keep safe
User avatar #40 - bokkos (08/01/2013) [+] (29 replies)
Owning a weapon is fine. Owning a weapon with this kind of attitude is insane.
#21 - blakhawk (08/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The CDC has determined that owning a gun makes you more likely to die a gun-related death.
#119 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
An armed society is a polite society.
User avatar #70 - willindor (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Could someone please explain me what's so great about guns?
User avatar #72 to #70 - dieselthedragon (08/01/2013) [-]
Nobody on here is qualified to answer that. I however will try.

For one, they are fun to shoot. Another, they are fantastic self defence. They are not toys, nor are they to show off and be like 'come at me I have a gun' They are things made to kill, and they do it very well. Some people use them for hunting and sport (Rifles/shotguns) and some for just defence. (Handguns/shotguns.) Some have them, because they collect them.

Never should you have a gun because you 'want one.' That is the wrong reason to have one.
#92 - chancevance (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm a Texan so my opinion may be heavily biased, but here goes.   
   
1. Guns can't kill someone by themselves, people kill people.   
2. Guns are meant FOR killing, or to STOP killing, it's your decision.   
3. Children must be taught to respect guns if they're brought up around any.   
4. Yes they're fun but as a wise old man once said with great power comes great responsibility.   
5.Having a gun more often than not will not influence you getting into a situation, but can ALWAYS influence you getting out of one.   
Extra. ALCOHOL AND GUNS ARE NOT FRIENDS!(I needed a reason to post this .gif)
I'm a Texan so my opinion may be heavily biased, but here goes.

1. Guns can't kill someone by themselves, people kill people.
2. Guns are meant FOR killing, or to STOP killing, it's your decision.
3. Children must be taught to respect guns if they're brought up around any.
4. Yes they're fun but as a wise old man once said with great power comes great responsibility.
5.Having a gun more often than not will not influence you getting into a situation, but can ALWAYS influence you getting out of one.
Extra. ALCOHOL AND GUNS ARE NOT FRIENDS!(I needed a reason to post this .gif)
User avatar #157 - Milvath (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Liberal ideology

>hur dur, if you don't support gay marriage don't get married with your same sex

>hur dur, I don't like weapons, nobody should have them either
User avatar #10 - mattseven (08/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I don't like guns. Things that were invented to take lives away aren't exactly my thing.
User avatar #15 to #10 - sketchE (08/01/2013) [-]
yo dont liek yoyos?
User avatar #134 - daniboyi (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
14:
Do not bring a knife to a gunfight.
User avatar #118 - cowinspace (08/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
1) Poor trigger discipline, Poor education (both overall and specifically weapons based)
2) That depends on your principles
3) Police are unarmed where I live (Batons and CS spray are the most they will carry)
4) That depends on your situation
5) Warning is the difference between ****** and self-defense (Not issuing a warning can be used to show premeditation)
6) That's a retarded argument
7) How about not getting into one in the first place?
8) RL isn't hollywood, one well aimed shot is worth far more than spray and pray
9) Not much to say here
10) A calm, measured action will do more for you than flailing like an idiot
11) Well done, you pretty much proved you;re paranoid (saying you have nothing to be paranoid about impies that, without the gun, there is something that you are paranoid about)
#125 to #118 - quesocnkane (08/02/2013) [-]
1. Being retarded make you your own enemy, not the gun's.   
2. Not if you want to live.   
3. Well 						****					 that, where you live automatically sounds 						******					.   
4. At what point would you want a potential problem close to you in comparison to 5m away?   
5. Safety off -> verbal warning -> decide fate.... Don't give them a chance to make the choice for you.   
6. I think you're the retarded one. I'd rather let my 9mm tell them off right now rather than an officer 23 minutes later.   
7. How about not getting caught in an Earthquake? Or how about all these sluts stop claiming rape? They just keep getting dick caught in their huge 						*******					... Sometimes 						****					 be out of your control bro.   
8. Tell me right now you can draw, pull the slide, click the safety off, and line it up in under .6 seconds. The answer is no.   
9. Because he is right, yet again. This applies in real life, and in Halo. Scrub.   
10. Have you EVER been shot at? Have you ever had so much adrenaline pumping you can feel heat behind your eyes and you can audibly hear your heartbeat? You haven't.   
11. That is circular logic... I don't even feel like explaining the flaws with what you said.   
12. This guy nailed that on the head. I don't care what you speak, if you're in my home and threaten me, my puppy dog, or anyone in my family, I won't try to speak your language. A gunshot sounds the same in ever language.   
13. He's right, YET AGAIN. You might not be able to save all the beached starfish, but you damn sure can make a difference for one of them.   
   
[  ] Not owned   
[X] Owned   
[  ] Not told   
[X] Told   
[X] 						*******					 Told   
[X] Told like a bitch
1. Being retarded make you your own enemy, not the gun's.
2. Not if you want to live.
3. Well **** that, where you live automatically sounds ****** .
4. At what point would you want a potential problem close to you in comparison to 5m away?
5. Safety off -> verbal warning -> decide fate.... Don't give them a chance to make the choice for you.
6. I think you're the retarded one. I'd rather let my 9mm tell them off right now rather than an officer 23 minutes later.
7. How about not getting caught in an Earthquake? Or how about all these sluts stop claiming rape? They just keep getting dick caught in their huge ******* ... Sometimes **** be out of your control bro.
8. Tell me right now you can draw, pull the slide, click the safety off, and line it up in under .6 seconds. The answer is no.
9. Because he is right, yet again. This applies in real life, and in Halo. Scrub.
10. Have you EVER been shot at? Have you ever had so much adrenaline pumping you can feel heat behind your eyes and you can audibly hear your heartbeat? You haven't.
11. That is circular logic... I don't even feel like explaining the flaws with what you said.
12. This guy nailed that on the head. I don't care what you speak, if you're in my home and threaten me, my puppy dog, or anyone in my family, I won't try to speak your language. A gunshot sounds the same in ever language.
13. He's right, YET AGAIN. You might not be able to save all the beached starfish, but you damn sure can make a difference for one of them.

[ ] Not owned
[X] Owned
[ ] Not told
[X] Told
[X] ******* Told
[X] Told like a bitch
#19 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Have fun when your kids shots a friend or himself with all the weapons you stockpile
User avatar #27 to #19 - lifeofliam (08/01/2013) [-]
yeah, thing is if you are a ****** parent that **** will happen but if you teach your kid how to handle guns the right way it wont. i grew up around guns none of them were locked up many of them were always loaded, i never shot anyone and neither did my sister, and neither did any of my friends who were raised in the same type of environment.
User avatar #123 - gjtz (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There are quite a few liberals in these comments.
#39 - worldofwarcraftdog ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
god i love this country
#86 to #52 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
are you really getting mad just because he said "god", you can really tell apart the virgin neckbeard fags on the internet
#202 - jonnyourmaster (09/13/2013) [-]
hope i never have to use it but i keep it in case i do.
User avatar #149 - srskate (08/02/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I'm bored so here is my stab at it.
1.) not worth addressing.
2.) I'd rather die than shoot an innocent person.
3.) Cops exist to protect the innocent. Any officer of the law who fails in this duty is not a cop.
4.) This honestly is a good rule.
5.) Why shoot someone if you can scare them?
6.) feet per second isn't a measurement of time.
7.) The first rule of a gunfight is avoid a gunfight.
skip some
10.) something can cause the death of others, while nothing can as well
11.) People taking your guns away.
12.) universal for "violent"
13.) not unless you are CAPTAIIIIINNNNN PLANET!
User avatar #196 to #162 - ScottishMinor (08/06/2013) [-]
If someone has the intention to harm me I don't find them very innocent.
User avatar #131 - nervaaurelius (08/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
As much as I support the right to bear arms we have to remember that the gun was invented to kill.
User avatar #155 to #131 - Crusader ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
No No No
Guns don't kill.
The excessive blood loss and sudden system shock will kill you.
The Bullet just helps it along.
#101 - thisotherdude (08/02/2013) [-]
And then there's Canada, where there are no self defense laws because apparently not letting someone kill you is illegal. Seriously, it's kind of 						****					 over here, take this one example of a guy who was having his house molotov's by a bunch of dudes in ski masks. Dude did what any rational human being would do, ran upstairs, got his (completely legally owned) pistol out of the safe, and ran back down to start firing shots off at the 						*******					. What happens next? He spends years on trial because he shot at guys who were throwing molotov's at his house!    
   
American's let me tell you, honour your castle laws and self defense laws, never take that 						****					 for granted.
And then there's Canada, where there are no self defense laws because apparently not letting someone kill you is illegal. Seriously, it's kind of **** over here, take this one example of a guy who was having his house molotov's by a bunch of dudes in ski masks. Dude did what any rational human being would do, ran upstairs, got his (completely legally owned) pistol out of the safe, and ran back down to start firing shots off at the ******* . What happens next? He spends years on trial because he shot at guys who were throwing molotov's at his house!

American's let me tell you, honour your castle laws and self defense laws, never take that **** for granted.
#87 - kaboozle123 ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i own a gun for one reason, because the people in power have guns. now i'm not some paranoid **** who thinks that any second we're gonna be thrown into a police state or attacked or whatever.

however if that day does come at some point i want to be prepared for it. just like a have an emergency kit if there's an earthquake i have a gun and some knowledge of pyrotechnics just incase the government goes crazy or someone tries to hurt me. having a gun is fine as long as you're disciplined.

alot of **** this guy was saying was pretty trashy though and seems like it invites violence. gun fighting is simple.

1.) if you are ever in need to take someone's life with a firearm they shouldn't even know you're there. no announcing why you're doing it or giving a battle cry (battle cries are for close quarters combat).

2.) if a gun is pulled on you be smart about it and wait to pull you're gun until you have an opportune moment

3.) never point you're gun at something or someone you don't intend to kill, basic gun safety.

4.) never illegally carry or own a gun, if there is law then you will want to be protected by it, if there is not then you don't want a reason for the law enforcement to be ******* with you

5.) if you do happen to end up in a firefight, win at any cost, he was right about that one. cheat, lie, do whatever you can to get the upper hand on you're opponent, this is life and death situations and honor doesn't mean dick if you're dead.

6.) make sure you're disciplined and have a complete knowledge of you're firearm. an itchy trigger finger will get you and other people whom you don't intend to kill dead. you want to practice with what you have in any form of combat and master it to the best of you're ability. a master of a slingshot is more battle ready than a novice with a machine gun
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