Brewing mead in school

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Brewing Mead in school

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you'll need:

1. a water bottle, normal size
2. a condom
3. a honey packet or two, there's usually one meal per quarter that will have these, if not, go to kfc and buy a biscuit, it comes with honey.
4. a fruit cup or raisins
5. water
6. yeast, ask a friend who has cooking to get a half a bottle caps worth
7. a rubber band or hair tie
8. a toothpick or a needle

1. drink the water down just so the water is up to where the bottle curves up to the cap
2. squeeze honey into the bottle
3. put fruit in
4. put the yeast in
5. put the cap on and shake it well
6. remove cap
7. poke hole in condom and put on the top of the bottle and tie it tight with the rubber band or hair tie (this is for the gases to escape so it does not explode, the hole should be very small, if you can see it without looking closely, its too big.)
8. hide it and wait 5-6 months ( put it in a friends locker or above a ceiling panel.)
9. enjoy

warning, i will not be responsible for:
under aged consumption
possession of alcohol
bootlegging
molestation
alcohol poisoning
successful attempts
unsuccessful attempts
public drunkenness
drunken sex
birth defects
random pregnancy's
suspension
expulsion
detenti on
arrest
or any negativity caused by this