Seriously?. Sarcasm no longer exists apparently.. Sadly, most maple will net share this but... This is Mike Mike was falsely institutionalized in 1983. All he w sarcasm fail facebook Mike pepsi
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Seriously?

Sarcasm no longer exists apparently.

Sadly, most maple will net
share this but...
This is Mike
Mike was falsely institutionalized
in 1983. All he wanted was a
Pepsi, and his parents wouldn' t give
it to him, and they sent him to a
mental facility. Please be we of
the few to share this in hopes that
we can free Mike.
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Submitted: 04/08/2014
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#4 - rokkarokkaali (04/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'd send anyone to a mental institution if they chose pepsi over coke
User avatar #14 - faulther (04/09/2014) [-]
I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go: Mike, we need to talk to you
And I go: Okay what's the matter
They go: Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems, You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody, We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself. So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere Where you could get the help that you need.
And I go: Wait, what are you talking about, we decided!?
My best interest?! How can you know what's my best interest is?
How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?
When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,
I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy?
They say they're gonna fix my brain. Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my head Mentally I'll be dead
It doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyway
User avatar #13 - faulther (04/09/2014) [-]
I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go: What, what's the matter?
And she goes:What's the matter with you?
I go: There's nothing wrong mom.
And she goes: Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
And I go: No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi. ........And she goes: NO you're on drugs!
I go: Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes: No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go: Mom just give me a Pepsi, please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.
They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy
#15 - tomowrath (04/09/2014) [-]
Everyone. Just let faulther get this off his heart... he needs it
#11 - cuisinexplain (04/09/2014) [-]
Suicidal Tendencies - "Institutionalized" Frontier Records
User avatar #5 - Maroon ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Are they in the South? Cause I could believe that then. If you ask for a pepsi here, people laugh at you
#2 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That's awesome !
INSTITUTION
i'm not crazy
INSTITUTION
you're the one that's crazy
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxgrrxx (04/08/2014) [-]
Sent me to an institution said it was the only solution.
User avatar #12 - faulther (04/09/2014) [-]
Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I wanted to.
I get real frustrated and I try hard to do it and I take my time and it doesn't work out the way I wanted to. It's like I concentrate real hard and it doesn't work out.
Everything I do and everything I try never turns out.
It's like I need time to figure these things out.
But there's always someone there going.
Hey Mike:.....You know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately.
You know, maybe you should get away and maybe you should talk about it, maybe you'll feel a lot better........And I go:
No it's okay, you know I'll figure it out, just leave me alone I'll figure it out.
You know I'll just work by myself. ........And they go:
Well you know if you want to talk about it I'll be here you know and you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it.........And I go:
No I don't want to I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself and they just keep bugging me and they just keep bugging me and it builds up inside and it builds up inside.
So you're gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes, You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way.
I'm not crazy - in an institution
You're the one who's crazy - in an institution
You're driving me crazy - in an institution
They stuck me in an institution, Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy -- myself.
User avatar #10 - vrjsmith (04/08/2014) [-]
i bet he had some suicidal tenancies whilst inside
User avatar #8 - evilanakie ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
suicidal tendencies
ooh jezus
User avatar #7 - cptmctavish (04/08/2014) [-]
"Doc i dunno what to do with my son anymore"
"Well Ms. Smith what happend...?"
"So... we went out, he got thristy and.. *sobs* and than he... oh jesus..."
"Ms. Smith please, calm down... eeverything is going to be ok-"
"HE CHOOSE TO HAVE A PEPSI!!!"
"GET HIS ASS IMMIDIADLEY TO THE SECURE UNIT!!!"
#6 - punctuation (04/08/2014) [-]
inb4 isded
#1 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [-]
He looks like more of a coke man to me
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