A Real Man

you deserve a medal. or at least a sticker or something

Atleast a sticker

He's earned his red wings anyway

you didn't know it was that time? how the hell didn't you smell it?

no it was "over" bitches couldnt wait. bitches loved the dick, told me after we broke up. mfw i found that out

oh, your comment suggests that you dove into the red sea at least three times (head first)

nope but unknowingly did in the dark three times. they said it was okay.

fucking lying bitches, right?

Dude there is are general rules for going down on girls.
1. If it smells like the sea you best flee (thats the only one thats gonna ryhme)
2. Wait at least a week before going down on a girl after her period
3. If there is a forest, don't be a tourist. (I wanted to ryhme again but i don't know if it makes sense)
4. Know where that vagina has been before you dig in.

mfw i saw the rest werent going to rhyme






mfw the 3rd one rhymed. it made since.

the blood. it smells badly

this is for you

**Sunburn rolled a random image posted in comment #1564556 at MLP Friendly Board ** You, sir, are a man. And you deserve this! (I hope it's something good.)

I uhhh... saved you something drink? Probably tastes better than a womans... ovary action.

Fucking trooper.

I read that in Samuel L. Jackson's voice, idk why, but it was awesome.

My personal favorite.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Shaun: Oh let's go to the Winchester!! Who's fucking idea was that?

WHY IS THIS A THING!
why would any girl allow any man to eat her out WHILE SHES BLEEDING!

._. and they say gays are fucked up

A true knight isn't afraid to get blood on his sword.

Red wings are when the blood goes up to your ears, they look like wings...

You really have to get into your work to truly earn your red wings (I haven't)

Close, except to get the blood there you have to pull out the tampon with your teeth and swing it side to side.... I know someone who did it.

o.O
Isn't that "playing cat and mouse"?

Hint; The mouse is the tampon.

Fuck if i know, but that is how you earn your red wings in my area.

Yeah, I might just pass on that phase of becoming a man.
Period sex is great though, throw down a towel and ride the red wave bro.

I'll pass, anal sex is a much better choice.

Then you earn your brown wings

it was entirely a weird coincidence, but he's actually being considered for the film role

You've got red on you...

Pic from a great show. +1 for you.

dude the frenchman's history had my sides hurting from laughter.

It was how I invisioned the French actually live.

I hate being mostly wrong.

Frenchie is the best character though, Butcher just after.

also, you ever read any of garth ennis's other works?

Butcher was my favorite but I loved how frenchie could calm the female, Butchers backstory was awesome though.

This and that, problem is I get him mixed up with Warren Ellis sometimes(the same artist working on The Boys and Transmetropolitan confusing me more)

Garth did Preacher right? I have all of Preacher(Saint of Killers and a Bill Hicks cameo, I was happy)

yeah preacher is incredible, has to be my favorite comic of all time. you should check out his punisher MAX and crossed. his little side project chronicles of wormwood is a pretty good read too

I have pretty much all of Punisher Max.

Spoilt all other Punisher related work in comparison, except the Civil War Punisher arc, loved Frank with an arsenal of Marvel super weapons.

that was bloody awesome, i still have to read punisher kills the marvel universe, and apparently garth is coming out with a nick fury MAX. i can't wait for that, his nick fury is
fucking
amazing

I loved his Fury, he was a badass old man who hit people with his belt.

Fuck yes.

butcher's still #1 for me, my jaw was on the floor for his backstory

What issue did they get into his backstory? I haven't picked up a book in months.. I think I got to issue 54 or so

its a whole short run called butcher, baker, candlestick maker

Well shit I need to try to find that when I get my next paycheck. Thanks!

You will not be dissapointed.

Vasilii is the shit