Tricky Bastards.. Tricky bastards. You're tricky. Not mine. Swiped from #440000dit and wherever the hell they stole it from. Let's make sweet love down by the f i Love You Have an Awesome day
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User avatar #5 - opiethepug
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Wouldn't you get suspicious if her lips didn't move?
#7 to #5 - anon id: 12f88679
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(12/23/2012) [-]
she has lips?
#15 to #5 - anon id: afe4b415
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(12/23/2012) [-]
I've got a fetish for hot ventriloquists.
User avatar #63 to #5 - garymotherfinoak
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Ventriloquist?
User avatar #221 to #5 - wirecred
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(12/24/2012) [-]
I don't think anyone would be looking at her mouth.
User avatar #238 to #5 - tias
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Now who would actually be looking at her lips?
#28 to #5 - lelel
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(12/23/2012) [-]
How would you notice? I mean look at those jugs.
User avatar #55 to #5 - tehlulzbringer
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Yes because that's where most people will be looking... her lips...
User avatar #56 to #5 - alphashell
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(12/23/2012) [-]
When satan talks to me his lips don't move, so I don't think I'd be surprised.
#21 to #5 - molehasmoles
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Or if she sounded like a man.
#12 to #5 - regardsuncledolan
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(12/23/2012) [-]
You wouldn't be looking at her lips anyway
User avatar #24 - AquariusCyclone
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(12/23/2012) [-]
>(insert backstory that leads up to sex)
>girl about to undress completely
>she looks me in the eye
>"Wait," she says between loud, sultry breathing, "I have to ask you something."
>"Anything," I say, staring into her eyes.
>"Do you have time," she comes closer, and stops so close I can feel her body heat radiating on every inch of my skin, "to hear the good news about God."
>Goddamn Jehovah's witness tricked me again.
#6 - rainbowtacos
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(12/23/2012) [-]
#20 to #6 - kotos
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Ga..gee capt, I'm sorry alright?
User avatar #42 to #6 - princeofbrokensoul
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(12/23/2012) [-]
source?
User avatar #92 to #42 - theonlyspy
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Its newgrounds tankman

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User avatar #39 - piecejr
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(12/23/2012) [-]
>see picture of girl through hole on door
>hear voice, is male voice
>see that woman's mouth doesn't move
y u do dis
#14 - needsumcake
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(12/23/2012) [-]
YOu can have a cup of suger with me...
User avatar #137 to #14 - wellfuckmylife
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(12/23/2012) [-]
I know I have seen this film... but I don't remember.
Can anyone help me out?
User avatar #165 to #137 - condormcninja
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Men in Black (the first one I believe)
User avatar #169 to #165 - wellfuckmylife
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Oh yes. That Edgar!
Thank you! :3
#8 - radtroll
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(12/23/2012) [-]
I would act like it's a toilet and proceed to take a piss
it's my property after all
claim to be drunk if anything went wrong
User avatar #9 to #8 - fenrir [OP]
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(12/23/2012) [-]
"I'm gonna piss in my doorway. That'll show 'em!"
User avatar #10 to #9 - radtroll
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(12/23/2012) [-]
I don't think they'll stick around after I take my dick out, problem solved
#17 to #10 - anon id: 12d37a61
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(12/23/2012) [-]
They will
#80 - thisotherdude
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#203 - snakefire
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#70 - JudasLitl
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(12/23/2012) [-]
you want some pancakes?
#236 to #70 - themarineelite
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User avatar #73 to #70 - JesuschristofAZ
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Damn Jemimah Witnesses!
#102 - bluegrass
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