Hey Faggots,
Brick here. All of you are fat, retarded no lifes who spend every second of their
day looking at stupid pictures on the internet. You are everything bad in the world.
Honestly, have you ever even been thrown through a window with a death threat strapped to you? I guess its fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities. I'm not like those other brick-bitches that have been shat, cuz im too
good to be shat. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures in Fine Architecture magazine.
Dont be a stranger, hit me with your best shot. I'm a brick. I'm pretty much perfect.
I'm the best balance of clay, sand and aluminum oxide- forged in the hottest kiln money can buy. Im the corner stone of the biggest house in the finest country club.
All the bitches wanna lay with me at every kind of angle. I have a banging hot GF (she just gave me a brick-job and I cemented all over her face, shit was SO cash). What have you faggots held up and supported besides your own dicks? You are all faggots
who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

You're obviously the basement masturbate master, ive seen this picture off " you and your girlfriend" on lots of sites so you're full of shit, even if that is your bitch she looks like Pam Anderson, after a stroke. plus you need a hammer and chisel to get that make off, so go tickle your ballsack you fucking cunt.

Hey guys,
My name is John, and I want to apologize to every single on of you. You're not all fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You guys are actually pretty cool. I can honestly say you en have grown on me. After coming on here day after day posting the same thing, I found it is fun making fun of people's insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even better than my bitch jerking me off while I browse facebook.
I'm not a stranger. I'm like every other human being. I have my own faults. I once hit a guy in an intersection and I was to blame. What kind of things have you done wrong, other than "▲
▲▲"?
I also made an F once, and recently lost my girlfriend because I cheated on her. (She threw my TV out the window, that shit was not cash) You are all my /b/ros who should keep doing what you're doing. Will you forgive me?
Pic Related: It's me without my bitch.

...you're a faggot... go die from aids you miserable piece of shit. i hope your mother gets cancer and you get raped by five black guys... thanks for listening bitch.

<-- the pic says it all

Rey raggots,

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Ric Related: It's re and my ritch

GIVE THIS MAN A METAL

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo

Your name. Is magic.

Thanks