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#114 to #3 - uzumakilover (12/08/2015) [-]
Too bad it can't say Naruto-sama's name, useless bird.
You may aswell release it back into the wild where it belongs if you aren't going to teach it anything useful, Believe it!
#115 to #114 - mvtjets (12/08/2015) [-]
OHHHHHHH **** HE USED A NAROTO PIC
GOD IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW
ABSOLUTELY L I V I D

-9999999999999999999999999 RED THOOMBLES
User avatar #118 to #115 - thetaxman (12/08/2015) [-]
Please stop making garbage replies to actual good comments
User avatar #137 to #118 - mvtjets (12/08/2015) [-]
myfunnyfile what is your problem
we could have been friends one day
#138 to #137 - myfunnyfile (12/08/2015) [-]
GIF
you din c nuthin punk
User avatar #146 to #140 - mvtjets (12/08/2015) [-]
tell your friend to stop bullying me
User avatar #147 to #146 - thetaxman (12/08/2015) [-]
tell your friend suckmynewbs to stop sucking newbs
User avatar #148 to #147 - mvtjets (12/08/2015) [-]
suckmynewbs please stop sucking newbs
User avatar #149 to #148 - thetaxman (12/08/2015) [-]
i do not think he will stop i appreciate the effort though
User avatar #121 to #3 - wolfiet (12/08/2015) [-]
Man, Steve Buscemi is a pretty convincing bird.
#103 to #3 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
Sounds like conky
User avatar #29 to #3 - cantfindausername (12/08/2015) [-]
What the ****
What the ****
What the ****

Today is a good day
#4 to #3 - MuahahaOfLore [OP](12/07/2015) [-]
Now I know why Its Chained
#72 to #4 - darthdingo ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
GIF
Have this one.
#24 - lordlolland ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
#141 to #24 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
aw, they still dont go to heaven tho
User avatar #53 to #24 - roflstorm (12/08/2015) [-]
It's like a friggin 2 year old
User avatar #43 to #24 - necrova (12/08/2015) [-]
That's his angry cup
#109 to #49 - presidentmoose (12/08/2015) [-]
Here's a better quality one, my friend. watermark sold separately
User avatar #51 to #43 - yourinvisiblegf (12/08/2015) [-]
tantrum cup*
#13 - whydoeseveryonesuc (12/08/2015) [-]
He still isn't a legend.
User avatar #81 to #13 - garymotherfingoak (12/08/2015) [-]
(not an actual event)
#23 to #13 - lordlolland ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Speaking of legends
#57 to #23 - acekingpanda ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Moar of Eric
User avatar #59 to #57 - seffo (12/08/2015) [-]
australian af
User avatar #112 to #59 - insominus (12/08/2015) [-]
As if the vegemite blanket wasn't a dead giveaway
User avatar #60 to #59 - acekingpanda ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Ye. But funny videos regardless.
User avatar #85 to #57 - dumbasshunter (12/08/2015) [-]
at the end when he's just like

" **** this **** , i'm off"
User avatar #102 to #57 - jesusisagoose (12/08/2015) [-]
that is one australian bird
User avatar #25 to #23 - mcdolla (12/08/2015) [-]
i wish Lester was my dad
#26 - fatsigurd ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
unlike this one
#48 to #26 - teltjeger ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Oh look. An inbred pigeon.
User avatar #54 to #26 - roflstorm (12/08/2015) [-]
For all you know that could be the pigeon kingpin
User avatar #27 to #26 - drpenguinz (12/08/2015) [-]
wherever he goes, he has always food with him
100% smart
User avatar #28 to #27 - pyjamadog ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Look at this pride ************ he invented style
#5 - bakinboy ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
GIF
give me the final disk, human
User avatar #105 to #44 - slycoop (12/08/2015) [-]
Professor Pericles was ******* mental.
#111 to #44 - insominus (12/08/2015) [-]
You deserve more thumbs
#34 - pitch (12/08/2015) [-]
GIF
I'm majoring in biology and currently working in the field of bird cognition and this makes me incredibly happy.
User avatar #47 to #34 - mrshrapnel (12/08/2015) [-]
So you work with Ravens and crows all day?
#167 to #47 - pitch (12/09/2015) [-]
I don't! In fact I work with Psittaciformes. Specifically banksian cockatoos (Calyptorhynchus banksii) and Keas (Nestor notabilis).
I don't! In fact I work with Psittaciformes. Specifically banksian cockatoos (Calyptorhynchus banksii) and Keas (Nestor notabilis).
User avatar #58 to #34 - civilizedwasteland (12/08/2015) [-]
why do birds always bob their heads
#98 to #58 - severak (12/08/2015) [-]
I can answer that. (Hopefully accurately)

Birds can't rotate their eyes very much/at all and thus have to bob and twist their head in order to focus on things. So in order to get the same range of vision as a human, instead of moving their eye muscles they don't have, they move their head and neck instead!
#164 to #98 - pitch (12/09/2015) [-]
This is in part true. Bird eyes are a lot less mobile in their socket than human eyes. But I know one answer for pigeons specifically (idk how well this can be applied to other birds as well).
They do not see well when their head is moving (could be that they're lacking a optokinetic nystagmus due to immobility of the eye within the socket but this is just an assumption) so they keep it still for as long as possible even when walking and then have one quick movement of it. That way the don't see properly for the fraction of the time they would have improper vision if they were to keep their head moving at the same pace of their body. That's the typical bobbing you see within them.

And I totally love how you just asked a behaviourist something about physiology haha those are two totally different fields. I hope I could help you out a bit c:
User avatar #166 to #164 - civilizedwasteland (12/09/2015) [-]
but when birds talk to people they always bob their heads up and down even if they arnt walking
User avatar #169 to #166 - pitch (12/09/2015) [-]
"When birds talk to people"?
Can you spare some of the stuff you're on? I want birds talking to me as well xD
User avatar #172 to #171 - pitch (12/09/2015) [-]
Saturday Night AttiTUDE
You are asking good questions right here. There's one thing I could think of that makes them do that. Bobbing one's head in parrots is a common gesture of courtship. It's common that animals, not only birds, use such gesture even when they're not currently courting/sexually aroused but even when they're aroused in a non-sexual manner. It's a displacement activity I guess. You can call it a habit if you want to.
User avatar #110 to #98 - wigglyjr (12/08/2015) [-]
May also have something to do with depth perception, similar to how a mantis sways when hunting something.
User avatar #165 to #58 - pitch (12/09/2015) [-]
See comment #164
User avatar #39 to #34 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
What do you do? Have them do little tests like the one in the post?
#40 to #39 - pitch (12/08/2015) [-]
GIF
Pretty much yeah.
Pic related, it's my bb Fred. He's a kea ♥
User avatar #41 to #40 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Aww cute, brb changing my major. :p
#42 to #41 - pitch (12/08/2015) [-]
What are you majoring in and why is it not the awesomeness of our soon to be overlords?
User avatar #45 to #42 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Civil engineering technology. Might change it to biology or chemistry though.
User avatar #170 to #45 - pitch (12/09/2015) [-]
Both are great subjects. You'll have to have a passion or knack for them though if you want to stay interested. There's a reason why all chemists and biologists don't seem right in the head xD
User avatar #15 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Mcburd is pretty smart.
User avatar #31 to #30 - kibbleking (12/08/2015) [-]
Is that a clitoris floating in the air?
User avatar #32 to #31 - DremoraValkynaz (12/08/2015) [-]
It's a Mcburdoris.
User avatar #33 to #32 - kibbleking (12/08/2015) [-]
I think whoever made this was autistic tbh
User avatar #36 to #35 - kibbleking (12/08/2015) [-]
**** now I'm gonna have fanboys riding my ass
#37 to #36 - DremoraValkynaz (12/08/2015) [-]
RIP kibbleking
#162 to #37 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
It's funny how this song is a meme, yet I never knew it's name.
User avatar #168 to #162 - DremoraValkynaz (12/09/2015) [-]
Sad Romance, from a Korean TV drama series Over the Green Fields.
User avatar #150 to #31 - strangesir (12/08/2015) [-]
Birds have cloacas
User avatar #152 to #151 - strangesir (12/08/2015) [-]
I think that still counts actually. M-maybe you need to show me more for uh... to be, make sure. Y'know?

I'm not into it tho, just sayin' k?
#153 to #152 - kibbleking (12/09/2015) [-]
You lookin for mcburd type stuff or bird type stuff?
#154 to #153 - strangesir (12/09/2015) [-]
Either works, just do it.
User avatar #160 to #154 - mcburd (12/09/2015) [-]
Dont say I didn't do nothin for ya

/nsfw/zRoeLmE/Mcburd/
User avatar #161 to #160 - strangesir (12/09/2015) [-]
Of course not Best Burb

That's some poor rule 34 tho, 5/10
User avatar #176 to #161 - mcburd (12/09/2015) [-]
Well I didn't make it.
User avatar #177 to #176 - strangesir (12/09/2015) [-]
I kno u di'n't.
User avatar #155 to #154 - kibbleking (12/09/2015) [-]
feministactivism.org/Margaret/funny-pictures/5338010/
I got more just ask.
Also remember that everyone is looking down on you for it.
User avatar #156 to #155 - strangesir (12/09/2015) [-]
Yeah like one Anon

Gibe more please.
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User avatar #159 to #157 - strangesir (12/09/2015) [-]
Kinky~

Nah, that's enough for now. I'll go... analyze, these.
#99 to #31 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
if you really want to know that's suppose to be mcburd's eye, the closed one
User avatar #7 - Decode (12/08/2015) [-]
clever girl
User avatar #71 to #7 - elsanna (12/08/2015) [-]
No u
#38 - Barinade (12/08/2015) [-]
******* idiot bird tried to put orange with blue, what a moron
User avatar #46 to #38 - commanderbunbun (12/08/2015) [-]
why do i feel you had an orange and blue profile picture and you deleted it after making this comment
#50 to #46 - Barinade (12/08/2015) [-]
Because you assume everyone sets a profile picture which I never have and never will :o
User avatar #69 - posttwo (12/08/2015) [-]
hey joshlol looks its novabird
#75 to #69 - novabird (12/08/2015) [-]
that looks like star, my last bird...
nova is a large eclectus parrot.
User avatar #73 to #69 - joshlol (12/08/2015) [-]
lel
#79 to #69 - silasersej (12/08/2015) [-]
Aww man I was gonna mention novabird
I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for that pesky posttwo
User avatar #80 to #79 - novabird (12/08/2015) [-]
hue...
#66 - lightninghedgehog (12/08/2015) [-]
good boy Jacques
#74 to #66 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
oh boy this fat **** waste of life was posted again! yay!
User avatar #84 to #74 - virtigo ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
wow r00d
#83 to #74 - kristovsky (12/08/2015) [-]
>talking **** about Jantran for edgy bait
#100 to #83 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
oh is that its name? see i always just called it "fat **** " considering its a "fat **** "
#101 - frostbeard (12/08/2015) [-]
"And WHAT, Gul'dan, will we teach them in the future?"
#97 - voodoonoodle (12/08/2015) [-]
I don't have source but I'm sure someone could find it. But a parrot was the first animal to ever have been recorded to ask an existential question, it was "what colour am I?". Parrots are very cool animals.
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User avatar #124 to #97 - bodeejus (12/08/2015) [-]
I think toy mean Alex the parrot. There is a Wikipedia page about him.
User avatar #175 to #97 - pitch (12/09/2015) [-]
Bodeejus was right. It was indeed Alex the african grey. There's tons of research regarding him that can be easily found by searching for the author Irene Maxine Pepperberg.
#92 - rollingpicture (12/08/2015) [-]
**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
**rollingpicture rolled image**

They're evolving!
User avatar #14 - motposters (12/08/2015) [-]
lol I have that same kind of parrot.... AND HE IS A MONSTER!
#117 - braaaap (12/08/2015) [-]
my dog sucks at this
User avatar #104 - purpelpumpkin (12/08/2015) [-]
nice job Jacques
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