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'Tis The Season To Be Pleasin'
Tags: Christmas
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#98
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themanwithnoplan 
ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-] Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, when all through the hizzle
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle;
The stocking caps were worn by the homies with care,
In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there;
The bitches and hoes were up all snug in their beds,
While visions of bling sparkled on their heads;
And mamma with her swag, and me in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long *** nizzle,
When out on the stoop some bitch came around,
I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down.
Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash,
Tore open this ******** and threw out the trash.
The moon had her fine ******* glistening on the snow
Damn son, now I gotta clean this up too yo,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle,
But a ******* sleigh, and eight ******* reindizzles,
With a little old pimp, so lively and quick,
Woah wait, hold up one moment, is that St. Nick?!
Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Yo, Dasher! Hey, Dancer! Damn, Prancer and Vixen!
Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid , Donder and Blitzen!
To the windows! to the walls! Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!”
But I heard him shout, fore he flew outta sizzle,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-nizzle."
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle;
The stocking caps were worn by the homies with care,
In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there;
The bitches and hoes were up all snug in their beds,
While visions of bling sparkled on their heads;
And mamma with her swag, and me in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long *** nizzle,
When out on the stoop some bitch came around,
I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down.
Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash,
Tore open this ******** and threw out the trash.
The moon had her fine ******* glistening on the snow
Damn son, now I gotta clean this up too yo,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle,
But a ******* sleigh, and eight ******* reindizzles,
With a little old pimp, so lively and quick,
Woah wait, hold up one moment, is that St. Nick?!
Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Yo, Dasher! Hey, Dancer! Damn, Prancer and Vixen!
Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid , Donder and Blitzen!
To the windows! to the walls! Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!”
But I heard him shout, fore he flew outta sizzle,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-nizzle."
#112
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wewilldinealone (11/25/2012) [-] Twas the night before Kwanzaa,
and ****** were drinkin'
Santa Claus walked in
They said,
"Bitch, what you thinkin'?"
One of them had a gun,
the other one had a knife,
but Santa Cluas was not going down without a fight
He pulled some presents from out of his bag
He kicked them in the nuts,
and called them all fags
But they didn't like that,
they thought it was gay,
for Santa's boner grew five times that day!
and ****** were drinkin'
Santa Claus walked in
They said,
"Bitch, what you thinkin'?"
One of them had a gun,
the other one had a knife,
but Santa Cluas was not going down without a fight
He pulled some presents from out of his bag
He kicked them in the nuts,
and called them all fags
But they didn't like that,
they thought it was gay,
for Santa's boner grew five times that day!
#114 to #112
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wewilldinealone (11/25/2012) [-] They ran all his **** ,
from his cash,
to his rocks
Santa pleaded with them,
"This black on black crime must stop!"
And just in that moment,
in walked Little Suzie
Little Suzie walked in with a sub-machine Uzi
Everyone hit the deck,
'cause those bullets was sprayin'
but Santa couldn't grasp what the black guy was sayin'!
And on that little night, Little Suzie got famous,
she shot Santa in his cock,
and it still hurt his anus
from his cash,
to his rocks
Santa pleaded with them,
"This black on black crime must stop!"
And just in that moment,
in walked Little Suzie
Little Suzie walked in with a sub-machine Uzi
Everyone hit the deck,
'cause those bullets was sprayin'
but Santa couldn't grasp what the black guy was sayin'!
And on that little night, Little Suzie got famous,
she shot Santa in his cock,
and it still hurt his anus
