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    'Tis The Season To Be Pleasin'

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    #14 - ryanminkoff
    Reply+136
    (11/24/2012)[-]
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    #16 to #14 - xuvious
    Reply+5
    (11/24/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#47 to #14 - sinonyx
    Reply+4
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    screenshot of video
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    yay FJ logic!!
    User avatar#28 to #14 - lepokerface
    Reply+2
    (11/24/2012)[-]
    Ploft :)
    #37 - suzukihondacivic
    Reply+28
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    I guess you could say he's "cumming" tonight.
    I guess you could say he's "cumming" tonight.
    User avatar#39 to #37 - DisgruntledTomato
    Reply+60
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    **** off Carlos, I'll molest you with a taco you smarmy little cunt.
    #138 to #39 - chiktikkavaspaus
    Reply+1
    (11/25/2012)[-]
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    #54 to #37 - thehornedking
    Reply+9
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    For ***** sake Carlos, show some class.
    For ***** sake Carlos, show some class.
    #40 to #37 - Javapenguin
    Reply+5
    (11/25/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#109 to #37 - brianhanerjr
    Reply+1
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    Carlos, you motherdicking spichead cuntmuffin ***********, quit your smartass ******** or I'll deport your Meeheecan cock off you twat.
    #92 to #37 - anon id: 30e01234
    Reply0
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    CARLOS YOU ******* FAGGOT, DO YOU THINK THIS **** IS FUNNY? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE KIND OF **** I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH EVERY DAY, JUST TO HEAR YOUR FAT ******* HISPANIC MOUTH TALK ****. I'M GOING TO TAKE A ******* BASEBALL BAT, HAMMER NAILS ALL OVER IT, ATTACH THE HAMMER TO THE END OF THE BASEBALL BAT, KIDNAP YOU, AD FORCE YOU TO REPEATEDLY HIT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD OVER AND OVER TO ESCAPE, YOU DIRTY, STUCK-UP, SADISTIC, ***********, COCKSUCKING, ***********, PENIS-SMELLING, CROTCH-GRABBING, BALL-LICKING, SEMEN-DRINKING, DOG-RAPING, NAZI-LOVING, CHILD-TOUCHING, COW-HUMPING, PERVERTED, SPINELESS, HEARTLESS, MINDLESS, DICKLESS, TESTICLE-CHOKING, URINE-GARGLING, JERK-OFFING, HORSE FACE, SHEEP-FONDLING, TOILET-KISSING, SELF-CENTERED, FECES-PUKING, DILDO-SHOVING, SNOT-SPITTING, CRAP-GATHERING, BIG NOSE, MONKEY-SLAPPING, BASTARD-SCREWING, ************, FART-KNOCKING, SACK-BUSTING, SPLOOGE-TASTING, BEAR-BLOWING, HEAD-SWALLOWING, BITCH-SNATCHING, HANDJOBBING, DONKEY-CARESSING, MUCUS-SPEWING, ANAL-PLUNGING, HO-GRABBING, UNCIRCUMSIZED, WHORE MONGERING, PISS-SWIMMING, MIDGET-MUNCHING, DOUCHE BAG, HO-BITING, CARNIVEROUS MAIL ORDER PROSTITUTE ASSHOLE.
    #66 to #37 - thewasteland
    Reply0
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    CARLOS I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SEND YOUR ASS BACK IF YOU DON'T STOP!
    CARLOS I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SEND YOUR ASS BACK IF YOU DON'T STOP!
    #153 to #37 - strikous
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    User avatar#105 to #37 - vampireinarm
    Reply-1
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    SO HELP ME GOD CARLOS, I WILL DEPORT YOU SO HARD YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT ****** COUNTRY YOUR IN.
    User avatar#102 to #37 - dapianoman
    Reply-1
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    See, this is why your ass always gets deported
    #76 to #37 - mikepetru#99 on commentsRank#99
    Reply-1
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    Carlos.....who let your ass across the border?
    Carlos.....who let your ass across the border?
    User avatar#43 to #37 - thatswhatshesaid
    Reply-1
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    I hear one more English word prance out of your foreign lips I'll breed 7 sloths and shove their hands consecutively up your asshole!
    #23 - eiramart
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    (11/24/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#98 - themanwithnoplan
    Reply+30
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, when all through the hizzle
    Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle;
    The stocking caps were worn by the homies with care,
    In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there;
    The bitches and hoes were up all snug in their beds,
    While visions of bling sparkled on their heads;
    And mamma with her swag, and me in my cap,
    Had just settled down for a long ass nizzle,
    When out on the stoop some bitch came around,
    I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down.
    Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash,
    Tore open this ******** and threw out the trash.
    The moon had her fine titties glistening on the snow
    Damn son, now I gotta clean this up too yo,
    When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle,
    But a tinyass sleigh, and eight tinyass reindizzles,
    With a little old pimp, so lively and quick,
    Woah wait, hold up one moment, is that St. Nick?!
    Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came,
    And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
    “Yo, Dasher! Hey, Dancer! Damn, Prancer and Vixen!
    Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid , Donder and Blitzen!
    To the windows! to the walls! Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!”
    But I heard him shout, fore he flew outta sizzle,
    “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-nizzle."
    #116 to #98 - lonelyboy
    Reply+3
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    the most appropriate use of this reaction pic i've ever had a chance at.
    the most appropriate use of this reaction pic i've ever had a chance at.
    #134 to #98 - tritonsbane
    Reply0
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    Where is this from?
    Where is this from?
    User avatar#137 to #134 - deathrun
    Reply0
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    funnyjunk.com/channel/fuckin-christmas/Tis+The+Season+To+Be+Pleasin/rBXjGeO/98#98
    User avatar#151 to #137 - tritonsbane
    Reply+1
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    You clever bastard.
    #32 - newaccountforporn
    Reply+27
    (11/25/2012)[-]
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    #52 to #32 - crafty
    Reply+27
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    MFW i think this is preapple saturn
    MFW i think this is preapple saturn
    User avatar#77 to #52 - chnkrs
    Reply0
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    this is the best comment ever.
    User avatar#2 - Zaxplab
    Reply+23
    (11/24/2012)[-]
    Santa Clause is cumming, to town
    #13 to #2 - ragingcacti
    Reply0
    (11/24/2012)[-]
    ****, IM LATE!   
   
   
I just wanted to use this picture
    ****, IM LATE!


    I just wanted to use this picture
    #65 - johndapro
    Reply+20
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    Santa Claus is cumming tonight~
    Santa Claus is cumming tonight~
    #70 to #65 - allgoodinthehood
    Reply+9
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    If you wake up on Christmas morning with a weird taste in your mouth, don't worry-
    Santa only cums once a year.
    User avatar#72 to #70 - johndapro
    Reply+6
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    hahahah, that made me laugh so much i cried. I think it is time for bed.
    #89 to #70 - MysticTomatoe
    Reply0
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    so that's why it snows. It really is all the cum Santa's been holding all year long
    #38 - englman#152 on contentRank#152
    Reply+14
    (11/25/2012)[-]
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    #30 - newaccountforporn
    Reply+13
    (11/24/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#49 to #30 - ahj
    Reply+2
    (11/25/2012)[-]
    that picture is ******* terrifying
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