'Tis The Season To Be Pleasin'

#14 - ryanminkoff

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#28 to #14 - lepokerface

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(11/24/2012) [-]

Ploft :)

#47 to #14 - sinonyx

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(11/25/2012) [-]

screenshot of video
loads of thumbs
someone posts link to full video 3 comments below you
just 1 thumb

yay FJ logic!!

#16 to #14 - xuvious

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#37 - suzukihondacivic

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(11/25/2012) [-]

I guess you could say he's "cumming" tonight.

#43 to #37 - thatswhatshesaid

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(11/25/2012) [-]

I hear one more English word prance out of your foreign lips I'll breed 7 sloths and shove their hands consecutively up your asshole!

#76 to #37 - mikepetru

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(11/25/2012) [-]

Carlos.....who let your ass across the border?

#102 to #37 - dapianoman

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See, this is why your ass always gets deported

#105 to #37 - vampireinarm

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(11/25/2012) [-]

SO HELP ME GOD CARLOS, I WILL DEPORT YOU SO HARD YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT ****** COUNTRY YOUR IN.

#153 to #37 - strikous

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#66 to #37 - thewasteland

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CARLOS I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SEND YOUR ASS BACK IF YOU DON'T STOP!

#92 to #37 - anon id: 30e01234

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CARLOS YOU ******* FAGGOT, DO YOU THINK THIS **** IS FUNNY? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE KIND OF **** I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH EVERY DAY, JUST TO HEAR YOUR FAT ******* HISPANIC MOUTH TALK ****. I'M GOING TO TAKE A ******* BASEBALL BAT, HAMMER NAILS ALL OVER IT, ATTACH THE HAMMER TO THE END OF THE BASEBALL BAT, KIDNAP YOU, AD FORCE YOU TO REPEATEDLY HIT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD OVER AND OVER TO ESCAPE, YOU DIRTY, STUCK-UP, SADISTIC, ***********, COCKSUCKING, ***********, PENIS-SMELLING, CROTCH-GRABBING, BALL-LICKING, SEMEN-DRINKING, DOG-RAPING, NAZI-LOVING, CHILD-TOUCHING, COW-HUMPING, PERVERTED, SPINELESS, HEARTLESS, MINDLESS, DICKLESS, TESTICLE-CHOKING, URINE-GARGLING, JERK-OFFING, HORSE FACE, SHEEP-FONDLING, TOILET-KISSING, SELF-CENTERED, FECES-PUKING, DILDO-SHOVING, SNOT-SPITTING, CRAP-GATHERING, BIG NOSE, MONKEY-SLAPPING, BASTARD-SCREWING, ************, FART-KNOCKING, SACK-BUSTING, SPLOOGE-TASTING, BEAR-BLOWING, HEAD-SWALLOWING, BITCH-SNATCHING, HANDJOBBING, DONKEY-CARESSING, MUCUS-SPEWING, ANAL-PLUNGING, HO-GRABBING, UNCIRCUMSIZED, WHORE MONGERING, PISS-SWIMMING, MIDGET-MUNCHING, DOUCHE BAG, HO-BITING, CARNIVEROUS MAIL ORDER PROSTITUTE ASSHOLE.

#109 to #37 - brianhanerjr

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(11/25/2012) [-]

Carlos, you motherdicking spichead cuntmuffin ***********, quit your smartass ******** or I'll deport your Meeheecan cock off you twat.

#40 to #37 - Javapenguin

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#54 to #37 - thehornedking

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For ***** sake Carlos, show some class.

#39 to #37 - DisgruntledTomato

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(11/25/2012) [-]

**** off Carlos, I'll molest you with a taco you smarmy little cunt.

#138 to #39 - chiktikkavaspaus

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#23 - eiramart

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#98 - themanwithnoplan

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(11/25/2012) [-]

Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, when all through the hizzle
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle;
The stocking caps were worn by the homies with care,
In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there;
The bitches and hoes were up all snug in their beds,
While visions of bling sparkled on their heads;
And mamma with her swag, and me in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long ass nizzle,
When out on the stoop some bitch came around,
I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down.
Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash,
Tore open this ******** and threw out the trash.
The moon had her fine titties glistening on the snow
Damn son, now I gotta clean this up too yo,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle,
But a tinyass sleigh, and eight tinyass reindizzles,
With a little old pimp, so lively and quick,
Woah wait, hold up one moment, is that St. Nick?!
Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Yo, Dasher! Hey, Dancer! Damn, Prancer and Vixen!
Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid , Donder and Blitzen!
To the windows! to the walls! Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!”
But I heard him shout, fore he flew outta sizzle,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-nizzle."

#134 to #98 - tritonsbane

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(11/25/2012) [-]

Where is this from?