The Chosen One. This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, "The Chosen One" here. www.facebook.com
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The Chosen One

This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, "The Chosen One" here.
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Submitted: 02/01/2013
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#1 - thepunchedface (02/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#7 - pyra (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#3 - waffies (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#29 - crazyolitis (02/01/2013) [-]
Why were you watching TV? Why not working for the glory of the glorious Motherland?
#50 - iamchicken (02/01/2013) [-]
Smokey's FW forest fire. (2 minutes in paint)
#51 - rambearclaw (02/01/2013) [-]
Only who can prevent forest fires? You have selected “you”, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.
#31 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Oh god, not another fuckwit trying to promote his stupid bullshit.

First it was snakefire with his retarded "LOL WIERD SHIT" site, then it was imfunny with his bullshit, now it's you. Fuck off you talent-less whore.

What happened to the days when people just did it for the thumbs?
#45 to #31 - comanderspy (02/01/2013) [-]
no! stfu annon, this is a stand up comedian that actually makes fucking funny OC, unlike your lazy ass
no! stfu annon, this is a stand up comedian that actually makes fucking funny OC, unlike your lazy ass
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#2 - zanekin (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Smokey i don't know how you expected me to stop this guy...
Smokey i don't know how you expected me to stop this guy...
#19 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
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#24 - jomeara (02/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**jomeara rolled a random image posted in comment #214204 at Pokemon **
<- Only he can stop forest fires.
#5 - miscarriage (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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I googled "funny smokey the bear"

And there was a picture of a girl's butt that had a smokey the bear tattoo..

People get passionate about forest fires/smokey the bear I guess.
#6 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
[big]COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS[b ig]
#43 - scotchxblock (02/01/2013) [-]
I honestly remember being a kid and thinking...

"Why is it up to me? Don't fire fighters get payed to do that shit?"
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#21 - glenbluez (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**glenbluez rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at I understand now **
User avatar #23 to #21 - ludislavonac (02/01/2013) [-]
Relevant, in F3 Three Dog says "Only you can prevent flesh fires"
#20 - deathrinder (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#56 - alucord ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
...can help me bury the body!
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