The Chosen One. This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, "The Chosen One" here. www.facebook.com
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The Chosen One

This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, "The Chosen One" here.
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Submitted: 02/01/2013
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#1 - thepunchedface ONLINE (02/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#7 - pyra (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#3 - waffies (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#29 - crazyolitis (02/01/2013) [-]
Why were you watching TV? Why not working for the glory of the glorious Motherland?
#50 - iamchicken (02/01/2013) [-]
Smokey's FW forest fire. (2 minutes in paint)
#51 - rambearclaw (02/01/2013) [-]
Only who can prevent forest fires? You have selected “you”, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.
#31 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Oh god, not another ******* trying to promote his stupid ******** .

First it was snakefire with his retarded "LOL WIERD **** " site, then it was imfunny with his ******** , now it's you. **** off you talent-less whore.

What happened to the days when people just did it for the thumbs?
#45 to #31 - comanderspy (02/01/2013) [-]
no! stfu annon, this is a stand up comedian that actually makes 						*******					 funny OC, unlike your lazy ass
no! stfu annon, this is a stand up comedian that actually makes ******* funny OC, unlike your lazy ass
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#2 - zanekin (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Smokey i don't know how you expected me to stop this guy...
Smokey i don't know how you expected me to stop this guy...
#24 - jomeara ONLINE (02/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**jomeara rolled a random image posted in comment #214204 at Pokemon **
<- Only he can stop forest fires.
#5 - miscarriage (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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I googled "funny smokey the bear"

And there was a picture of a girl's butt that had a smokey the bear tattoo..

People get passionate about forest fires/smokey the bear I guess.
#6 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
[big]COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS[b ig]
#43 - scotchxblock (02/01/2013) [-]
I honestly remember being a kid and thinking...

"Why is it up to me? Don't fire fighters get payed to do that **** ?"
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#21 - glenbluez (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**glenbluez rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at I understand now **
User avatar #23 to #21 - ludislavonac (02/01/2013) [-]
Relevant, in F3 Three Dog says "Only you can prevent flesh fires"
#20 - deathrinder (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #40 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (02/01/2013) [-]
So I took it upon myself to kill my parents. I mean if I was going to be a forest fire fighting superhero it was kind of necessary.
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