Second Amendment. Quote from stand up comedian, Michael Freed. See more at www.freedcomedy.com.
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Second Amendment

Quote from stand up comedian, Michael Freed. See more at www.freedcomedy.com

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User avatar #2 - nyuORlucy ONLINE (01/19/2013) [+] (34 replies)
we also have the rright to overthrow our government, violently if needed. of course that would require a militia
#263 - pavda (01/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #265 to #263 - KoCChampion (01/20/2013) [-]
... because it's black.
#262 - hadokendude ONLINE (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
People seem to forget that the elastic clause broadens that definition.
User avatar #172 - mango (01/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
But one angry redneck is not a militia.
#24 - ausogle (01/19/2013) [+] (29 replies)
mfw its means the same thing we pro-gun americans are saying, It says the people are allowed to have guns to make sure we have a free country. The people need guns to protect themselves from a foreign power(unlikely) like in red dawn or from the sate itself. LEARN THE DAMN FACTS.
mfw its means the same thing we pro-gun americans are saying, It says the people are allowed to have guns to make sure we have a free country. The people need guns to protect themselves from a foreign power(unlikely) like in red dawn or from the sate itself. LEARN THE DAMN FACTS.
#95 - dorberg (01/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED,remember that you left wing pansy"s
#121 to #95 - lordhaha (01/20/2013) [-]
Dude its the internet, they have no jobs and spend their lives on here, prepare for red thumbs. I for one stand by you.
User avatar #192 - warriormonk (01/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I love my second amendment right. for 2 reasons: I like knowing that i can arm myself against those that could hurt myself or others, and by owning weapons responsibly i can show that you dont need to ban them. people can be responsible enough to take care of them and not hurt anyone. Even if I am just one person.
User avatar #222 - patrickmiller (01/20/2013) [-]
Poster you are dumb. In a militia the guns are those that the militia men personally own, it does not give us the right to own guns in order to participate in a militia, but to own our own guns because we need our own guns so if we ever need to we may form a militia.
#204 - teamrocketninja (01/20/2013) [-]
Mfw I bear arms
#52 - Zyklone (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
does anyone like cat related entertainment?
does anyone like cat related entertainment?
#277 - haziri (01/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Has anybody read even read the third-and-a-half amendment? It says "Anything in this constitution may be taken away at anytime, so long as the government deems it no longer valid." I'm all for assholes not having the first, but taking away the second won't actually solve anything.
#252 - zukowashere (01/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
When this nation was formed, people had guns that needed to be reloaded after every shot, just like the military did.

Today, we have guns that need to be reloaded after you use up a clip, just like the military does.

Nothing has changed.
User avatar #264 to #258 - zukowashere (01/20/2013) [-]
1750
>Guy fires round, kills someone
>Dude has bayonet on his gun
>Need to shoot him to avoid getting stabbed

2000
>Guy fires rounds, kills some people
>Dude has lots of rounds of ammunition
>Need to shoot him to avoid getting shot

Not saying guns are good or bad, just saying having a gun for protection is a pretty nice thing. I think the mental health of the people that shoot up schools should be a concern equal to not greater of guns.
#184 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
THIS IS MURICA, FUCK YEAH
THIS IS MURICA, FUCK YEAH
#276 - palindromia ONLINE (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I personally never understood why anyone would want to ban guns completely. I mean sure you have those that misuse them and murder people but those people typically have no intention of following the law from get-go (ya know with that whole intent to murder) so banning guns would do nothing to eliminate the possibility of one who is dedicated obtain them. In addition, you don't even need guns to kill people. One can still murder many with the use of a knife, machete, or the like.

It amuses me how anti-gun enthusiasts live under the laughably absurd notion that no guns = no violent crime. At least with guns, the few who actually have a pair and weren't raised by liberal, hippie idiots to be passive and completely afraid of their own fucking shadow can still defend themselves against legitimate threats and lunatics. We never hear of how many serial killers, rapists, or burglars were killed because they happened to stumble into the wrong motherfuckin neighborhood. We only hear about how guns are BAD and how everyone who uses them are BAD. Typical news media filth and we're buying right into it and at the same time we're convinced that we're the smart, informed ones because CNN told us so.
User avatar #16 - amplifythat (01/19/2013) [-]
d-d-did i just learn something?
#292 - fhqwghads (01/20/2013) [-]
I prefer mine.
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