Flying Car. This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, "Laser Squirrel" here. www.facebook.com/Fre
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Flying Car

This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, "Laser Squirrel" here.
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Submitted: 01/30/2013
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#13 - smokedmeatlog (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Pretty coincidental how this was the next post.
#45 - yourlifeisalie (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**yourlifeisalie rolls 88**
**yourlifeisalie rolls 88**
#48 - colourandshape (01/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
This is my exact argument for why I don't want flying cars.  But all my friends think i have no imagination.  Imagine hitting someone in mid air and your car goes poop a mile in the air. You're pretty much 						******					.  Plus what would be the advantage of flying cars?
This is my exact argument for why I don't want flying cars. But all my friends think i have no imagination. Imagine hitting someone in mid air and your car goes poop a mile in the air. You're pretty much ****** . Plus what would be the advantage of flying cars?
#61 to #48 - batwill **User deleted account** (01/30/2013) [-]
Because where we're going we don't need roads.
Because where we're going we don't need roads.
#7 - crazyolitis (01/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Just remember to have a roof. You never know with the skyscrapers.
Just remember to have a roof. You never know with the skyscrapers.
#73 - darthblam (01/30/2013) [-]
Might need to replace airbags with parachute compartments.
User avatar #68 - mycatislookingatme (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You don't need to make a channel to yourself goddomot.

That's just obnoxious.
#3 - pyra (01/30/2013) [-]
#2 - sinthoras (01/30/2013) [-]
Jep
User avatar #85 - pizzamenz (01/30/2013) [-]
if we all had commercial flying cars.

They would be called airplanes
#36 - kodex (01/30/2013) [-]
But...
#95 - Yojimbo (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Everyone knows that they would have Flying Automated Repair Stations (F.A.R.S.) in a hypothetical "flying car universe".

But funny stand up!
#63 - wunderwaffe (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
but that's not what the check engine light is for, that's the job of the service engine soon light
#53 - shadowpope (01/30/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Semi-related: The car silhouette in the picture is a 280z. It was my first car. Mine was a 1980 model, but I got in 2005 when I started driving.

Nothing to see here... just had me some nostalgia.
#41 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They have flying cars, its called a ******* helicopter.
#51 to #41 - tyroneisanigger (01/30/2013) [-]
Good job Anon, now can you spell "cat"?
User avatar #29 - zhahje (01/30/2013) [-]
Vehicle cannot fly
#25 - reallynotdashie (01/30/2013) [-]
The only reason I want a flying car is so I can re-enact **** like this.
#122 - jkrhpotter (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Flying aint what it's put up to be.
Flying aint what it's put up to be.
#113 - caelinnis (01/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
BREAKING NEWS   
   
Flying cars actually exist! Scientists are calling the new phenomenon "Airplanes"
BREAKING NEWS

Flying cars actually exist! Scientists are calling the new phenomenon "Airplanes"
#126 - Rahmaniac (01/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
MFW I take Fowler Avenue to my university every day.
User avatar #8 - jamesisawesome (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Then fly 5 feet over the ground.
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