Flying Car. This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, "Laser Squirrel" here. www.facebook.com/Fre
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Flying Car

This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, "Laser Squirrel" here.
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Submitted: 01/30/2013
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#13 - smokedmeatlog (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Pretty coincidental how this was the next post.
#45 - yourlifeisalie (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**yourlifeisalie rolls 88**
**yourlifeisalie rolls 88**
#48 - colourandshape (01/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
This is my exact argument for why I don't want flying cars.  But all my friends think i have no imagination.  Imagine hitting someone in mid air and your car goes poop a mile in the air. You're pretty much 						******					.  Plus what would be the advantage of flying cars?
This is my exact argument for why I don't want flying cars. But all my friends think i have no imagination. Imagine hitting someone in mid air and your car goes poop a mile in the air. You're pretty much ****** . Plus what would be the advantage of flying cars?
#61 to #48 - batwill **User deleted account** (01/30/2013) [-]
Because where we're going we don't need roads.
Because where we're going we don't need roads.
#7 - crazyolitis (01/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Just remember to have a roof. You never know with the skyscrapers.
Just remember to have a roof. You never know with the skyscrapers.
#73 - darthblam (01/30/2013) [-]
Might need to replace airbags with parachute compartments.
User avatar #68 - mycatislookingatme (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You don't need to make a channel to yourself goddomot.

That's just obnoxious.
#3 - pyra (01/30/2013) [-]
#2 - sinthoras (01/30/2013) [-]
Jep
User avatar #85 - pizzamenz (01/30/2013) [-]
if we all had commercial flying cars.

They would be called airplanes
#36 - kodex (01/30/2013) [-]
But...
#95 - Yojimbo (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Everyone knows that they would have Flying Automated Repair Stations (F.A.R.S.) in a hypothetical "flying car universe".

But funny stand up!
#63 - wunderwaffe (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
but that's not what the check engine light is for, that's the job of the service engine soon light
#53 - shadowpope (01/30/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Semi-related: The car silhouette in the picture is a 280z. It was my first car. Mine was a 1980 model, but I got in 2005 when I started driving.

Nothing to see here... just had me some nostalgia.
#41 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They have flying cars, its called a ******* helicopter.
#51 to #41 - tyroneisanigger (01/30/2013) [-]
Good job Anon, now can you spell "cat"?
User avatar #29 - zhahje (01/30/2013) [-]
Vehicle cannot fly
#25 - reallynotdashie (01/30/2013) [-]
The only reason I want a flying car is so I can re-enact **** like this.
#122 - jkrhpotter (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Flying aint what it's put up to be.
Flying aint what it's put up to be.
#113 - caelinnis (01/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
BREAKING NEWS   
   
Flying cars actually exist! Scientists are calling the new phenomenon "Airplanes"
BREAKING NEWS

Flying cars actually exist! Scientists are calling the new phenomenon "Airplanes"
#91 - neoexdeath (01/31/2013) [-]
Not to worry sir, your flying car comes with a free pair of Khakis, and a 50,000 dollar life insurance policy in the case of catastrophic engine failure, assuming you can prove it was a flaw in the manufacturing and not you being retarded.

...Hey, we've got this chick down here who can talk to the dead, it'll be fine. You can totally plead your case from the depths of the Underworld. It happens like twice a week down here.
User avatar #49 - satanjensen (01/30/2013) [-]
siht rof deksa reven I
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