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    #71 - chargrilledawesome
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    (05/14/2013)[-]
    I'm English   
I don't like Football (or "Soccer" as you call it)   
I'm an American Football fan (Go Pats)   
At least call it by the name given to it by the people who invented it.   
We could just call American Football "American Rugby", but we don't/   
And before you say Americans invented American Football, it can be traced back to the American Colonial Era. Who colonised America (Or the New World as it was known as)? The British
    I'm English
    I don't like Football (or "Soccer" as you call it)
    I'm an American Football fan (Go Pats)
    At least call it by the name given to it by the people who invented it.
    We could just call American Football "American Rugby", but we don't/
    And before you say Americans invented American Football, it can be traced back to the American Colonial Era. Who colonised America (Or the New World as it was known as)? The British
    #139 to #71 - anon id: 868a5f40
    Reply0
    (05/14/2013)[-]
    >American "Football"
    >Barely use their feet

    >Normal Football
    >Only use their feet except for the goalkeeper
    #138 to #71 - anon id: 868a5f40
    Reply0
    (05/14/2013)[-]
    *Rugby for girls.
    #113 to #71 - justbrandonreally
    Reply0
    (05/14/2013)[-]
    Although I thoroughly enjoy your positive opinion of football,    
who the **** told you that only the English colonized America?   
Sure the English tried colonizing America initially, but a majority of them died off,    
along with many French, and plenty of Spanish too.., then there were African slaves needed, and also the Irish coming over, and eventually it was just a giant mixing pot of    
just ..******* everything..   
Like...we have so many  ethnicity's  of ******* "white people" Polish, Italians, Greeks, ect..that we can't even keep the ethnicity's of them seperate..   
I'm literally just a ******* white person over here..   
Caucasian..   
I don't even care.   
Because I get to enjoy freedom to the max.   
Have you ever even read such a wordy yank?
    Although I thoroughly enjoy your positive opinion of football,
    who the **** told you that only the English colonized America?
    Sure the English tried colonizing America initially, but a majority of them died off,
    along with many French, and plenty of Spanish too.., then there were African slaves needed, and also the Irish coming over, and eventually it was just a giant mixing pot of
    just ..******* everything..
    Like...we have so many ethnicity's of ******* "white people" Polish, Italians, Greeks, ect..that we can't even keep the ethnicity's of them seperate..
    I'm literally just a ******* white person over here..
    Caucasian..
    I don't even care.
    Because I get to enjoy freedom to the max.
    Have you ever even read such a wordy yank?
    User avatar#94 to #71 - schmitty
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    (05/14/2013)[-]
    But we do it call it the name given by the people who invented, just the rich people anyway. Soccer stems from "Association Football". The practice of adding the suffix "-er" to the ends of words actually comes from England, Oxford to be specific. So while the poorer classes called it "football" or "footy" the more wealthy classes, I assume to not be associated with the others, called it "assoccer" and eventually the "as" was dropped from the beginning of the word and it became "soccer".
    User avatar#100 to #94 - chargrilledawesome
    Reply0
    (05/14/2013)[-]
    Also, Soccer is the uncommon name that came after Football, coined by people who didn't invent it the sport.
    User avatar#98 to #94 - chargrilledawesome
    Reply0
    (05/14/2013)[-]
    98% of the time, anyone in Britain who calls it Soccer is a pretentious cunt.
    User avatar#101 to #98 - schmitty
    Reply0
    (05/14/2013)[-]
    Hence what I meant by "the richer people".
    User avatar#90 to #71 - pompladouche
    Reply0
    (05/14/2013)[-]
    I knew you were English by the way you spelled "colonized" lol
    User avatar#96 to #90 - chargrilledawesome
    Reply0
    (05/14/2013)[-]
    Colonised*
    #88 to #71 - swedishassassin
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    (05/14/2013)[-]
    Yea, and they left you to become American. Those brits that made American Football never went back to England. They're in America.   
   
No offense meant.
    Yea, and they left you to become American. Those brits that made American Football never went back to England. They're in America.

    No offense meant.
    User avatar#92 to #88 - littleronan
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    (05/14/2013)[-]
    So if i take a can of coke and pour the coke into a carton of orange juice and not pour the coke back into the can, the coke inside the carton is actually oj?
    #77 to #71 - titfrowig
    Reply-10
    (05/14/2013)[-]
    Nobody gives a ****.
    #80 to #77 - chargrilledawesome
    Reply+8
    (05/14/2013)[-]
    Fair enough. Here
    Fair enough. Here
    User avatar#114 to #80 - justbrandonreally
    Reply0
    (05/14/2013)[-]
    That's God damned adorable.
    I almost feel sad arguing with you.
    ALMOST.
    #84 to #80 - summerx
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    (05/14/2013)[-]
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