Celebration Shit Just Got Real

**anonymous rolls 37,465** cmon quints

For Narnia!

No, silly, it's soccer.

for the horde!!

I disagree, I enjoy watching Iniesta play cause he makes it look easy. How he just walks past 2 defenders like they arent even there.

by good you mean play like this.

oh did that player just run past me while maintaining a 2 foot radius from me? fall as dramatically as possible.

spainish nationals need to get off the field and go back to where they belong, the theatre.

2/2

enjoy

King Edward the third references FOOTBALL as a sport on 1306.

October 26th 1863, Australians first coin the term SOCCER.

American football, first noted game 1869.

Regular football, first noted game 206 BC.

Historically the game referenced in OP's post is officially called Football, and not Soccer, which is a term derived from Australians that later became the name of football games held in Australia, which then took effect in America as the sport of "hand-egg" had already been renamed to something a little less ridiculous (this is fact). America couldn't have two sports of the same name so Soccer was adopted and so it stuck.

This is FOOTBALL.

And American football is AMERICAN FOOTBALL.

History will prove you wrong.

Now shut up.

Pst, get over yourself. it's a game and anyone who is willing to type that long ass comment saying how someone is stupid for calling something a different name than you needs to get laid. in reality languages are just a bunch of mashed up sounds that everyone has heard enough to understand, so who cares what you call it. every word in the English language is equally stupid.

Yeah fuck the English language it's all just words.

Ten sentences is a "long ass comment" in response to one of equal length.

You are one smart motherfucker.

Umm...you both have the same conclusion...so why would you argue against him?

all the logically sound oppositions have already been taking, So I'll just come up with ludicrous examples to make you feel bad: I'm sure you could keep all the blackies out of your football if imperialism didn't suck their countries dry of it's resources. or if slavery didn't keep a few blackies sticking around. But you know what really pisses me off? Why don't Eskimos have a hockey team? If it wasn't for those goddamn Canooks I bet they'd have a decent shot at the world title. I mean, they would have a shot at the Universal title if the fucking extra terrestrials would contact us more often.

Africa is still very rich in resources beyond imagination.

Also, European countries like Italy and Germany had nothing to do with slavery. They shouldn't have to suffer in the hands of "Diversity" as they weren't the ones orchestrating anything.

Just give it up. Immigrants aren't valuable in anyway except for your football.. Europe needs to focus on raising birthrates and sustaining native populations.

yes,it ist true that germany has only one nigger in their team, but boatelli is the FIRST nigger in it the italian national soccer team EVER

dude seriously most call "soccer" football stop making my country look ignorant

This IS football though.

Your American take on the sport would be known as AMERICAN football.

The featured version of football came about hundreds of years before the American alternative. It's only fair in terms of first come first served.

This is football.