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#42 - taurusguy (08/10/2013) [-]
You see, i wouldnt really mind that, as long as the sex is fully hetero, and well, they are not rotting, to each his own i guess.
#84 to #42 - uhidk (08/10/2013) [-]
rotten >>> fresh
#88 to #84 - taurusguy (08/10/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure i want that image out of my head.
#89 to #88 - uhidk (08/10/2013) [-]
don't be such a pussy.
#96 to #89 - taurusguy (08/10/2013) [-]
Im more worried about the fact that someone has pictures like this, not even surprised there are images like this, after seeing a dragon **** a car nothing surprises me.
#100 to #96 - uhidk (08/10/2013) [-]
at least i'm being considerate and not posting the nude ones.
#104 to #100 - taurusguy (08/10/2013) [-]
The closest thing to that weird level i have is this
The closest thing to that weird level i have is this
#110 to #104 - uhidk (08/10/2013) [-]
zombie chicks are simply perfection.
#118 to #116 - uhidk (08/10/2013) [-]
i don't know why these are so small but that's how i found them.
#117 to #116 - uhidk (08/10/2013) [-]
oh yes.
User avatar #83 to #43 - comexx (08/10/2013) [-]
No, no, no. You're supposed to **** 'em up, not **** 'em.
#44 to #43 - taurusguy (08/10/2013) [-]
Well like i said, if they are not rotting and they are not men im alright with it, they are zombies, not like they know wtf viagra is, so i can just end it whenever i feel like it, not like they can do it if im limp, they are not smart, they are zombies.
User avatar #45 to #44 - karvarausku (08/10/2013) [-]
wait... are you the giving or taking part?

because if you are the on taking it then it's impossible (in some sort of zombies) because they bodies ignore the body fluids thus making viagra impossible to use (not getting to the brain section to stimulate brains etc. **** )
#46 to #45 - taurusguy (08/10/2013) [-]
Im a man, call me crazy but its hard to have sex with a limp dick.
User avatar #62 to #46 - karvarausku (08/10/2013) [-]
oh btw. this Gay Zombie (FND Films)
User avatar #47 to #46 - karvarausku (08/10/2013) [-]
hard to near impossible...
btw. don't watch zombie strippers. The name gives better image than the film itself :/
User avatar #52 to #47 - agrofenlas (08/10/2013) [-]
Wait, wait... did you take into account that lust is fueling them, think about it... What if they just walk around constantly erect? Besides, of course its not hetro, they are zombies and I'm supposing they would be a conglomerate of males and females. Lust isn't biased on gender. Also, I likes that movie, it was down right funny.
User avatar #56 to #52 - karvarausku (08/10/2013) [-]
like this? Gay Zombie (FND Films)
User avatar #58 to #56 - agrofenlas (08/10/2013) [-]
... Why does this exist, better question:
Why did I laugh so hard?
User avatar #59 to #58 - karvarausku (08/10/2013) [-]
Because it's happening!!!
Haven't you seen all the gay marriage things ?! It's happening people, I tell you!
Why didn't we see the signs!!!??
User avatar #61 to #59 - agrofenlas (08/10/2013) [-]
Zombies yes, gay rape zombies, probably not.
I'd like a lot of the gene pool to be wiped, but hey, we'll see what happens.
User avatar #64 to #61 - karvarausku (08/10/2013) [-]
Well I guess the WW3 is gonna happen pretty soon if the economics keep going down like they have been doing for years. Who knows... it would be pretty harsh gene pool cleaning I tell you that.
User avatar #66 to #64 - agrofenlas (08/10/2013) [-]
Plans:
Zombies- Grab weapons, head north.
WW3- Grab a weapon, shoot the first few ******* who aren't on my side.

Any question?
User avatar #67 to #66 - karvarausku (08/10/2013) [-]
Zombies: why would you head north?

and about the ww3: we both would be dead in few hours because all the bombing... especially me because I'm the front line guy -.-'
User avatar #69 to #67 - agrofenlas (08/10/2013) [-]
There is a fallout shelter not far from where I live, a gun store four blocks away, and I don't live anywhere important to the military. Bets are, I'd see lots of others die before hand.

As far as zombies... We freeze them to slow or incapacitate them, then we sweep the area and up our kill count with a few more zeds. Wash rinse and repeat daily from our northern safe house.
User avatar #78 to #69 - karvarausku (08/10/2013) [-]
You make it sound easy by going up to north...
Sad thing it's isn't as easy at it sounds because the zombies wouldn't be limited to environment as much as humans. Humans would suffer from hypotermia and paralyzing + to take in notice that because of the cold we couldn't farm food as much as in warmer places. + that you need to eat more to keep your body temperature normal.
User avatar #270 to #78 - agrofenlas (08/10/2013) [-]
I know, we'll take back roads, load up a semi-truck and short trailer, rig it with electric and a generator in the back. Avoid highways, and cities... Its going to be REALLY rough. But with a little dug in bull headedness and elbow grease, I'll make it work.
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