So, thinking about zombies after watching WWZ again and it struck me that zombies are driven by primal instinct in the form of feeding. But, what if they followed a different primal instinct... like sex. Holy ****
, how scary would that be? A massive unstoppable horde of horny rapey zombies, banging at your door, as you cower in the corner while you wait for the inevitable necrotic super-gang-bang that is not going to end until you're dead. ****
that, I'll take being eaten any day of the week before that ****
But then I remembered rule #1 from Zombieland: "Cardio" So to end a short story even shorter, I started going to the gym again today, because I don't want to be raped to death by a zombie horde.
Whatever works, right?