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Submitted: 08/09/2013
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#1 - crazyolitis (08/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I think you just invented the newsest fetish for necrophiles.
User avatar #10 - miscarriage (08/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>banging at your door

so like

zombies having sex outside of your door?
#2 - acemcgunner (08/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#48 - willindor ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
Zombies FW
#27 - thegamegestapo ONLINE (08/10/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Welcome to the wonderful world of Crossed. You're welcome.
#22 - Rammencup (08/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
kinda made me feel like this
kinda made me feel like this
User avatar #7 - qwarthos (08/10/2013) [-]
**** man, you just made zombies worse
#138 - sweetellie (08/10/2013) [+] (15 replies)
But.. Wait...   
If they aren't alive and their heart isn't beating, this means there would be no blood flow..  doesn't that mean it would be impossible for the male zombies to get an erection?    
   
I feel a lot safer now.
But.. Wait...
If they aren't alive and their heart isn't beating, this means there would be no blood flow.. doesn't that mean it would be impossible for the male zombies to get an erection?

I feel a lot safer now.
User avatar #141 - spankyy (08/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There's a game on Android and iPhone called "Zombies, Run!" where it makes it like a roleplaying game where you're running in a zombie invested city.
#146 to #141 - unlikely (08/10/2013) [-]
Zombie invested city?
#222 - falloutplayer (08/10/2013) [-]
"necrotic super-gang-bang"
"necrotic super-gang-bang"
#92 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Zombies aren't real, grow the **** up. It is scientifically impossible to reanimate the dead. Just a few minutes without oxygen does severe, irreversible damage to the brain. Only 5 year olds with over active imaginations believe in zombies. It's childish and immature.
User avatar #105 to #92 - mattdoggy (08/10/2013) [-]
While the condition commonly referred to as a "zombie" originally was a term exclusively meant for those that witch Doctors had raised from the dead, now encompasses a broader term in modern society. It now can be used to describe anyone who has an uncontrolled state where they intend to cause bodily harm to others and spread the state with aforementioned contact.

With the new parameters set up we see that not only is such a concept possible, but that it actually exists in several different areas already.

First we can see it in several parasitic types of bacteria who infect a fishes brain after being consumed. When in the brain they simply cause the fish to turn on its side to signal birds of its location so the fish will be eaten and the bird can further spread the parasite.

Another fine case would be rabies among mammals. A swelling of the brain causes intense aggression and a seemingly mindless body. It spreads through bites and or blood transfer like a zombie. The condition where the patient would be aggressive is only a day to three at most and the majority of that time would be spent unable to move for humans.

The closest thing we have to zombies is a type of fungus that infects certain species of ants. It eats away the ants mind and replaces it, making it a slave worker for the zombie ant colony, with it's only goal being the transformation of other ants. It spreads through contact and bites and quickly it turns into a zombie once bitten.

I'm not saying there are zombies, but a pandemic type event like a zombie isn't far from reality
#86 - bluerangermartin (08/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Cardio killz gains
#40 - nagafever (08/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #4129600 at Click an item and pick it up ** I have fapped to a hentai where they were about to get eaten by zombies but instead stripped naked and ****** them. then their 2 bodyless boyfriends reattached their heads to zombie bodies ( **** if i know how) and ****** them out of jaleousy
User avatar #5 - nanako (08/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
www.crossedcomic.com/

Rapezombies has already been done. and done amazingly. go read
User avatar #250 - priestoftheoldones (08/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So they're banging the door? Banging, like having sex, no? It's not funny? Ok.
User avatar #212 - thelastamerican ONLINE (08/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A massive unstoppable horde of horny rapey zombies, banging at your door

My sides. They don't claw and scratch the door down they slam it repeatedly withtheir pelvis bones until one or the other gives way.
#15 - witislimited (08/10/2013) [-]
Those zombies would not want to catch me.
Those zombies would not want to catch me.
#18 - dervishofwin ONLINE (08/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
There was like, a hentai doujin, where people of Japan was infected with a zombie like virus, not dead, just infected, so they have sex everywhere. Forgot whats it called.... released many chapters though.
There was like, a hentai doujin, where people of Japan was infected with a zombie like virus, not dead, just infected, so they have sex everywhere. Forgot whats it called.... released many chapters though.
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