Feels.

Yeah 'cause the only thing females ever do is complain and friendzone.

Women are not just machines that you put nice tokens into until sex comes out.

This is my favorite friendzone picture

yes! That is where i heard that

:(

Funnyjunk is annoying as fuck when it comes to this. Peolpe joke all the time about "GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH" and then bitch when they get friendzoned, and wonder why. Plus just because you are attracted to someone doesnt mean they automatically like you back, people seem to have a problem understanding this, then blame the girls because "ALL THEY DO IS FRIENDZONE"
Inb4 forever alone much? LULZ

If i may...

In response to your other comment, "Women are not just machines that you put nice tokens into until sex comes out." Why is it that the generalization is that all males (and females in some instances) are nice because they want sex? For some it's more-so the other persons happiness makes them happy. To see their smile brings joy to their life.


Though yes, i admit for some they're only nice because all they really want is sex and I myself think that that is wrong and immoral.

Also, remember it is not Funnyjunk as a whole, it just seems to be the main consensus what with all the sexist jokes about sandwhiches being made and what have you. Not everyone agrees with it. Not every person on here agrees with the ideas and 'jokes' of most others. Keep in mind that Funnyjunk is a website on the internet which can be accessed by (almost) anyone. Not everyone is sexist and then complains about the 'friendzone' unfortunately some are and some do.

Moral of this wall of text: Don't generalize.

My apologies if any of the above sounds pretentious in any way. I in no way mean to impede or impose myself upon anyone or anything.

Agreed wholeheartedly. Whenever I tell some one here that:"You get friendzoned if you make kitchen jokes." They will mostly reply:"We don't behave the same way on FJ as in real life." If this is the case then one the following happens.

1. You've joined the "Women are dumb-bitches"-bandwagon. You're being a poser on the internet, to attain acceptance by random people you don't know. Shame on you.
2. You really do disrespect women. In real life you pretend to be nice, but on the internet you release "The real you." You are only being nice to girls to receive some sort of acceptance or sex. Shame on you.

TL;DR If you act differently to people here than in real life, shame on you.

Oh shut the fuck up about that "get back to the kitchen" logic. No one says that to a woman outside of the internet the same way people don't just go around screaming nigger.

Is that the Aberdeen that Kurt Cobain was from?

Yeah, but that's Aberdeen in america, not the Scottish one :/

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

so would i

:P

i guessed that from your username lol

i like where i live thank you very much

best part of Aberdeen is we were almost unaffected by the "global credit crisis"

because nobody was employed to begin with?

oil capital of europe ring any bells?

so much work going around there are arn't enough skilled engineers to deal with it........thats where the polish come in handy

YOU COLD HEARTLESS BASTARD

He's right, they're not always going to have eachother by their sides, better now that later.
What happens when they're older ?

by the gods of old have you no soul?

that was the cutest face Stocking ever made and it was because she was looking at a gross farting ghost.

sorry to disappoint you, but you might want to check the newer comments...

And now I weep for funnyjunk's unoriginality.

Let us have a brief moment of silence in its honour...

Funnyjunks originality

2001- present day, still M.I.A officially because I'm keeping hope that it comes back to us one day :P

Lol, one shred of hope to cling onto...

I feel like Kate and Gerry McCann though, clinging onto any hope left even though we all know it's deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees.


And now I feel like a prick because that joke was in the worst taste possible.

You are most definitely not being a prick, you are saying the thing that is in everyone's minds in this nation :L

Nobody has told them yet though, that's the problem! I mean, it's a tragic thing, but someone needs to say "look, stay out of the papers. She's dead. I'm sorry for your loss, but move on please..." :S

Also: stop wasting police time, it's getting a little irritating.

Aint that the bloody truth? There's a reason that they were arrested as suspects. Firstly they seemed all too sure that she was alive, and the police were sick of running in circles, they had to try and get them to drop the case.

It's probably the Shannon Matthews thing all over again :/
Sure, they should have some hope, but there's a limit...

Yeah, exactly, but you say that in the general public and you get shot down for it. This is exactly what the internet was made for :P

Like Jeremy Clarkson's joke about the protesters, poor bloke didn't stand a chance :L

Didn't he also say something like "When someone gets hit by a train, they shouldn't stop. Just because someone got hit by a train doesn't mean I need to be late. The body is totally destroyed by the time we've stopped anyway and there's no remnant of a person anymore"

It was definitely something along those lines :L

Lol, fair point :L
Ricky Gervais has some good lines too...

I genuinely think that Ricky Gervais is one of the funniest guys this country has ever produced. He has natural humour to him and he's controversial but unlike comedians like Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr, he isn't controversial for the sake of it, he just says what he thinks. It isn't a gimmick for him! xD

One of the best ones is that he refuses to stop using the word 'mong' on twitter and excessively using it to wind people up! He doesn't do that public apology shit that comedians are shamed into these days lol

Same here! People just don't see it- they think he's a twat, but he's a brilliant comedian :L
Have you seen his show 'Science'?

Lol, maybe he remembers that there's such a thing as freedom of speech.

I used to hate him because he used to be so hateable! He's an arrogant prick but that's part of his charm lol :P His inflated ego is what makes him funny sometimes!

Yeah, I think I've seen it... I can't think of anything about it but I'm fairly certain I've seen all his standup dvds!

He's lovable because he's so hate-able :')

I bloody LOVE The Ricky Gervais Show, it's one of the best things I've watched.

Yeah same, but I think Karl Pilkington puts it on a bit lol

Nobody can be that stupid, surely? :P It's still funny though, like that one where he's worried about running out of words to make up in the English language!!

Because it truly is, every one knows it. there for no-one has to say it.