well fuck

gay marriage is legal now?

It is in many places. Just adding.

I am implying i got the joke.

are you ready?

Oh mate, that was brilliant!

Honey Boo Boo's mother just broke up with you? At least your pelvis has some recovery time now.

:( i bet a handsome fucker like you will find a new better girl in no time!!

Those moves! You miss that..

Here ya go

Im sorry for that bro, have some grilled chese

That is a lot of responses down there.

like 4 conversations

most times I'd just rather be alone then date... I don't really get dating

Most people I know put too much stock in it. One of my best friends was practically suicidal for a short time because he couldn't get a girlfriend. Now that he has one he's rather obsessed with her and already thinks she's "the one" after less than 2 months. :|

I just don't get it
dating getting married why do need all these terms an thing why can't we just be together an be happy cuz in the end that's all it should be about anyway. like getting married I don't get that... so you get a piece of paper saying you love someone... the fucks the point of that... if you wanted that just give them a card or some shit... I"ll just never get it...

The only difference:
A (free*) party and tax breaks.

I can party any time I want an I don't care about tax breaks

I don't get why you are getting red thumbs... it's pretty much the truth...

Eh, no biggie. I got over a hundred on comment earlier. It's just pixels. lol

I know thumbs don't really mean anything.

This is the roll of the year, holy shit.

isnt that the challenge accepted one? cuz if so thats hilarious

There's a place called Honey Town somewhere between Canada and U.S. Every 500 years they establish a tournment to decide the greatest Boo Boo.

WHAT the fuck are you saying to me?

I hope you're not generalizing her with all the other people who are even mildly fat 0.o

oh no sir, not at all. A little (LITTLE) extra padding can enhance beauty, as I prefer my women to be soft and curvy, but this bitch....GODDAMN! you'd have to roll her ass in flour and find the wet spot before you could fuck her. Thats assuming she dosent eat the dough before you find it.

Yeah this chick is ugly and fat as fucking hell. But I only say that because she's famous for nothing, else I wouldn't have cared about how ugly or fat she was.

No liberal should ever think that way. That means they are hypocrites.

I doubt it. She's probably like those slimes in Minecraft or a sea sponge, she reproduces by budding.

>riding public buss
>two guys talking about a disease they both have that causes these large bumps to protrude out of all parts of their body
>"...and ya i passed it on to my son"
>passed it on to my son
>my son
>son

and im still a fucking virgin

Same.

She's the only one i need.

She even helps me get some chicks

She gets me food.

She tries to kill me sometimes

She has nice nails

The only girlfriend that will play video games, probably.

And faps, don't forget the faps.

That is what sparked this conversation. Speaking of... please hold.

Well, that is weird, good night sir

'Night!

not only that but i can see my feet.

and i have less of a chance of dying from obesity