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I have fond memories of the first Spiderman movie. I still like it.
I have never seen Spiderman 2, because it looks bad. And once, I was just sitting at home, flipping channels, when suddenly I fell over this hilarious parody of Spiderman. I mean, it was Doc Oc who messed up a bunch of scientists, and it just looked so funny and ridiculous. Then I checked the text-tv to find out what it was. It was Spiderman 2. That is when I decided I never wanted to watch it.
I watched Spiderman 3, but that was just... bad. Venom was a pussy, Eddie Brock is a big guy, a fitness fanatic. Not just a little squirt from That Seventies show.
And now, finally, a real Spiderman ! With real web-shooters he invents, and Doctor Connors and the Lizard ! And no Kirsten Dunst to screw everything up !
I have never seen Spiderman 2, because it looks bad. And once, I was just sitting at home, flipping channels, when suddenly I fell over this hilarious parody of Spiderman. I mean, it was Doc Oc who messed up a bunch of scientists, and it just looked so funny and ridiculous. Then I checked the text-tv to find out what it was. It was Spiderman 2. That is when I decided I never wanted to watch it.
I watched Spiderman 3, but that was just... bad. Venom was a pussy, Eddie Brock is a big guy, a fitness fanatic. Not just a little squirt from That Seventies show.
And now, finally, a real Spiderman ! With real web-shooters he invents, and Doctor Connors and the Lizard ! And no Kirsten Dunst to screw everything up !