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#187 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
i hate to sound like a jerk but wouldn't it have been easier if he had just gotten a job. i mean the reason that most people like him are homeless is because they have mental disabilities, and he clearly doesn't and therefore would have probably been able to get a job with not too much effort
User avatar #229 to #187 - bunnybitchtits (02/10/2012) [-]
I'm 17 years old. Been looking for a job for a long-ass time now. They're not even easy to find for young girls like myself, so how could a homeless dude find one quickly?
User avatar #189 to #187 - BrayBoy (02/10/2012) [-]
are you for realz ?
#190 to #189 - boothead (02/10/2012) [-]
Bitch im 15.... people keep complaining about how they need a job, If they got off there ass and looked, theyd get one to... Mental Disabilties are common in homeless people who cant get jobs...
User avatar #196 to #190 - BrayBoy (02/10/2012) [-]
yeah but that wouldent be the main reason they're homeless, Its usually because they have no money, you dont just get a job there are interviews and if he dosent have clean clothes or somewhere to wash they wont hire him.
#199 to #196 - boothead (02/10/2012) [-]
Tell your local homeless man to check a librarie, or do what I did, make friends with the magaer... 15, I didnt need the interview... I hung out there and talked to the dude, I have working papers, a job, and a crazy Mexican chef who cooks things for me when I ask, to get a good job when you think you cant, stay away from chain resturaunts or stores... Those are just profit...
#211 to #199 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, because I'm sure the manager of any respectable and profitable business would just love having a filthy homeless man just hanging out in his or her store and chatting him up. And good even getting an interview in the current market without a high school diploma, which I'm sure this guy didn't have. Furthermore, just because you got a job plopped into your lap doesn't put you in the position to judge those who don't have one, or anyone for that matter.
User avatar #243 to #211 - heykidsfreecandy (02/11/2012) [-]
I'm glad someone in this thread has the slightest bit of common sense. Thanx anon
#233 to #211 - boothead (02/10/2012) [-]
Silly Lamar Smith... Bitch if he dropped out of High school he can suck a dick... And if he did not receive it due to "Certain" Circumstances... Tough **** ... 12 year olds can toenail clipping me down, but I still remember Yellow Funnyjunk so suck my Massive pre-pubescent balls, either way there are ways to climb out of it, Everyone has a talent, exploit it, and work on it, if you don't have the money to, save the Wellfare money you receive and use the savings, Gauranteed if you look hard enough, you can get a job, Unless your a prick, then have fun being a polotician under U.S. Congress, This place sucks... After I get enough money, im heading back to Ireland... Do anything you want, **** up in highschool, One day your that local Homeless man who can't find a job, Like kids who make fun of our ways... They wont get **** ....
User avatar #205 to #199 - inomonym (02/10/2012) [-]
WOW. That is all.
#213 to #205 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
I gotta say I kinda agree with him. I'm 15 and it took me maybe 30 minutes to get a job caddying at the Broadmoor, all they require is the training, which is free, the suit that costs $30 (but pays for itself the first day) and you easily making double the minimum wage. The only other thing would be cleaning the jumpsuit, but there's a laundromat maybe 15 minutes away, and I wouldn't be surprised if they had one there.
#216 to #213 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
What's up with all these 15 year olds who think they know how the world works already?
#227 to #216 - steamingvagina (02/10/2012) [-]
AP Micro&Macro Economics, AP Modern World History, US Government, and most important for dealing this narrow-minded people like you, psycholog.
#234 to #227 - boothead (02/10/2012) [-]
Im 15 yea, big ****** whoop, age is a number, second your balls drop and you stop following media trends, Come talk to me... How did I get my job? Im not from U.S. and i can tell you... Common 15 yearolds are pretty ******* stupid, but when one openly admits **** is about to hit the fan and splatter on the walls, Then you should be considered and "Adult"
#239 to #234 - steamingvagina (02/11/2012) [-]
I must agree with you about the average 15yo, luckily my school is pretty high up, still doesn't mean everyone's smart.
#244 to #239 - boothead (02/11/2012) [-]
I like the part where old men are throwing it like monkeys...
User avatar #215 to #213 - inomonym (02/10/2012) [-]
You know why it's easier for you to get a job at that age? Because employers look to hire students who need experience, not adults with none. Try getting a job when you don't have a roof over your head. Jesus Christ the youth of today disappoints me...
#241 to #215 - heykidsfreecandy (02/11/2012) [-]
Couldn't agree more. I think I just made it out on the end of the very last intelligent generation of today's youth. All that's left after mine (I'm 17 now) is just a bunch of tough **** pre-teens/young teenagers who think they know how to run the system.
#249 to #241 - steamingvagina (02/11/2012) [-]
Actually, my class as a whole has the highest percentage of students going into advanced classes, at a very advanced school. The generation below me, on the other hand, has one of the lowest :/
#245 to #241 - boothead (02/11/2012) [-]
They think the system is legit, its pathetic, Whoever controls media, controls sales. cartoons(No longer aired if good D=) television show, ****** reality tv, but, Presedents, Ron Paul does not get fair air time... Why? Hes not a republican or Democrat, AND he doesnt pay money to be interviewd, He knows the systems corrupt and broken, Hes fughting for peace, and change, Difference is he would have power over the rascist old white men called congress, Obama knew what he was doing, they wouldnt let him do it...
#217 to #215 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
You make no sense, its a CADDYING JOB, aka unskilled labor (besides the 3 hours or so of training) so why not have a stronger black adult than a young white child? And over half of the caddies were minorities, a lot of people would fly in from Jamaica and send the money back to their families.
User avatar #218 to #217 - inomonym (02/10/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter! Employers seek young students. It's common knowledge.
Employers have to question why this strong black man has not had any, or has had very little prior job experience. If a student has little or no job experience, it makes sense. They're young and caught up in school, which makes them seem reliable, while at first glance the adult does not.
#219 to #218 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
Your thinking out of opinion, I could just as easily say "they only want to hire adults or minorities because they need the money more." In fact they do, and that's why there are so many Jamaicans working there. I'm getting my support from facts, your looking at what YOU think they would do. You are (most likely) not an economist or extremely wealth entrepreneur.
User avatar #220 to #219 - inomonym (02/10/2012) [-]
No, actually. Jamaicans get hired when they come up to work because they work for little and work hard. LMAO me, wealthy? I'm a 19 year old living in a ****** bachelor apartment, working at a gas station. Quit assuming **** and go read a book.
#221 to #220 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
Exactly my point, but the Jamaicans don't get paid less, they usually get paid more. Of course, they were more experienced then I was, but they easily made 3x what I made on average. It took me less than a minute to find this, google "Top 10 reasons employers want to hire you CNN", the only thing against it is #4 and 5, but it still wouldn't give a student advantage over any other person.
User avatar #242 to #221 - heykidsfreecandy (02/11/2012) [-]
Alright, who's the dip **** who toenail clippinged up this comment?
User avatar #222 to #221 - inomonym (02/10/2012) [-]
Probably depends on the job. My grandmother used to employ Jamaicans each year, and we have family friends that still do. And with average jobs, it does. My friend was recently told this by several employers while she was job searching through fast food restaurants and such.
#223 to #222 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
Ok, a bit of a misunderstanding here, what do you mean by "it does." Assuming you saying Jamaicans make less, thats because of lingering racism and such, NOT because of students vs. unemployed/homeless.
User avatar #224 to #223 - inomonym (02/10/2012) [-]
I'm just saying my grandmother paid them minimum wage while her other employees got a bit more. They worked for her longer. I'm not saying they get paid less than anyone here. >.>
#226 to #224 - steamingvagina (02/10/2012) [-]
Well, I think its about time I get some sleep, Good Night
#225 to #224 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
Ok, but what are you saying this for in relation to the whole "15yo thinks he is smart because he can get job while unemployed cant because employers are looking to hire students" argument? If anything, what you just said would encourage them to hire minorities (who are often unemployed) because they'd get more work for less pay.
User avatar #231 to #225 - inomonym (02/10/2012) [-]
Yeah I realized it sounded that way after I already posted it. Haha. How did it even drift into minorities... oh well
#254 to #231 - anonymous (02/16/2012) [-]
#203 to #199 - heykidsfreecandy (02/10/2012) [-]
Holy **** ... A fifteen year-old middle-upper class white kid just solved the unemployment issue.
No, really. We've already ordered your Nobel Peace prize.
But seriously. Get educated on your own ******* country's economic crisis you ignorant pretentious **** .

Also;
*manager
*library

For you, it might be better to just avoid ever saying anything about any subject until you've firmly grasped it, which may prove difficult for you.
#235 to #203 - boothead (02/10/2012) [-]
How do I talk to people actually born with good wholesome American spirirt? Lets see, Logic gets a response of "Lol Lamar Smith" And intellectual conversation gets me called a "manchild"got it...

Lol dumbass i knowz more then youz herpderp.... I live here and you people suck... Crazed Media Zombies who watch Jersey shore and think its cool, **** needs change, That man wouldnt be Homeless if the Legal system was not broken and full of holes...
User avatar #240 to #235 - heykidsfreecandy (02/11/2012) [-]
"Getting a job is easy, just be friends with the boss! Duh guys..."
Damn, you're an intellectual. For the record, no one here thinks your a 'manchild' or intelligent. Based on your argument, everyone who has read your comments just thinks your a misguided rich kid who thinks he's hot **** .
Back to your theory!
Welp, I think you have to test this out for us. Here's your mission:
>Be homeless
>Wear unfit clothing that hasn't been washed in weeks
>As soon as you can grow actual facial hair, let it grow to be unruly, unattractive and very dirty.
>Do not bathe in any way for a few weeks
>And (here's the kicker) Be black.

Once you've got all this out of the way, you're ready for your mission! Now, looking like the pathetic helpless poverty stricken man you are, walk up to the manager of whatever business you'd like to find work in!

Go ahead, you'll notice how easy and simple it is to get respect when you look like a homeless person!
Now at this point, because of your excellent people skills, you should have miraculously gotten the manager to hire you despite being the bum you are!
All you've got to do now is find a way to show up to work day in and day out looking well dressed, clean and proper with absolutely no access to a bathroom or any type of toiletries.
Because regardless of you being 'good friends' with your employer, you won't last too long without a good bath everyday!
Which you don't have because, to reiterate, you're homeless.
Nobody can hate you for being wealthy or young or employed, but just because life dealt you an easy hand doesn't mean that their aren't people in the world with real problems that can be solved just by 'getting a job.'
#247 to #240 - boothead (02/11/2012) [-]
Also... Fascism is essentially where the "State" or Government is more important then its people, Dictator-Ship... Rights are going down the toilette like dead fish, If they can get a job, Im proud of them, no matter how its done, And just because you cant get one, doesnt mean you should make it seem hard to... Look around... in NYC Ive never once, seen somebody walk into Anyware and ask for a job... Just people begging for change... I gave my jacket to a homeless man, IT was snowing and I had a long walk home, I bought another one, I saw him again when I took a trip last month, He went out, found a job, and payed me back... I bet I looked like a retard when he handed me a new one...
User avatar #250 to #247 - heykidsfreecandy (02/11/2012) [-]
^^^ This story seems legit.
#246 to #240 - boothead (02/11/2012) [-]
Rich? Rich? No no no... Never handed anything, this computer Im on? My own paychecks, Cloths I wear? My own pay checks. Food I eat? Unless its at a holiday, I pay for that myself, Kids are spoiled, I grew up in a different place, Eat what the Government tells you kiddies, Its all good for you... America is where you want to live, Right? WRONG! Internment camps for those who are, in the future, insubordinate and stand in the way of money... Im 15... Age is just a number, Not Good friends with him either, I convinced him I was perfect for a job there, as I was friendly, and managed to scrape Change in the parking lot at a ******* Rite-Aid to by my cloths, Nothing fancy, ******* Old Navy Jeans, Khols shirt, Wal-Mart sneakers, Already had undergarments, Hand-me-downs... I just walked in one day and started talking, Sure, Id have his back as hed have mine when **** hits the fan but I sure as **** aint "Hangin" With him... When I get my Highschool Diploma in your pathetic excuse for a Democratic Republic (Excuse my large words) I will enlist in your poorly armed, yet massive military, and fight the terrorist scum, that the you actually beleive exists... Open your eyes, on a funny website, there is Time for seriousness, because when they say your second amendmint was terminated, Youll be spraying bullets at them Like any other person living here... Just got ******* full citizenship, Im here for good, I may as well die here to....
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