so heart warming. . Popped Intel HM to buy a sweater fer snark... this guy fellows me in. sews “Fen probably doth remember me. I see you walk drawn this street  so heart warming Popped Intel HM to buy a sweater fer snark this guy fellows me in sews “Fen probably doth remember I see you walk drawn street
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Popped Intel HM to buy a sweater fer snark... this guy fellows me
in. sews “Fen probably doth remember me. I see you walk drawn
this street a fee times a week and You give a duller be at least we
homeless i! , Wu given me at least enter the last 6
months. I fennel a jab and a place to live, Thanks." The
hands me and walks away. - at Hem Pike Street.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#63 - IcRetoast
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>Be 18
>Go to school
>See bullies picking on a hot girl
>Approach the group undetected
>Punch-out the leader of the group
>The rest of the group circles around me
>Take off backpack
>Use it in a twirling motion to beat up most of the guys
>The rest scramble as they notice I am the alpha male
>Girl thanks me
>Says she was actually going to quit school to become a hooker
>Asks if I wanted to be her first client
>I accept
>We ****
>She says I was so good that she would pay me instead
>Accept the money and leave
<-- here is a pic to prove it.
#343 to #63 - markuslammi
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>be 18
>go to school
> get bullied by some random dudes
> see this guy approaching
> punches the leader
> the group is circling around him
>takes out the whole group by using his backpack
> I thank him
> told him i was gonna quit school and become a hooker
> asked him if he wanted to be my first client
> he accepted it
> we ****
> he was so good i actually paid him
> accepted the money and left
#146 to #63 - linxus
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This image has expired
#212 to #146 - theonewhoderps
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#331 to #212 - sonicg
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Foxtrot as ****.
#174 to #63 - anon id: d295ffba
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Of course.
#270 to #63 - jtastic
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#213 to #63 - liquidz
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It's... like I've seen that photo somewhere before... somewhere... very close to here...
#342 to #213 - anon id: 8a6b6cf0
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Her picture/ I saw driving up the street neighbor $$$$
#272 to #63 - zipzapzoop
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>makes up ******** story
>shows picture of money claiming its proof


you are a glorious faggot
#278 to #272 - rocstarsix
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#276 to #272 - ybboB
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That's the joke.
#307 to #272 - badsamaritan
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#314 to #272 - koalasonfire
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OMG RLLY?!
OMG RLLY?!
#306 to #272 - orgasm
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User avatar #289 to #272 - markertemp
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The picture is from the content, of course it's fake.
#285 to #272 - anon id: d093c6af
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>has to accuse it of being fake despite it being blatantly obvious it was made up
#86 to #63 - undeadwill
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User avatar #88 to #86 - internetrage
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i think we all know whos the beta here pal
#90 to #88 - undeadwill
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#99 to #90 - beefking
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**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Huh? **
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Huh? **
#107 to #99 - youareohsowrong
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YFW that roll
YFW that roll
#139 to #107 - anon id: e2f3955a
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#234 to #139 - anon id: 4c45896c
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ANONS CAN ACTUALLY SUCK DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can suck, and swallow what you cum out.
This isn't just the only thing!!!!

Anons hide their dick sucking skills by having orgies completely gay so they don't accidentally turn straight when they see someone with a flat chest they like, small nipples, fallacious, etc, and Anons congregate so they appear as a bigger group.
Anons also faggonate, and are unchangable to avoid their loss of constant cock and similar genitalia.

Try attacking, and verbally harming anons by calling them faggots and ********* whenever you're surrounded and look for the more faggoty anons and give them red thumbs for what appears to be a retarded statement.

SHOVE YOUR FIST UP YOUR ASS!!!!!! YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T ATTEND YOUR BIRTH!!!!!!
#266 to #234 - jmillenium
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But wait you're an anon. So an anon telling other anons to... what... I don't get it.
#188 to #139 - anon id: 156e8c92
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starts with *The reason why asians..

ends with THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!

you're doing it wrong, step it up anon.

saniccumonstepitup.jpg
#189 to #99 - redtooth
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That's the coolest ************* gif I've seen in quite a while.
#100 to #99 - undeadwill
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#181 to #90 - lamarisagoodname
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the special kinds of faggots that delete comments
#187 to #181 - undeadwill
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#110 to #86 - frysandaburger
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Wedding ring doesn't go on the pinky artard...   
Artard: one who makes an art of being a retard.
Wedding ring doesn't go on the pinky artard...
Artard: one who makes an art of being a retard.
User avatar #303 to #110 - Shitthatscrazy
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isnt that just like most things claiming to be modern/abstract art?
#305 to #303 - frysandaburger
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#348 to #305 - Shitthatscrazy
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User avatar #125 to #119 - admiralen
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no one puts it on the middlefinger, the one beside the pinky is called the ringfinger for a reason
User avatar #135 to #125 - frysandaburger
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What a pussy... couldn't even take 3 red thumbs.
undeadwill I summon you to this internet reaming!
#180 to #135 - undeadwill
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User avatar #191 to #180 - LemonNADE
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Oh jesus, red thumbs. it's the end of the ******* world.
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User avatar #196 to #193 - frysandaburger
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When you get red thumbs you're supposed to spit on the internet's dick and take it like a man.
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User avatar #208 to #125 - PubLandlord
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I think it may be called the ring finger because it might be the only vein that goes to the heart and thats why it's on that finger, I could probably have googled it to be certain but cba, I am sure you can check the validity of that myth for me


xoxox
#326 to #208 - tiredofannon
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Every vein goes to the heart. Thats the ******* point of them.
#357 to #326 - broorb
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^ this

made me laaughrughrgh
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#347 to #63 - anon id: ade2fcb7
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>be me, hear about girl getting picked on by a bunch of guys
>she was probably upset and female sadness is hawt, imagine her crying, get boner
>imagine her trying to kill herself as soon as she got home, boner rips through jeans, busts through the ceiling
>the thought of her tears keep my erection fueled, it keeps going into the sky, my dick is in space now and starts to carry me off with it
>I have a several thousand foot long erection and am floating in space, sun's gravitational field pulls me in, "Eh, **** it"
>No, I mean literally have sex with the sun. I ravage that ******* star so hard
>it pulls my entire body inside of it, I am now looking outward from the center of the sun
>My dick is still the same length, Sun now looks like it has a boner
>I am the sun, shine my rays onto Earth and ****, everyone is constantly bathed in the rays of my burning hydrogen phallus, and contentedly so, because they'd die without it
>They want my Sunny D
User avatar #321 to #63 - infineks
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>Be 9
>hanging out with the coolest 9-yr olds in school
>Fooling around with a close friend-girl (wouldn't date, has cooties) of mine
>Teasing her and stuff
>Huge big kid hits me in the face
>Wake up 20 seconds later, see stars
>All my friends running in terror
>My friend is getting raped
>Big kid extorts money from her
>Big kid runs away, starts skipping
I'll never forget what you did that day IcRetoast you ******* asshole.
#172 to #63 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #4156165 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** mfw
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #4156165 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** mfw
#312 to #63 - abominationz
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>Be 18
>Go to school
>See bullies picking on a bunch of hot girls
>Approach the group undetected
>Punch-out the leader of the group
>The rest of the group circles around me
> Take off backpack
>Use it in a twirling motion to beat up most of the guys
>The rest scramble as they notice I am the alpha male
>Girls thank me
>Say they were actually going to quit school to become hookers
>Ask if I want to be their first client
>I accept
>We ****
>They say I was so good that they would pay me instead
>Accept the money and leave
<-- here is a pic to prove it.
#315 to #312 - wired
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Wait what the ****
Wait what the ****
#269 to #63 - tigerrish
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Suprised no one used this yet.
User avatar #249 to #63 - yindragon
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It took me a while to realize, he isn't just trying to make an outlandish joke, he's actually pointing out how a picture of money in a story about money doesn't make it true, and as such, this content is most likely ********.
#290 to #63 - slushie
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Well duh its fake...    
   
you can tell because of the pixels.
Well duh its fake...

you can tell because of the pixels.
#323 to #63 - spartanswimmer
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good story...sorry the pic is from the story about giving to homeless people
#324 to #323 - anon id: 7805d84a
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That's the joke, comment #249 will clear up things for you.
#325 to #324 - spartanswimmer
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Thank you kind black man
Thank you kind black man
#293 to #63 - jalthelas
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User avatar #302 to #293 - therealtjthemedic
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lel ur stoopid
User avatar #299 to #293 - mattimeon
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An alpha that's who.
#345 to #63 - jibb
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User avatar #332 to #63 - chickendinna
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although that doesn't prove the story is true...it's just a picture of money in a hand
#340 to #332 - thegrohltroll
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User avatar #351 to #340 - chickendinna
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i understand, i was trying to be funny....at least i succeeded at the opposite. a thumb is a thumb i guess..
User avatar #333 to #332 - waffies
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thats the point
#341 to #332 - aberserkerbull
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idiot
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#184 to #63 - olafthebard
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Who say's thats not just a pic of you holding a 50 dollar bill you got from like, work or something?
#186 to #184 - redtooth
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#211 to #186 - taygah
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#222 to #211 - redtooth
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I sincerely doubt that.
I sincerely doubt that.
#256 to #222 - taygah
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Just another proof that the majority of FJ users are just a bunch of underage faggots who don't understand sarcasm!
#260 to #256 - redtooth
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Ah, of course, calling me an underage faggot is a sure way to prove your maturity and your point!
Ah, of course, calling me an underage faggot is a sure way to prove your maturity and your point!
#264 to #260 - taygah
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User avatar #265 to #264 - ICanHazSoulz
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You don't exactly have the right to call anybody "upset" as you are the one calling people underage faggots
#268 to #265 - taygah
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Well you got the point there. Seems he is actually upset because it's the truth. Why would he be offended if it wasn't the truth? -Yep, truth hurts. Touché.   
No more interviews now, thank you.
Well you got the point there. Seems he is actually upset because it's the truth. Why would he be offended if it wasn't the truth? -Yep, truth hurts. Touché.
No more interviews now, thank you.
#286 to #268 - LaBarata
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#281 to #268 - hotschurl
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#322 to #268 - pineapplepeople
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Your logical falacies have falacies.
#339 to #256 - broorb
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>says something stupid and unfunny
>whinges that it's everyone else's fault for not being clever enough
>when in actual fact
>you're just a twat
User avatar #355 to #339 - taygah
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I didn't say any of these you ******* cunt. Also, this is not 4chan so stop trying to greentext. Just proves my ******* theory of FJ. DO me a favor and kill yourself
#356 to #355 - broorb
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oh! oh big man! such an angry big man! say cunt again! hit something! roar!
#358 to #356 - taygah
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Got a bit mad there, sorry for that. have a thumb!
#359 to #358 - broorb
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Haha it's okay, it made me laugh. Thank you for your thumb. And your jimmies. c:
#308 to #256 - badsamaritan
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You are an fj user how do we know your not apart of the majority???
User avatar #316 to #308 - sinonyx
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who know how i'm not part of the majority

it's "a part of the majority"
or "apart from the majority"
User avatar #317 to #316 - badsamaritan
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sorry, dyslexia and dysgraphia run in the family
User avatar #318 to #317 - sinonyx
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excuses
#319 to #318 - badsamaritan
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grats
#330 to #256 - hudspud
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**** *****, what are you doing? Run while you can!
#251 to #211 - bigmanblue
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you should not have that many red thumbs
i pity you
User avatar #295 to #184 - undeadwill
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Wow.
You got worse red thumbs than me and I really ****** **** up.
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#309 to #63 - jjmr
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&gt;be 18   
&gt;bullies circle me   
&gt;use backpack as flail to beat them up   
&gt;yogurt in lunchbox explodes filling bag with yogurt   
&gt;ruler snaps   
&gt;get beaten up   
&gt;cry because my yogurt is wasted and my ruler snapped
>be 18
>bullies circle me
>use backpack as flail to beat them up
>yogurt in lunchbox explodes filling bag with yogurt
>ruler snaps
>get beaten up
>cry because my yogurt is wasted and my ruler snapped
#336 to #309 - jjmr
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PART TWO

>go home after school, same day
>yogurt all over my back pack
>cry whole way home
>tell dad what happened
>dad beats me up for being a bitch
User avatar #32 - paradox
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i dont give homeless people money. i give them giftcards
#83 to #32 - anon id: 2f2e427e
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me too, mostly tim hortons ones lol
#179 to #32 - anon id: d0515765
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Oh geez you're so smart and witty haha because gift cards totally can't be sold, glad you went out of your way to do that.
User avatar #271 to #179 - paradox
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i never put more than $7 so even if they did it they wont get that much
#301 to #32 - anon id: b8721293
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......That is actually really smart.
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#33 to #32 - EnergizierAnon
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YES, that way they can't spend it on drugs!
User avatar #34 to #33 - paradox
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thank you have a thumb
#35 to #34 - EnergizierAnon
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Oh, paradox. we meet again. lol
User avatar #38 to #35 - paradox
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please dontt hate me. i just have a little bit of a drinking problem.
User avatar #36 to #35 - paradox
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we have?

ps i love your pic
User avatar #39 to #36 - EnergizierAnon
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yes, i'm quite sure. that must have been later in your timeline i suppose though.
User avatar #40 to #39 - paradox
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well then i will see you soon?
User avatar #41 to #40 - EnergizierAnon
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could be, or maybe not. only the future knows.
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#145 to #25 - anon id: 40946994
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...profit*?
User avatar #168 to #145 - rockamekishiko
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>????
>profit *
#182 to #25 - anon id: 68edcbb4
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>sees story
>is jealous because your poor as ****
>get butthurt
> make fun of it with an lame ass joke thats older than ******* dinosaurs
>.......
>gets thumbs
> asshole
#59 - seleniyxoxo
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Except where I live, it is impossible to tell which are the real homeless, and which are the assholes pretending to be to get money.
Story time!
>I used to work at a Subway
>this guy would stand down by the street everyday
>One day he got someone to come in with him and buy him food
>Right after this the generous civilian left
>Then the "homeless guy" pulls out his blue tooth and calls for a ride
>Next thing I know, a van (like the sliding side door child abductor type) pulls up
>Guy jumps in the back
>At least 5 others dressed as homeless are in the back
>They got a fake homeless orginization
#79 to #59 - anon id: 252df546
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Sucks to bee BULLIED ALL THE TIME- MAYBE JUST MAYBE/ YOYR MUND HAS CAR CRASH SELECTIVE AMNESIA/ WATCHERS DONT REILLY CARE BOUT REAL WIFE/ BONUS FOR ALL US/ WIN WIB WITHOUT I TOLD U SO/ U R BRAINWASGED/ NO ACCIDENT BEE/ DEE ST JOES
User avatar #143 to #59 - rieskimo
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We have a homeless organization where I live too, it's called Brown University.
There are so many Brown students around the outskirts of campus that try and panhandle it's pathetic. It used to be easy to spot them, all you had to do was look for kids with well cut hair but now that being a hipster is a thing it's nearly impossible to tell if they're "vintage" or "garbage".
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Huge problem here in Norway, people come from the EEA countries, (No need for a Visa to get in) and during the summer months, some of them (As far as I've heard) get up to $600 every day, begging for money in central Oslo. In the evening they get picked up by a merc or porsche where the leaders of the organisations who bring them here take a large percentage of the money, and at the end of the season, ship them home..

Not to talk about the gypsies that ruin our forests and steal gas and tools..
#185 to #59 - honkan
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User avatar #87 to #59 - psychlogic
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Yeah, we have gypsys where I live. They bandage one of their kids' feet and dress all raggedy and have nasty teeth. They asked for money, so I offered to buy them some food. I'm thinking I'll get like a rotisserie chicken for her and her kids. This bitch grabs a shopping cart and starts throwing stuff in it. She tried to get her kid a doughnut. After I bought her some bread and a few vegetables and water, she gets into an SUV with her husband and drives off.
User avatar #141 to #87 - biggydy
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I know some gypsys too. ************* dress as they have no money, but they drive cars that are worth at least $50.000, and the cars are legal, they aren't robbed or anything. I don't know how they live.
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$50.00 car? what are they midget gypsies that ride around in a tonka?
User avatar #153 to #150 - biggydy
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$50,000? Sorry, we use a dots instead of commas here.
User avatar #155 to #150 - psychlogic
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European countries use a period where we would normally use a comma within number. Note the three zeros after $50.
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*************** GYYYYYYYPSYYYYYYYYYYSSS!!!!1
#75 to #59 - urbemarmis
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homeless organization...that made me laugh harder than i shouldve. image unrelated
#26 - walcorn
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Always be nice to homeless people

look at it as sidequests
User avatar #49 to #26 - bluerangermartin
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HoboBane
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+10% of StabAttack againts hobos with mints.
User avatar #111 to #109 - bluerangermartin
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I never thought I would lay my eyes on such a magnificent artefact... It was only rumoured to exist... Mere whispers in the wind.
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I give money to homeless people all the time, thinking the karma will come back to me.

One of the homeless men I give money to just robbed me at knifepoint last week, and took my credit card.

So much for building good karma.
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i'll dump some pics if it makes things any better
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why are you still alive
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What. The. ****.
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#64 to #9 - anon id: 96201289
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its not building karma if you only do it for good karma later...
#69 to #9 - anon id: c67cc382
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dont you know? It only gives you the good karma bonus. Pffft casual.
User avatar #74 to #9 - xturboxx
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Karma isn't about expecting anything in return, it's about doing it to feel good about what you did. That's it. Don't expect that things will be better, just hope they will be.
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If you expect something in return for being a nice guy.
Then you're not a nice guy.
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good karma only works if you don't expect something in return

you actually gained bad karma
User avatar #66 to #9 - vonjackindigo
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unless he had you around your neck with that knife you could have struggle ****** still had your credit card and come out with minor injury if any hes a hobo therefore not that intelligent or not that strong and 9 outta 10 times hes goin to be lazy....hes a hobo for a reason i do feel bad for you thou cause that **** sucks
#219 to #9 - phunkyphatass
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The way I see it, Karma doesn't work if you expect something in return.
User avatar #93 to #9 - Fgner
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1) Karma has nothing to do with intentions. The concept is what goes around comes around, essentially. It's not some big rule book with exceptions and subtext.

2) He's homeless, couldn't have been all that strong since he was probably starving?

3) People are creatures of habit. He'll probably come back to his original spot sometime. Spend that money on something rancid as **** (or even just use piss) and pour it on him everyday until you never see him again. If he goes to the cops, they won't believe him - he's a homeless guy.
User avatar #157 to #93 - jajathezombie
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Nah man, homeless people are crazy strong for their size, kinda like chimpanzees and retards.
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always nice to have a bro to crash in
#92 to #9 - oenomaus
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you should read som kant, bro. Giving something because you expect something in return is not a good deed.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kantian_ethics
User avatar #31 to #9 - infinitereaper
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Well mug him back
User avatar #70 to #9 - empithree
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did he took your mints?
#61 to #9 - comehonorfacetwice
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I'm a hipster and I like to hang out on the street all day long. This ****** keeps giving me money, and I don't know why. He must think I'm homeless or something. Anyways, it makes me feel really bad.

Last week, I finally got tired of it and robbed him at knife point. I came out of it with a credit card. What a retard that man was.
#42 to #9 - eminesser
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I understand why you are an angry black man, I'd be too if that had happened to me
#23 to #9 - carloscondit
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not really a good deed if your expecting something out of it...
but none the less that sucks bro
#53 to #23 - rainbowrush
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When you build karma you generally don't expect you to get things for it. It's more that when you contribute to helping the world better, the world will be better. It's like positive energy surrounding you (sounds stupid, but it's not). Because I help people when they ask, or I see that I can provide better help than others nearby, I help them. In return, I've got to known many awesome people. I would also get help just by snapping my fingers, but that's not important
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What the ******* ****, why is everybody acting like they came from a disney movie today?
#82 to #80 - rainbowrush
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Just explaining my thoughts on karma.
#50 - pappathethird
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I hate this romantic portrayal of homeless people on the web.

Most homeless people are drug addicts or alcohols (pun intended) or at the very least mentally disabled, who won't get better if you give them money. I'm not saying you shouldn't, just don't expect anything.
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not sure whether to thumb down for gross right-wing generalisation...or thumb up for flight of the conchords
not sure whether to thumb down for gross right-wing generalisation...or thumb up for flight of the conchords
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different usage of the word gross
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#73 to #50 - lolme
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Poor alcohols...
Poor alcohols...
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FEEEEEELTIME
> be me
>going to same school since 5th grade
>School bus leaves me n' sis on highway errday, we cross under the bridgewalk thingy where there's always a black dude selling **** from radios to bags, clocks and amateur paintings.
> say hi to him everyday + fist hand motion for strength (to be strong for school & his work)
> years pass by & I haven't realised he's watched me grow
> it's year 13. Have my study-leave before exams
> was walking home after running some errands and I pass under the bridge
> see black dude, we greet eachother, he asks about my sis and where she is
>I tell him about me never having to go to school again and that I am finishing soon
> surprise in his eyes, he starts to tear up.
>makes fist and puts it by his heart
>My eyes water and I make the fist, hold it by my heart
> walk off in silence, look back, he is smiling and holding his hand by his heart still
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UGH
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> black dude
> asks where your sister is

hue
#245 to #108 - anon id: 68803ebf
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It sounds like he had a heart attack and you just left him...
User avatar #229 to #108 - joeledo
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The real question here is, are you finished with those errands?
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#134 - wbrehmer
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the feels... I used to be homeless, as well. I've slept in so many odd places because of it. From the McDonald's playground to a short bus I broke into at the local YWCA. Behind a gas station and mostly in a tent in the woods. I could only afford to eat once a week, at the most. And it's been 2 years since I've pulled myself back up but I still feel alienated from most of humankind now. This post severely pulled at my heart strings.
the feels... I used to be homeless, as well. I've slept in so many odd places because of it. From the McDonald's playground to a short bus I broke into at the local YWCA. Behind a gas station and mostly in a tent in the woods. I could only afford to eat once a week, at the most. And it's been 2 years since I've pulled myself back up but I still feel alienated from most of humankind now. This post severely pulled at my heart strings.
User avatar #152 to #134 - swooshbear
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Only could eat once a week?

Ya I believed it up until there.
User avatar #194 to #152 - varrlegrimscythe
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A healthy person can survive without food for a month so long as they have enough water.
User avatar #232 to #194 - cormy
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Hmm? A month? I thought it was about a week max with water, and about 3 days without water or food.
User avatar #304 to #232 - wbrehmer
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It's 2 - 3 weeks with only water. It's a max of 6 days without food or water
User avatar #259 to #194 - swooshbear
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My point is that it's easy to get food for free.

Ever hear of soup kitchens? Food banks? Homeless shelters? Even stealing.
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There isn't a soup kitchen in Wilmington, NC. There is a homeless shelter which costs 60$ a week.... like I could really afford that.....
User avatar #224 to #134 - cozer
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People that go through tragedies seem to always feel alienated from other people because of it, trust me I know. The best thing you can do is try your hardest to be the best person you can be.
#148 to #134 - spidahridah
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But why?
#124 - studbeefpile
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Maybe I'll keep living on this planet after all....
#131 to #124 - xoyv
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it's the little things that matter
#132 to #124 - xsap
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you still in, *****?
#144 to #132 - ylubz
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This planet is just ******* disintegrating   
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This planet is just ******* disintegrating
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#149 to #132 - nephritho
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I hope most of these posts are just to piss people off.
But I know a few theists (not atheist) that talk like evolution is fake.
everyday i contemplate the idea of becoming a serial killer.
Sooner or later I will start to invade some of these places where there a bunch of these dense ************* and shoot them all.
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User avatar #225 to #132 - cozer
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Op's post gave me and feel and yours makes me want to kill :/
User avatar #176 to #132 - strangesir
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The Stephen Hawking one and the last two...
My jimmies are so mother******* rustled right now.