oh.. . Thought you guys might want to hear this. Today at went. I was getting a table ready tor a large party. I went upto an old man sitting alone and asked if
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oh.

Thought you guys might want to hear this. Today at went. I was
getting a table ready tor a large party. I went upto an old man sitting
alone and asked ifl meld use the empty chair across tram him. He
sweetly said, "Sorry, I' d rather you net. I We to pretend my wife is still
here, sitting with me.
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#6 - pathatter (10/22/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I'll use that next time I'm on a bus
I'll use that next time I'm on a bus
#10 - kuchinawa (10/22/2013) [-]
Ask to sit on his wife. Nothing could go wrong
Ask to sit on his wife. Nothing could go wrong
User avatar #13 - SuperSixONE (10/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"...we divorced a few years ago after she found out I was a child molester. Ever since that retraining order, I cant even stalk her, so I have to use my imagination."
User avatar #24 - lasomacintosh (10/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
As long as he's pretending, couldn't he pretend that a chair is there too?
#14 - Womens Study Major (10/22/2013) [+] (12 replies)
im glad shes dead
#17 to #14 - WillWalrus (10/22/2013) [-]
Shut up anon.
#32 - marlton (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #25 - doctorstein (10/22/2013) [-]
Plot Twist: His wife just went to the car to leave while he waits for the check. He just likes to pretend she is waiting with him.
#40 - Womens Study Major (10/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
ha shes probably dead
ha shes probably dead
#7 - include (10/22/2013) [-]
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#43 - franklinclinton (10/22/2013) [-]
Add this to the list..

I can kinda relate, my aunt still sets the table for her son who killed himself years ago.
#61 - mishaikezawa (10/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 - bigpapapilgrim (10/22/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>then tell him to **** off because his wife is dead and its a free seat
User avatar #48 to #47 - ihatem (10/22/2013) [-]
Why would you say that
#28 - settantaventi (10/22/2013) [-]
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#148 - mitchimusk (10/23/2013) [-]
"...she's in the ******* right now making room for the meal."
#70 - Mesmus (10/22/2013) [-]
Wifes FW
Wifes FW
#22 - onlyonesnoopy (10/22/2013) [-]
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#4 - queefymcbubblebutt (10/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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