Yeah.

I had a dream my cat got ran over by a giant clock, meaning one of two things:

1. He will die of old age and have the fullest life as can be.


2. I need to avoid taking my cat anywhere where there is a giant rolling clock.

Maybe your subconscious noticed there was something wrong with her the last few times you saw her.

Off to /x/ for you

Everyone's having deep dreams n shit and I'm just here with my dreams about fighting a giant man made out of pretzel sticks with boxing gloves.

sooo are you an asian?

I had a dream my buddy and I were cops in the 1960s and we got a report of some uppity Negroes downtown. So we go there and there is a big fucking party, big booty hoes, beer on tap, craziest weed you ever saw. And my buddy and I, still in uniform both say "I love black people!!", rip our shirts off and have the time of our lives.

Then I woke up.

The most disturbing dream I've had (that I can recall) was that I was cracking some eggs for the french toast batter. No yolk nor egg-white came out, just a big chicken fetus. It was like that in every single egg in the fridge. I took out the blender and stirred everything up while the Terminator theme played in the background. I drank the batter raw before I woke up with a hard-on.

You should read this book. It delves into that sort of "shit".

And yeah, it is called "John Dies at the End" (no spoilers)

I had a dream as a kid, where monkeys were raping and killing people for bananas.

its a sign

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I had a dream i went back and time and discovered Atlantis after what felt like hours of exploration something boomed then the city sunk while me and other people who looked like researches were trying to swim to each other Mermaid things started killing everyone with tridents in the distance i saw a big Aztec looking temple sink into the ocean and when a mermaid stabbed me in the chest and when i sunk under water to see the city, perfectly intact but just slowly falling with bodies everywhere then i woke up sweating, couldn't sleep right for the rest of the night......... What the fuck man. MFW i woke up

I once had one of those nightmare-within-a-nightmare things where you wake up but you're still in the dream so you wake up again.

It started off with some witch thing with long claws about to kill me, then I woke up, but all the walls were green. Then I looked at the curtains and saw a bunch of eyeballs floating and looking in random directions, and they all turned to look at me at the same time.

Then I woke up again. I was 8. Scared the living shit out of me.

one time I dreamed of a spider coming up my stairs and raping me, then he drugged me and i died. I had this dream twice.....

Had a dream in which my grandmother said goodbye to me. That was it, nothing else.


Woke up to the news that she had passed away during the night. That was the worst day of my life.

Oh man, that's sad. Only the best wishes for your grandma.