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Submitted: 02/19/2013
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User avatar #3 - codyxvasco (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had a dream my cat got ran over by a giant clock, meaning one of two things:

1. He will die of old age and have the fullest life as can be.

2. I need to avoid taking my cat anywhere where there is a giant rolling clock.
User avatar #4 - pepemex (02/20/2013) [-]
Maybe your subconscious noticed there was something wrong with her the last few times you saw her.
User avatar #5 - bitchplzzz (02/20/2013) [-]
Off to /x/ for you
User avatar #19 - samxdaxman (02/20/2013) [-]
Everyone's having deep dreams n **** and I'm just here with my dreams about fighting a giant man made out of pretzel sticks with boxing gloves.
User avatar #14 - mummer (02/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
quick question, rate this as either "lame" or "cool" or "meh":
My mother knows that i smoke weed and is 100% ok with it and we occationally smoke together.

#22 to #14 - atheistzilla (02/20/2013) [-]
so you have a mother that doesn't think injecting 3 marijuanas will kill you.

#57 - ghustla ONLINE (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
sooo are you an asian?
#65 to #57 - dezraeeboo (02/21/2013) [-]
Can't say that I am, but I wouldn't mind having a little Asian in me. :3
#23 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
my most ****** up dream was that i was eating some kind of cereal, and it tasted funny, so i spit it out just to find out the cereal i was eating were little fetuses.....

i blame internet
User avatar #28 to #23 - thesovereigngrave (02/20/2013) [-]
Fetus Loops.
User avatar #60 - residentblackman (02/20/2013) [-]
I had a dream my buddy and I were cops in the 1960s and we got a report of some uppity Negroes downtown. So we go there and there is a big ******* party, big booty hoes, beer on tap, craziest weed you ever saw. And my buddy and I, still in uniform both say "I love black people!!", rip our shirts off and have the time of our lives.

Then I woke up.
#59 - northard (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The most disturbing dream I've had (that I can recall) was that I was cracking some eggs for the french toast batter. No yolk nor egg-white came out, just a big chicken fetus. It was like that in every single egg in the fridge. I took out the blender and stirred everything up while the Terminator theme played in the background. I drank the batter raw before I woke up with a hard-on.
User avatar #35 - richardastley ONLINE (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I once had a dream that I knew Britney Spears and she shaved her head. I woke up and thought about how weird the dream was. I had my radio on all night and some celebrity news segment came on saying Britney Spears shaved her head.

What **** .
User avatar #42 to #35 - thatsimple (02/20/2013) [-]
>has a 6 sixth sense
>only tells him ********
#34 - virginmaker (02/20/2013) [-]
You should read this book. It delves into that sort of " **** ".

And yeah, it is called "John Dies at the End" (no spoilers)
User avatar #17 - mookiez (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had a dream as a kid, where monkeys were raping and killing people for bananas.
#6 - myturntoevil (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It dosent mean anything,if you want to say that that dream was a sighn then you have to take into account the dreams that make absolutly sense whatsoever and mean nothing
#7 to #6 - myturntoevil (02/20/2013) [-]
*no sense
User avatar #1 - tbeastha (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
its a sign
User avatar #55 - maxismahname ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
one time I dreamed of a spider coming up my stairs and raping me, then he drugged me and i died. I had this dream twice.....
User avatar #54 - padzyo (02/20/2013) [-]
Had a dream in which my grandmother said goodbye to me. That was it, nothing else.

Woke up to the news that she had passed away during the night. That was the worst day of my life.
User avatar #53 - dirrrtjump (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh man, that's sad. Only the best wishes for your grandma.
#49 - axeaddonis (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I once had one of those nightmare-within-a-nightmare things where you wake up but you're still in the dream so you wake up again.

It started off with some witch thing with long claws about to kill me, then I woke up, but all the walls were green. Then I looked at the curtains and saw a bunch of eyeballs floating and looking in random directions, and they all turned to look at me at the same time.

Then I woke up again. I was 8. Scared the living **** out of me.
#47 - kkkminoritiesaway (02/20/2013) [-]
Future telling level? Brain...
#41 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
I had a dream that I lost my virginity.

When I woke up, I was being raped in prison.
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