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User avatar #26 - othofenring (08/24/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/feels/Where+did+I+go+wrong+Pt+2/wdvtGjq/
Part 2 for ya guys
If anyone is interested I have another with a girl right now if you guys wanna hear that. Give me some pointers, cause this situation is making me sad now too
User avatar #28 to #26 - agrani ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
duuuude
is this recent? are you still in this kind of situation??
User avatar #30 to #28 - othofenring (08/24/2013) [-]
'twas about 8 months ago I'd say. I'm not in this situation anymore, just another shitty one.
User avatar #31 to #30 - agrani ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Do tell
User avatar #32 to #31 - othofenring (08/24/2013) [-]
About the sad situation I'm in now?
User avatar #33 to #32 - agrani ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
yessss if its not to much to ask ofcourse
User avatar #36 to #33 - othofenring (08/24/2013) [-]
Well, it's not super similar to this one. Not very similar at all really. But okay. I dated this chick my sophomore year (10th grade). We'll call her, Kelly. But we dated for like a month, and she was a very good Christian girl. We didn't even kiss till like the day before we broke up. Whatever kind of talked to her my junior year(11th) grade. Not to much. Starts talking to me recently(summer before senior year), whatever she is a total sweetheart, so I'd talk to her as well. Break up wasn't that bad so it's whatever. But this week, like 3 days ago she's messaging me and says, "I miss you, we need to hangout!". I just agree like, whatever. I'll chill with her. So I jokingly tell her I'm not busy, come visit me. And she actually does! After she went to the movies with two of her friends, she visits me before going to there house. We just drive around town for like 10 minutes. Then park in front of the house I'm staying at( grandparents) and we're just sitting there talking. Awkward silence comes up, so I start tickling her side and boom, she gets real close to my face and we start making out. Boom! Confused as fuck but enjoying the fuck out of it. Sit in her car for like 10 minutes just making out. Awesome. Well, she has to go so whatever. Say goodbye and go inside to chill with some people. We're messaging later that night and says I should come visit her at her friends house. I say okay, I can do that. Talking about we eventually meet up. Mind you, it's like 2 am, she snuck out of her friends when they fell asleep. We meet up at a park between us. We go off to a dark side so no one can see us. Lay down on the ground she lays right next to me. Start making out more. Get on top of her. Still making out, start feeling her up. Lift her shirt up, lift her bra up. Boobs! My shirts off, chest to chest making out. Hard as fuck now. Start feeling her other parts ;) she's enjoying it, she's letting me which is weird, but I'm horny as fuck now. Start kissing down her body, pull her pants down. Was going to eat her the fuck out, but I was taken aback when I saw bush. Not crazy forest, trim bush, but hair turns me off. Confused trying to think of what to do, goo back to making out with her. She starts grabbing me through my pants and shit. Take her hand down my pants. She grabs my dick. Get my shorts around my ankles so this shit can go down. Making out getting tugged off. Fucking awesome. After like 10 minutes or so, about to climax. Stop kissing her and start moaning slightly, so she starts biting my neck. Blow my load on her hand, my dick, and her sweatshirt. (She didn't know that lol). Whatever still making out. She gets on top of me, dick still hanging out, and starts dry humping the fuck out of me. For 15 minutes she's just thrusting on top of me. Im enjoying whatever, she gets off too. Lay there for 5 minutes walk her partly back to her place. Say good bye, kiss. Whatever that just happened. She said she wasn't ready for a relationship, I understand just got out of an 8 month one. Says she wants to stay friends with benefits for now. 100% done with that. But now she's more or less ignoring me. Not talking to me on Facebook or texting me. I'm super depressed about it because I generally like her,
User avatar #37 to #36 - agrani ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Okay, important part here
Confidence
Its not you, trust me
Shes confused
Id do the following, text her, or leavea a voice mail. saying you miss her and wanna hang out, just that, simple, dont over think it, dont say shes ignoring you, nothing
And let it sit
As far as I see it, shes very confused, deciding on what to do, she needs time, and to know you are there
If shes not ready for a relationship, dont be all over her, instead, be there when she needs you, and be cool without her, so she knows that she has her personal space and isnt hurting you
Cheer up man, she grabbed your dick, thats like, half way done
Depression is your enemy, and its gone by simply knowing that you are awesome
User avatar #40 to #37 - othofenring (08/24/2013) [-]
What do you think I should say to her? Like word for word.
User avatar #41 to #40 - agrani ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
i really should not do this
These things require your thinking in it, you wont be able to google every thing, when it comes to women (believe me, i tried)
Just go along the lines of " Hey its me (again or not, dunno how many times you tried calling her), listen, i havent heard from you in a while, we should hang out sometime, hope everything is ok, call me back!"
keep it short
let her know your interested and worried, but not trying to sufocate her
User avatar #43 to #41 - othofenring (08/24/2013) [-]
She answered me!
User avatar #42 to #41 - othofenring (08/24/2013) [-]
Thanks man. I just d her making sure she's okay, I'll be here if she needs me. Told her to text me back when she can. I appreciate you're help man. I really do.
User avatar #44 to #42 - agrani ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Keep me posted about this, il help as much as i can
You kind remind me of me, in a way

Now just wait for her to be ready
Meanwhile, go buy yourself a new shirt you like, always gets my confidence up
User avatar #45 to #44 - othofenring (08/24/2013) [-]
I'm goi to dress up nicely tomorrow. Always makes me more confident. Private message me if you wanna get to know me. We can become friends ;)
User avatar #46 to #45 - agrani ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
il add you, but im gonna log off now, i have a 12h flight in the morning
Yea do that, and remember that you are with her to have fun, dont overthink, just let shit flow
User avatar #38 to #37 - othofenring (08/24/2013) [-]
Well thanks man. I going to do that.
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